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URGENT PLEASE READ: New Server

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1 hour ago, george_on_the_outer said:

 

What would we do without Demonland?

We'd spend more time working and paying attention to people around us. The horror!!!!

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    4 minutes ago, Jaded said:

    We'd spend more time working and paying attention to people around us. The horror!!!!

    That’s why I just tipped in $50 ?

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    55 minutes ago, chook fowler said:

    Had to go into therapy while demonland went off air. Was told to get a life. Whatever do they mean?

    Get a life= wait til server back up.

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    7 minutes ago, Demonland said:

    We can schedule more mandatory downtime if people feel they need to have a social life?

    I sense you misconstrued my gist, my error. 

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    Proud to say I’m now a DL subscriber! Well done guys with all the work you do to keep this machine ticking along, keep it up!

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    Just thought I would bump this thread.

    We are only at $1400 of the $3,000 the guys need to keep this site going as well as they do (if not better).

    Come on guys and gals .. time to board the Demonland bandwagon and take out an annual or life membership.

    Go Dees and thanks Demonland

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    2 minutes ago, Diamond_Jim said:

    Just thought I would bump this thread.

    We are only at $1400 of the $3,000 the guys need to keep this site going as well as they do (if not better).

    Come on guys and gals .. time to board the Demonland bandwagon and take out an annual or life membership.

    Go Dees and thanks Demonland

    Nice work DJ, it can be as little as $1 per Melbourne goal. If it continues like this they might send us broke.?

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    I've noticed that when I receive a PM I don't receive a notification to my personal email address.  Is this anything to do with the new server?

    Thanks

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    2 minutes ago, Lucifer's Hero said:

    I've noticed that when I receive a PM I don't receive a notification to my personal email address.  Is this anything to do with the new server?

    Thanks

    It's possible that it has something to do with the mail settings on the new server as I'm not receiving notifications of PMs via email either or notifications of reports of posts.

    This is way above my pay grade. This sounds like a job for @Nasher

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    20 hours ago, Nasher said:

    No coincidence that the team averages victory by 100 points since we moved to the new server.

    This one appears to not have a habit of falling over whenever there’s a few hits at once either. Winning!

    ..................  but can it cope with a Flag??

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    On 5/19/2018 at 11:56 AM, Demonland said:

    I've made an update. Let me know if it reinvoiced you to continue as an Annual member. Actually let me know what the process is. It shouldn't automatically charge you but let me know if it does. In fact let me know what happens as I'm not exactly sure of the process. I think it gives you a grace period and then if you don't pay by that time it puts you back as a normal member.

    No invoice or auto charge at this end Andy.  Did you want to PM me an invoice with bank details maybe?

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    7 minutes ago, Rusty Nails said:

    No invoice or auto charge at this end Andy.  Did you want to PM me an invoice with bank details maybe?

    No need. When I get some time I will be redoing the way the Annual Membership works in the system. Somewhere along the line it stopped working.

    You can re-sign up again once you notice you are back to a normal member. In the meantime enjoy your ad free Demonland experience on the house. ?

     

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    1 minute ago, Demonland said:

    No need. When I get some time I will be redoing the way the Annual Membership works in the system. Somewhere along the line it stopped working.

    You can re-sign up again once you notice you are back to a normal member. In the meantime enjoy your ad free Demonland experience on the house. ?

     

    :roos:  yes i hit subscribe button but alas no go.  Cheers!

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