Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.
Demonland

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

GAMEDAY - Round 18

Whispering_Jack
in Melbourne Demons

Featured Replies

Gawn marking everything in the backline. Here's an idea: Put him up forward and kick the thing at his head.

 

This boundary umpire....

we stuffed it AGAIN

 

Anyone know how many 4th quarters this year we have not got a goal

1 minute ago, Chook said:

Gawn marking everything in the backline. Here's an idea: Put him up forward and kick the thing at his head.

Jones can't handball that high.


West Coast ruckman infringes on Gawn in exactly the same way Gawn did to him 30 seconds earlier. Play on.

 

Umpires pull a deliberate out of their arses to guarantee the Eagles win in the last two minutes.


We just have no structure at the end of close games.

Someone

 

Anyone

 

Stand up and deliver

We are pathetic in close games. Can't buy a goal in final quarters of any

Just infinite free kicks to the Eagles here in the dying stages. Very frustrating.


What an absolute disgrace, Melbourne.

Learn to kick goals in fucken close games. 0 Goal quarter. Pathetic

Another game [censored] away in the wind.

 

Pathetic.

 

 


I'm [censored] livid. There is no way we should've lost that.

Where was Jesse Hogan in the second half?  Couldn't even bring anything to ground?

This game was lost by our defence though.  We allowed too many marks inside 50 due to inexperience.  

And failed to hit the scoreboard with our opportunities.  

This is on the coaches.  Again. 

F%&K

 

Heartbreaking.

Standing by for the Paul Roos "Experience and We don't have a Paddy Dangerfield" Special


Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

Go to topic listing

Featured Content

  • AFLW REPORT: Geelong

    Melbourne wrapped up the AFLW home and away season with a hard-fought 14-point win over Geelong at Kardinia Park. The result secured second place on the ladder with a 9–3 record and a home qualifying final against the Brisbane Lions next week.

      • Thanks
    • 2 replies
    Demonland

  • AFLW PREVIEW: Geelong

    It’s been a season of grit, growth, and glimpses of brilliance—mixed with a few tough interstate lessons. Now, with finals looming, the Dees head to Kardinia Park for one last tune-up before the real stuff begins.

      • Thanks
    • 3 replies
    Demonland

  • DRAFT: The Next Generation

    It was not long after the announcement that Melbourne's former number 1 draft pick Tom Scully was departing the club following 31 games and two relatively unremarkable seasons to join expansion team, the Greater Western Giants, on a six-year contract worth about $6 million, that a parody song based on Adele's hit "Someone Like You" surfaced on social media. The artist expressed lament over Scully's departure in song, culminating in the promise, "Never mind, we'll find someone like you," although I suspect that the undertone of bitterness in this version exceeded that of the original.

      • Clap
      • Thanks
      • Like
    • 9 replies
    Demonland

  • AFLW REPORT: Brisbane

    A steamy Springfield evening set the stage for a blockbuster top-four clash between two AFLW heavyweights. Brisbane, the bookies’ favourites, hosted Melbourne at a heaving Brighton Homes Arena, with 5,022 fans packing in—the biggest crowd for a Melbourne game this season. It was the 11th meeting between these fierce rivals, with the Dees holding a narrow 6–4 edge. But while the Lions brought the chaos and roared loudest, the Demons aren’t done yet.

      • Thanks
    • 5 replies
    Demonland

  • Welcome to Demonland: Picks 7 & 8

    The Demons have acquired two first round picks in Picks 7 & 8 in the 2025 AFL National Draft.

      • Clap
      • Love
      • Like
    • 715 replies
    Demonland

  • Farewell Clayton Oliver

    The Demons have traded 4 time Club Champion Clayton Oliver to the GWS Giants for a Future Third Rounder whilst paying a significant portion of his salary each year.

      • Thanks
      • Like
    • 2,075 replies
    Demonland
View All

Configure browser push notifications
Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.