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GAMEDAY - Round 18

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Gawn marking everything in the backline. Here's an idea: Put him up forward and kick the thing at his head.

 

This boundary umpire....

we stuffed it AGAIN

 

Anyone know how many 4th quarters this year we have not got a goal

1 minute ago, Chook said:

Gawn marking everything in the backline. Here's an idea: Put him up forward and kick the thing at his head.

Jones can't handball that high.


West Coast ruckman infringes on Gawn in exactly the same way Gawn did to him 30 seconds earlier. Play on.

 

Umpires pull a deliberate out of their arses to guarantee the Eagles win in the last two minutes.


We just have no structure at the end of close games.

Someone

 

Anyone

 

Stand up and deliver

We are pathetic in close games. Can't buy a goal in final quarters of any

Just infinite free kicks to the Eagles here in the dying stages. Very frustrating.


Once again over handballing costs us a game.

That and bad set shot kicking.

What an absolute disgrace, Melbourne.

Learn to kick goals in fucken close games. 0 Goal quarter. Pathetic

Another game [censored] away in the wind.

 

Pathetic.

 

 


I'm [censored] livid. There is no way we should've lost that.

Where was Jesse Hogan in the second half?  Couldn't even bring anything to ground?

This game was lost by our defence though.  We allowed too many marks inside 50 due to inexperience.  

And failed to hit the scoreboard with our opportunities.  

This is on the coaches.  Again. 

F%&K

 

Heartbreaking.

Standing by for the Paul Roos "Experience and We don't have a Paddy Dangerfield" Special


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