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32 minutes ago, Chook said:

A quick ladder predictor says yes. We can make it with 12 wins as long as Sydney and Geelong only win 1 (Sydney can win 2 if you include the game against us).

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Whilst that would be awesome Geelong will not lose to either Fremantle or Gold Coast so you wasted precious bandwidth on that predictor. ?

 
19 minutes ago, Chook said:

West Coast are looking like not much chop so far without their key players Gaff Kennedy and NicNat. We're a massive chance over there next week.

Also they don't have there home ground or the umps on there side. 

 
10 minutes ago, Petraccattack said:

If Port win today and we win the last 3 games, we will finish 2nd guaranteed.

The word "guaranteed" does not exist in a world where MFCSS already exists.

22 minutes ago, Chook said:

West Coast are looking like not much chop so far without their key players Gaff Kennedy and NicNat. We're a massive chance over there next week.

Amazing the drop off, they can barely hit a target.


4 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Whilst that would be awesome Geelong will not lose to either Fremantle or Gold Coast so you wasted precious bandwidth on that predictor. ?

Once agin I say…just answering a question.

1 minute ago, layzie said:

Amazing the drop off, they can barely hit a target.

Rattled upstairs after last week

Goody sighting at Adelaide Oval. He must be liking what he's seeing right now.

 

Goody in the crowd at Adelaide oval. A day before a big game but still committed to research on the next week I like it. 

6 minutes ago, Mazer Rackham said:

The word "guaranteed" does not exist in a world where MFCSS already exists.

Sure it does; it's in the definition.

MFCSS n.,  "Whatever can go wrong for the Melbourne Football Club, will go wrong (guaranteed)."

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11 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

My god could you imagine if thats how the ladder ended up r23. Collingwood v melbourne at the mcg week 1. Im not sure I could handle that week. 

I can't see port falling out. 

On another note Id love to see Richmond v hawthorn in a final not the gf obviously but just to see how the hawks match up against them again. 

 

Its 2 weeks actually, with the break after the H&A.....that would be a hard 2 weeks

1 minute ago, layzie said:

Goody in the crowd at Adelaide oval. A day before a big game but still committed to research on the next week I like it. 

Wouldn't you love to be a senior coach. 

"Hey Mahns, I need a business class flight to Adelaide... just gonna go catch the Port-WC game"

Just now, Mickey said:

Wouldn't you love to be a senior coach. 

"Hey Mahns, I need a business class flight to Adelaide... just gonna go catch the Port-WC game"

Not a bad caper! 

I'm loving the choice of a defensive forward tag on McGovern from Ken Hinkley. We should do likewise with a Pedersen or even a Fritch (someone with good marking power but also good running endurance).


Injury watch: Lycett and Vardey not doing great.

Max Gawn would be licking his lips.

West Coast have really upset the powers that be, aka Footy Gods, at AFL House. they might as well go home now.......one little lie, and looks what happens.......

10 minutes ago, Mickey said:

Wouldn't you love to be a senior coach. 

"Hey Mahns, I need a business class flight to Adelaide... just gonna go catch the Port-WC game"

Oh man! Who wouldn't want to go flying all over the place all the time!

"Good morning passengers. This is your purser speaking. We will be leaving about 25 minutes after our scheduled time, because, flying. Our flight will take fifty minutes and twenty years. You can work out the joke yourselves. Your in flight meal will be a choice between soggy beef wellington and soggy noodles. We will be giving out free soft drinks but if you want half a glass of stale cask wine, we will be happy to rip you off on that. Just ask your nearby flight attendant. We will be showing a movie, Harry Potter and the Missed Finals By A Percentage Of Point Two Percent. Also we will be delighted to [censored] watches, perfumes, and other sh*t to grift a few bucks, or just to annoy you. Whichever comes first."

Sounds like heaven!

17 minutes ago, Chook said:

Sure it does; it's in the definition.

MFCSS n.,  "Whatever can go wrong for the Melbourne Football Club, will go wrong (guaranteed)."

haha....Footy Gods and NS must be sitting there....so Norm, what do want to do to them this year..... :)

 

"F l o g" triggers the naughty words bot but "bugger" does not??????? This must be the strange universe where "guaranteed" and MFCSS co-exist


2 minutes ago, Mazer Rackham said:

Oh man! Who wouldn't want to go flying all over the place all the time!

"Good morning passengers. This is your purser speaking. We will be leaving about 25 minutes after our scheduled time, because, flying. Our flight will take fifty minutes and twenty years. You can work out the joke yourselves. Your in flight meal will be a choice between soggy beef wellington and soggy noodles. We will be giving out free soft drinks but if you want half a glass of stale cask wine, we will be happy to rip you off on that. Just ask your nearby flight attendant. We will be showing a movie, Harry Potter and the Missed Finals By A Percentage Of Point Two Percent. Also we will be delighted to [censored] watches, perfumes, and other sh*t to grift a few bucks, or just to annoy you. Whichever comes first."

Sounds like heaven!

Wow!! That is a strange rant and i have done a lot of airports over the last 4 months :)

At this stage of the weekend, we are one win and 15% ahead of Geelong.  Hopefully after tomorrow, we are two wins and a bit more % ahead of them.  Nice!  On the other hand, we must win tomorrow to maintain a % buffer over Hawthorn, and our other potential rivals.

 

1 hour ago, Call Me What You Will said:

Handy win to the poo and wee (I think????)

The Cats are in a spot of bother.

 
20 minutes ago, layzie said:

Goody in the crowd at Adelaide oval. A day before a big game but still committed to research on the next week I like it. 

Well I suppose he can still get home tonight. Just a days work. But it's good he has done that. Can get more being there live than seeing it off the tv. Plus it's only an hours flight away. 

2 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

Well I suppose he can still get home tonight. Just a days work. But it's good he has done that. Can get more being there live than seeing it off the tv. Plus it's only an hours flight away. 

Yeah exactly right, it’s all quite possible but good to see he’s investing his time wisely. 


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