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GAME DAY - Round 22

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Geez, Garland is hopeless.

 

Garland is a weak and rubbish footballer. Seriously pathetic effort on Ibbitson.

Can't listen or watch, but we have had 3 i50s to zero at this very early stage 3min 23sec, so looking good so far.

 

Garland and Dunn are awful.

EDIT: Argh, that replay. Garland body contact and positioning is truly awful sometimes.

We're gonna be lucky to kick 4 goals today.

Edited by praha

Has Garland won a one on one this year???

Mentally checked out


3 minutess in and no Freo goal. Going to be close!

4 mins. You jinxed it.

surprise surprise pokerface Garland concedes the first goal

is there a reverse coleman medal cos our colin has it stitched up

ps oscar mac hits the opposition on the chest with his first kick, how appropriate

 

Has Garland won a one on one this year???

Mentally checked out

He and Howe packed the bags months ago.


LOL, Freo player took 3 Melbourne players on, incorrect disposal, had about 3 seconds to dispose, "Play on".

Awful umpiring after the holding the ball on Stretch.

Haha Dwayne just said Hogan's not signed up yet. What an idiot.

Dwayne is such a f!og.

Not signed up yet... Wtf? Get off my TV you [censored].


I like that despite being signed for 2 more years accordingly to the commentators Melbourne hasn't signed Hogan yet

Our delivery inside 50 is rubbish

Which commentator just said Jesse Hogan is 'not yet signed up by Melbourne'. What a [censored].

What a [censored] pathetic call by the umpire!!

lol, free kick in front of goal for big nose Pav, after Hogan has been held by 3 guys at every entry.

Already getting gangbanged by the umpires.


Will we ever get the better of the umpiring in a game ever??

What a [censored] pathetic call by the umpire!!

Come on, if you don't expect bias umpiring here when can you expect it?

Doesn't help that we can't kick

 

Great. More home town decisions..... How come we don't get those??

Which commentator just said Jesse Hogan is 'not yet signed up by Melbourne'. What a [censored].

Dwayne Russell. Probably won't make the top ten of stupid things he'll say in this game.

Hates Melbourne too and doesn't hide it.


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