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1 minute ago, Jaded said:

Why the [censored] are we playing a midget back line? We have Weids, Hogan and TMac in the team. Why is TMac and Hogan playing mid??? 

FML. 

Maybe we are trying to bamboozle our opponents with unorthodox set ups and structure?

We also love to handball more because we can't kick so well?

20 tackles to 8 .... that's interesting!!

 

Is Neeld still an Assistant at the Bombres?

We really have a way of punishing the guy by making him sit through this [censored] once again...

 

8 tackles in a quarter. Wtf is wrong with us?

skills laughable

3 minutes ago, Stevienic23 said:

Hogan to heppell at the centre bounces. Really?

They also put Hogan on Ablett for a ball up or two against the Cats.  One of those resulted in a goal to Ablett as a result.  He was switched off imediately after that goal.  But how did that match up occur in the first place???


Sparg Bol!

Bang!!! 

 

Spargo!!!

 

Well done Spargo, good lad!!


Well done Charlie. Maybe that will be the spark. Live in hope.

Your goal Hunt. Stupid hospital handpass.

1 minute ago, Chook said:

Spargo's good. Hasn't been Melbourn'd yet.

Spargo time on ground at 21 mins....give it time


Salem just giving up the ball when tackled is exactly what we were doing last week.

We always do that yet opposition teams somehow always get a handpass off when tackled.

Goodwin's gameplan seems to be:

Crap inside 50 crap inside 50 crap inside 50, opponent rebounds, easy goal, rinse repeat.

 

The rebound was pathetic.

They had 4 in a row rebounding, leading to a Bombers goal.

How can this not have been addressed yet? It's been a problem for 16 months now!

Tackle count is up....8 already this quarter.  Gawn pushing forward is much needed if we are to win this

Last 2 goals out the back. Can't see any defensive structure. Outnumbered in our forward line then. No one on defense. Hopeless


[censored] off max. 

 

 

Gawn would be a good one to go to for us…if he could kick.

 

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