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2016 TV Commercial

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10 hours ago, Earl Hood said:

I went to white night this year and missed all those projected images. Go figure? 

It's that imported vino you slosh down Earl.

14 hours ago, Je Roos Salem said:

It's pretty gritty. Like a police ad. Makes it seem like we're lurking in the night and ready to pounce. It's professional looking at least and it ties us to the city but interestingly doesn't show the MCG

Yeah I have to admit that escaped me but you're right. For me it's one of those things that's been a "must have" in any previous MFC add. Could've had one of the projections onto the MCC stand or something.

I liked the ad, nothing too crazy and gets to the point: we're the club of the city. 

Edited by Pates

 

I always envisaged a commercial where Nathan Jones carjacks a family in a Range Rover headed to Falls Creek (returning them to the G') and Brayshaw lays a flying tackle on a young snow boarder about to commence a Buller black run.

Edited by Return to Glory

2 minutes ago, Return to Glory said:

I always envisaged a commercial where Nathan Jones carjacks a family in a Range Rover headed to Falls Creek and Brayshaw lays a flying tackle on a young snow boarder about to commence a Buller black run.

Thanks for adding a sensible dose of absurdity RTG. I was just about to post a question about the purpose of these adds versus the cost.

What does the club expect to gain from them? I'm presuming most/all of the above posters are members - do we expect to gain new members? These adds would cost a squillion - does the money come entirely from the club? Is there a proven or measurable  benefit?


1 minute ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Thanks for adding a sensible dose of absurdity RTG. I was just about to post a question about the purpose of these adds versus the cost.

What does the club expect to gain from them? I'm presuming most/all of the above posters are members - do we expect to gain new members? These adds would cost a squillion - does the money come entirely from the club? Is there a proven or measurable  benefit?

I looked at the ad BBO and it's professional yadda yadda yadda but I also thought it was a bit of a snore fest. Just one persons opinion.

9 minutes ago, Return to Glory said:

I always envisaged a commercial where Nathan Jones carjacks a family in a Range Rover headed to Falls Creek (returning them to the G') and Brayshaw lays a flying tackle on a young snow boarder about to commence a Buller black run.

I like the idea of our players dressed as street thugs going on a violent rampage through Fed Square.

Then they team up with other gangs and form a supergang like the riffs.

Then they have to make it to Jolimont without being killed.

Can you dig it???

 

2 minutes ago, Biffen said:

I like the idea of our players dressed as street thugs going on a violent rampage through Fed Square.

Then they team up with other gangs and form a supergang like the riffs.

Then they have to make it to Jolimont without being killed.

Can you dig it???

 

Yeah yeah! An amped up march to the 'gee!

 
25 minutes ago, Return to Glory said:

I always envisaged a commercial where Nathan Jones carjacks a family in a Range Rover headed to Falls Creek (returning them to the G') and Brayshaw lays a flying tackle on a young snow boarder about to commence a Buller black run.

You left out Chunk picking up some teeth at the Lexus Centre and Gus fighting off some yellow and black bogans on the way ... :):lol:

34 minutes ago, Biffen said:

I like the idea of our players dressed as street thugs going on a violent rampage through Fed Square.

Then they team up with other gangs and form a supergang like the riffs.

Then they have to make it to Jolimont without being killed.

Can you dig it???

 

I do dig it Biffen/ daddyo. It's very video game like.

Edited by Return to Glory


Sounds too much like a Michael Jackson video to me. Beat It or Thriller. I do not want to see Bitters break out into dance, thank you very much. 

Edited by Moonshadow

3 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Sounds too much like a Michael Jackson video to me. Beat It or Thriller. I do not want to see Bitters break out into dance, thank you very much. 

To that, Moonshadow, I say why not? I've just taken another look at the ad. I guess it's ok but I'm with BBO in terms of not being sure who it is designed to attract beyond Biffen's suggestion of Apex debutees. The voice over sounds like the bloke from Simon Reynold's Grim Reaper aides ad from a long time ago. 

When compared to previous years ads, it's Oscar material.

 

1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Thanks for adding a sensible dose of absurdity RTG. I was just about to post a question about the purpose of these adds versus the cost.

What does the club expect to gain from them? I'm presuming most/all of the above posters are members - do we expect to gain new members? These adds would cost a squillion - does the money come entirely from the club? Is there a proven or measurable  benefit?

i think daniel has the cost benefit report, bbo, but you'll need to lodge a foi request to see it but it will all be redacted and out of date by the time you get it


14 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

i think daniel has the cost benefit report, bbo, but you'll need to lodge a foi request to see it but it will all be redacted and out of date by the time you get it

DC my thought is the ad is very good but it cost a few $. But when and where does the ad get a run during the season with the average punter? In past years I have seen a number of clubs produce video promotions but where do they run after that? What is the point of this? 

44 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

DC my thought is the ad is very good but it cost a few $. But when and where does the ad get a run during the season with the average punter? In past years I have seen a number of clubs produce video promotions but where do they run after that? What is the point of this? 

what is the point you may well ask, earl. a very good question

unfortunately i can't answer until i know the point of life itself, or even the point of football or a premiership or what i'm doing here on demonland talking to a light-box on a holy day. 

3 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

Sounds too much like a Michael Jackson video to me. Beat It or Thriller. I do not want to see Bitters break out into dance, thank you very much. 

When he shakes himself it's like a labrador covered in sewerage

19 hours ago, Colin B. Flaubert said:

When compared to previous years ads, it's Oscar material.

 

Such an appropriate reflection of our 2013 season ...

21 hours ago, Biffen said:

I like the idea of our players dressed as street thugs going on a violent rampage through Fed Square.

Then they team up with other gangs and form a supergang like the riffs.

Then they have to make it to Jolimont without being killed.

Can you dig it???

 

Offering up the expertise of some of your employees/associates, Biffen?


On 3/18/2016 at 3:04 AM, Skuit said:

Along the lane-ways. Down the streets. Two colours flash. Red and blue.

Sounds like a recruitment drive for Vic Pol.

20 hours ago, daisycutter said:

what is the point you may well ask, earl. a very good question

unfortunately i can't answer until i know the point of life itself, or even the point of football or a premiership or what i'm doing here on demonland talking to a light-box on a holy day. 

A porker of oldies waxing lyrical and philosophical - FMD!! What are you taking dc?

3 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

A porker of oldies waxing lyrical and philosophical - FMD!! What are you taking dc?

Sounds more like a question of what isn't he taking?

 
2 hours ago, boydie said:

Sounds like a recruitment drive for Vic Pol.

 

 


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