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The Dusty" don't argue"

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The players should enforce a mandatory $100 fine for anyone who Dusty successfully lays a Don't Argue on.

 

 

...well that was a fizzer. 

Mr. Don't Argue Myagi went missing. 

 

Viney made up for everything rag dolling Rance.

Yeah thinking about it now he really did have no influence on the game.. I'm too lazy but what were his stats at the end of the night?

 

He had no influence, his lady few weeks have been average.  I think his dad being deported would help. 

I have finally watched the entire game and must say saw very little of him.  

Was he tagged by a particular player or was it, as we are happily becoming accustomed, an overall team effort?


20 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Yeah thinking about it now he really did have no influence on the game.. I'm too lazy but what were his stats at the end of the night?

18 pos (11 kicks) - 55% efficiency, 3 marks, 5 tackles, 1 goal.

85% Game Time.

Don't argues: Zero.

Most overrated player in the comp

For a 'tough guy' he sure never does anything tough

Even more laughable is how fans decry he should be their captain. What a disaster that would be.

 
31 minutes ago, H_T said:

18 pos (11 kicks) - 55% efficiency, 3 marks, 5 tackles, 1 goal.

85% Game Time.

Don't argues: Zero.

I think I saw him try one but he ended up being gang tackled before he could even get the arm properly out. I think it was Wagner, Hunt, and Jetta who were hounding him on the corner of the square. 

28 minutes ago, Petraccattack said:

For a 'tough guy' he sure never does anything tough

As evidenced by his use of chopsticks.


34 minutes ago, Skuit said:

Dimma gave him a 3qtr time gee up and then popped him in a back pocket. Go figure.

Wasn't winning it in the middle, had his usual spell forward (which is where he should play more often in a good team) and then they tried to play him down back to get him involved in the game. 

Very cleverly whoever he was matching up on (I think it was Harmes) took him back to the goal square and out of play. 

Our players and coaches cop it for mistakes, I'm as guilty of that as anyone, but they handled Dusty very well.

1 hour ago, Gorgoroth said:

He had no influence, his lady few weeks have been average.  I think his dad being deported would help. 

Look, he has been average of late but to describe them as "lady weeks" I think is a bit misogynistic.....

 

Edited by nutbean


He started in the forward line and stayed there for most of the first quarter.  He is either injured or disinterested in football at the moment. 

He then did a couple of cameos in the middle in the second and third quarters, but Harmes and others gang tackled him again and again.  He then retreated to the backline.  Come 3/4 time Hardwick gave him a "rev up" and promptly sent him down back again...go figure!

He is a 5 minute highlight reel at the best and then goes missing for whole periods of the game.  Much like Richmond if you think about it!

He looked very disinterested to me on the replay I saw. Given the family situation, I would not be surprised if he walked away.

7 hours ago, Skuit said:

Dimma gave him a 3qtr time gee up and then popped him in a back pocket. Go figure.

 

2 hours ago, george_on_the_outer said:

 Come 3/4 time Hardwick gave him a "rev up" and promptly sent him down back again...go figure!

 

Dang. I let slip another secret identity.

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