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My 3 word player analysis V Gold Coast

joeboy
in Melbourne Demons

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Jones - dynamic all game

Viney - take first options

Oliver - dominant and tireless

Harmes - incredible first quarter 

Melksham - dangerous but curtailed

Salem - was all class

Lockhart - clever but limited

Gawn - dominant when required

Petracca - always looked likely

Hore - season saving goal

Frost - played with purpose 

Brayshaw - mistake ridden performance 

Stretch - continued slowing momentum

Lewis - won’t be missed

Fritsch - disappeared too often

T. McDonald - provided a target

Hunt - just some cameos 

Wagner - didn’t imbue confidence 

Garlett - regularly fumbled ball

Keilty - had little influence 

Hibberd - great before injury

O.McDonald - devoid of confidence 

 

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    You would have thought we won with such a glowing write up ?

    Thanks Joeboy you are my go to thread.

    Goodwin... change the gameplan

    Perhaps he did slightly but it's still no good

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    8 minutes ago, joeboy said:

    Jones - dynamic all game

    Viney - take first options

    Oliver - dominant and tireless

    Harmes - incredible first quarter 

    Melksham - dangerous but curtailed

    Salem - was all class

    Lockhart - clever but limited

    Gawn - dominant when required

    Petracca - always looked likely

    Hore - season saving goal

    Frost - played with purpose 

    Brayshaw - mistake ridden performance 

    Stretch - continued slowing momentum

    Lewis - won’t be missed

    Fritsch - disappeared too often

    T. McDonald - provided a target

    Hunt - just some cameos 

    Wagner - didn’t imbue confidence 

    Garlett - regularly fumbled ball

    Keilty - had little influence 

    Hibberd - great before injury

    O.McDonald - devoid of confidence 

     

    Frost - Love his footy

    Melksham - Broken right foot?

    Petracca - Sulk or swagger

    Melbourne - 18 fit men

    Demonology - 1 minute hell

    Hibbo - body on line

    Brayshaw - unusually average game

    Frost - Take em on.

    Frost - Simpletons were wrong.

    Jones - one more year.

    Stretch - absolutely no vision

    Stretch - chook without head

    Melbourne - need Stretch's pace

    Omac - V F L

    Lockhart - a real gem

    Lewis - great without ball

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    Wagner was solid IMHO

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    Very generous assessment of Trac's game

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    35 minutes ago, joeboy said:

    Jones - dynamic all game

    Viney - take first options

    Oliver - dominant and tireless

    Harmes - incredible first quarter 

    Melksham - dangerous but curtailed

    Salem - was all class

    Lockhart - clever but limited

    Gawn - dominant when required

    Petracca - always looked likely

    Hore - season saving goal

    Frost - played with purpose 

    Brayshaw - mistake ridden performance 

    Stretch - continued slowing momentum

    Lewis - won’t be missed

    Fritsch - disappeared too often

    T. McDonald - provided a target

    Hunt - just some cameos 

    Wagner - didn’t imbue confidence 

    Garlett - regularly fumbled ball

    Keilty - had little influence 

    Hibberd - great before injury

    O.McDonald - devoid of confidence 

     

    Keilty- played for GCS

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    6 minutes ago, deegirl said:

    Very generous assessment of Trac's game

    Trac was huge.  My only issue with him is that he keeps looking to dish rather than taking the instinctive shot.  His goal-scoring instincts have been trained out of him. 

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    4 minutes ago, RalphiusMaximus said:

    Trac was huge.  My only issue with him is that he keeps looking to dish rather than taking the instinctive shot.  His goal-scoring instincts have been trained out of him. 

    Yeah he is HUGE, HUGE Trade bait misses easy goals goes missing makes elementary errors. Nup Sticking to my guns TRADE whilst he has value!

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    Just now, picket fence said:

    Yeah he is HUGE, HUGE Trade bait misses easy goals goes missing makes elementary errors. Nup Sticking to my guns TRADE whilst he has value!

    His yips will get sorted out, but his contested work is as good as anyone in our team.  As I said last week, he makes scores happen (for us, not them). 

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    Frost - made an impact

    I know Frost is far from popular on here but you can't deny the impact he had on this game. He was valuable and was there when we needed someone to step up and do something.

    Salem - a f-ing gun

    We might be seeing his best footy this season. Very good by foot and hard as nails.

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    46 minutes ago, RalphiusMaximus said:

    Trac was huge.  My only issue with him is that he keeps looking to dish rather than taking the instinctive shot.  His goal-scoring instincts have been trained out of him. 

    Good call.  I'd rather him ping from 50 than lower the eyes.  He doesn't have touch.

    Melbourne won't let him go with this instinct until Hocking brings super-goals in @ 2021.

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    Stretch - play tabletennis twitchy

    Petracca - Stretch with muscles

    Lewis - wig or dye?

     

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    1 hour ago, Graeme Yeats' Mullet said:

    Weren't many better

    Clarry, Salem, Jones, Melk, McDonald were all better. I'd love it if he delivered on his potential but he doesn't do enough. He's never struck me as a deep thinker but It looks like he's over-thinking his footy, almost trying too hard. 

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    T Mac - welcome to 2019

    nice of you to join us 

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    Frost - Reliable in defence

    Petracca - Practice goal kicking!

    Marty - Watch me Trac

    TMac - Beat the clock

    Game - Magic 18 seconds

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