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GAMEDAY - Round 2

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Can someone in the coaching staff PLZ teach Christian Salem how to play midfield. There is no use sitting off the pack. Go in and get the FKN thing.

 

You'd think a team that just missed finals by the smallest margin ever would realise you're never ever ever allowed to take your foot off your opposition's throat when you think you've won it.

Lever has been horrendous this qtr.

 

We were darn lucky that wasn’t a free kick. But I suppose we got s raw deal, so it’s teat for tat


2 minutes ago, Wiseblood said:

Surprise, surprise.  The opposition kick a few and get some momentum.  They are an AFL side after all.

Not only that, the umpires are giving them every chance to get back into it.  We go anywhere near them and they're blowing the whistle.

I'm getting sick of this umpire blaming. We are the more experienced team. Umpires are an excuse for the weak. Poor quarter from us, that's it!

Fumble fumble fumble.

Just now, DSP said:

Lever has been horrendous this qtr.

To be fair, Goodwin plays him as a second key tall, when in reality he is a third tall drop off defender. Apparently Wagner is of more use than Frost. 

 

Brown: "Tough conditions up here. Melbourne wouldn't be used to the humidity."

 

We bloody would be if we'd gone to Darwin this year.

Cmon Clarry


2 minutes ago, Chook said:

Brown: "Tough conditions up here. Melbourne wouldn't be used to the humidity."

 

We bloody would be if we'd gone to Darwin this year.

Lame excuse. It’s been hot down here

40 minutes ago, Satyriconhome said:

No you said remembering winners, everybody remembers these, we're playing well tonight aren't we, having a few social pale ales and watching on big screen

You bought up a pile of cheats, not me

i have no time for cheating, my comments on the Essendrug disgrace were always rock solid. 

Let’s see how the Premiership Quarter stacks up

jobs not even close to being finished yet


Not our best quarter, but the Lions got their tails up on their home deck and kicked a few.  That's life.

A couple of early goals to kick off the final term and they'll drop their bundle.

Annnnnnnnnnd once again we show how to let a team come back.

Zero leadership from our “leaders” who all panicked and fumbled.

Rocket up the backside Goody, what a shizen quarter of footy.

Just now, Clint Bizkit said:

Any team five goals down against Melbourne is a chance.

The sad thing is, we need the percentage. We have literally not learnt a [censored] thing after last year’s debacle. 

Goodwin has a lot to answer for. He still has not been able to get this team switched on for 4 quarters. 

That we have to play an 8 man defense against Brisbane because they are dominating the game, is actually a joke. 


Ugh. Going to watch the last quarter in bed. My enthusiasm Is really low. Was sitting in the lounge room with munchies and drinks and enjoying the night, now it’s like a late night movie that you have to watch but know you have to be up early the next day. Thank goodness for daylight savings.

3rd Quarter Dead

happens every week for the past 3 years...

 

Why??

13 hours ago, Clint Bizkit said:

The question is, in which quartervwill we totally drop our bundle?

It turns out it was the third quarter.

Dumb free kicks, lazy fumbles, overusing the ball in contested situations and poor skills.

 
1 minute ago, Clint Bizkit said:

Any team five goals down against Melbourne is a chance.

10 goals down*

I think we will come home strong but [censored] me we know how to give a team a sniff. :/ 


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