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Finals Week 2

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1 minute ago, monoccular said:

Clearly two very different versions of holding the ball. 

Who is 35 GW$?   Just throwing elbows to the larynx then kneed same guy in the head when on the ground. Dirty dog. 

They get the Greene light from the AFL don't they.

Boomtish

58 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

This reminds me of 2002 Semi against Adelaide

massive Momentum Swings

Too soon.

 

 

 
8 minutes ago, monoccular said:

Maybe, but these constant elbows to the ribs and the kidneys are unnecessary. 

So pay a free. But don’t tell the players the rules, it is not right

They are just plucking decisions out of their [censored]. Razor Ray the worst.


WTF was that holding free just on the siren?

Looked like a 50/50 or the Lion being held. Was that the showman Chamberpot who paid that?

7 minutes ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

Tomlinson watch:

5 possessions and just directly cost his side a goal with a kick into the man on the mark.

Me thinks he’s mentally checked out.

I hope they are not getting him to play wing (as has been reported in the media), has been very poor so far.

While he is better than some of our fringe players it will be a terrible decision if it takes our ability to pay for a quality player in the future away. I can't see where he fits into our team.

4 minutes ago, monoccular said:

WTF was that holding free just on the siren?

Looked like a 50/50 or the Lion being held. Was that the showman Chamberpot who paid that?

Exactly

 
4 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

So pay a free. But don’t tell the players the rules, it is not right

Agree with you there.  But just because it 'has always been part of the game" does not justify actions which have nothing to do with the game.  If I wanted to watch boxing or karate, I wouldn't go to the footy.


2 minutes ago, sue said:

Agree with you there.  But just because it 'has always been part of the game" does not justify actions which have nothing to do with the game.  If I wanted to watch boxing or karate, I wouldn't go to the footy.

It’s a physical game. Niggle has always been part of it

5 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

It’s a physical game. Niggle has always been part of it

Certainly a physical game but why should good players in particular have to put up with incessant jabs (Essendon excepted), punches and elbows. 

Times do change - how many games would Jack Dyer or Ted Whitten or Leigh Matthews play in a year nowadays?

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WTF was that holding free just on the siren?

Looked like a 50/50 or the Lion being held. Was that the showman Chamberpot who paid that?

1 minute ago, monoccular said:

WTF was that holding free just on the siren?

Looked like a 50/50 or the Lion being held. Was that the showman Chamberpot who paid that?

Don’t understand this game anymore 

Lions being a bit Melbournian dominating inside 50s but only scoring behinds. 

Bombing it in for the GW$ to take simple marks. 


16 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Hipwood you gangly alien baby giraffe!!

I wish we had a baby alien giraffe !!

12 minutes ago, monoccular said:

Certainly a physical game but why should good players in particular have to put up with incessant jabs (Essendon excepted), punches and elbows. 

Times do change - how many games would Jack Dyer or Ted Whitten or Leigh Matthews play in a year nowadays?

That is an interesting question, i am not against an Umpire calling a free. But it is Not his job to Coach players on how to play the game. 

Lions may as well kick the ball along the ground when entering fwd 50.

20 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Hipwood you gangly alien baby giraffe!!

 

Hipwood goal celebration =

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I still dont understand why players get dragged after kicking a goal....


Brisbane forwards have been a disgrace this quarter

3 minutes ago, Wadda We Sing said:

I still dont understand why players get dragged after kicking a goal....

It is madness. Adrenaline flat out and off they come

 

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