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[censored] me if this potato wins them the game I will lose my mind. You needed to get him to ground Oscar!!!

 

Seriously Crows, just keep playing it through Jenkins and you'll win.

Simple.

Oh GTFO oscaf you weak piece of [censored]


Just now, Jaded said:

The standard of umpiring this year across the league has been appalling. 

It has been woeful. They look to pay frees to penalise, as opposed to frees rewarding.

Yeah for God's sake I am absolutely correct about Oscar MacDonald.

 

Oscar might single handedly cost us this game 


1 minute ago, RedLegs23 said:

Can not WAIT for Oscar to head back to Caesy

I won't be satisfied until he is off the list. Not even VFL standard.

See ya later Oscar. It's been real but with reinforcements finally coming, your service will no longer be required.

1 minute ago, Earl Hood said:

Umpires nearly gifted qCrows a goal there, not 15, play on for no reason leads to turn over. 

The “no 15” for our mark was immediately followed by a 10 m mark to them!


We deserve to lose this, we're just sh*tting ourselves now and it's embarrassing.


Here we go.....the jitters.

Frost. Jesus. Stop. Kicking. Risky. Kicks. You. Are. A. [censored]. Kick. 

FML!

 
2 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Commentators starting to barrack for the Crows. 

Mate goes both ways.. they've been barracking for us all game.

Edited by dazzledavey36

Oscar is a huge worry.  One on one ??????


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