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7 hours ago, titan_uranus said:

What, because they beat Brisbane? A side which hasn't made the finals since 2009?

Are you proposing we are a better side than Collingwood?

That day was symbolic for the Pies. A BOG average side, who we had the wood over for 4 straight games, finally broke the shackles and showed how talented a side they are and haven’t looked back.

 

Watch the 4 teams who play on Good Friday suffer for playing on a sacred day. Good on Melbourne for not supporting it!

10 hours ago, Dame Gaga said:

Don't speak too soon. Razor Ray is booked in for Saturday. But David Rodan is one of the goal umpires. Hope Melbourne gives him plenty to smile about. Love his reaction when Melbourne kicks a goal.

I loved his wry smiles when we thumped Carlton last year. 

 
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50 minutes ago, Thehardtackler said:

Watch the 4 teams who play on Good Friday suffer for playing on a sacred day. Good on Melbourne for not supporting it!

didn't realise there was a second game on until you mentioned it.

NM v Bombers is a snooze fest for me but I will watch the Eagles and Port. Hopefully Port puts up a decent show but I doubt it.

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27 minutes ago, Diamond_Jim said:

didn't realise there was a second game on until you mentioned it.

NM v Bombers is a snooze fest for me but I will watch the Eagles and Port. Hopefully Port puts up a decent show but I doubt it.

I actually think the other way around.

North V Dons should be entertaining while Eagles will likely strangle Port to a very low score in wet conditions.


49 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Essendon set to receive fine for playing Joe Daniher after he wasn't named to play. 

Can’t think of any other time Essendon have broken the rules...

 

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2 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Jeez Collingwood and Essendon get arm chair rides from the umps. 

as they should... they are important to the competition

17 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Jeez Collingwood and Essendon get arm chair rides from the umps. 

Was thinking the same thing Demonland. Very smooth ride so far for the drug cheats.

Just saw Bellchambers take a mark

Shows you that at this time of the year 

Miracles are possible 


4 hours ago, Demonland said:

Might cost someone a top 4 or finals spot. 

This is what we would expect from some galah that had just gone on to the ground dressed in an Umpire's uniform. That is what we got. 

If North would kick straight then they could possibly win. Not with that kicking though.

I actually saw an Umpire give a free kick against TWSNBN in the First Quarter. I hope nothing happens in the CBD tonight.


23 minutes ago, Old Bear said:

Just saw Bellchambers take a mark

Shows you that at this time of the year 

Miracles are possible 

He’s taken 3 more

Dont know what he’s on

He didn’t get a touch against Max

North are a waste of space.  Should have relocated to Tassie.

Tippa is the new Eddie.

Would love him at our club.

 
11 minutes ago, Petraccattack said:

North are a waste of space.  Should have relocated to Tassie.

North are done for the year.  So far off it.  Embarrassing


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