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Post and pre match entertainment

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The entry with 'Hells Bells' was just AWESOME. I too thought it was similar to when 'The Undertaker' from WWE enters the arena. Great work MFC!

My only gripe was that they didn't play enough of it

 

My only gripe was that they didn't play enough of it

Yep, I would leave the club song until after the game for wins only.

It kinda sounded lame after the Bells...

...and by the way, do they ever make the bombers siren sound insignificant.

Yep, I would leave the club song until after the game for wins only.

It kinda sounded lame after the Bells

Indeed. In DJ terms it was a pretty savage mash up. Demonic to jaunty

 

One thing that really annoyed me was they ran out of Football Records before the game even started. I would have liked one as a souvenir of Hogan's debut game.

Based on previous matches, obviously didn't anticipate 27,000.

Clearly I'm an anachronism, as the only entertainment I want is the game and consider everything else unnecessary rubbish. I hate "the voice of the G" and wish there was no noise whatsoever. I accept there would be others who also loathe "the voice", but still love the entertainment.

That said, I wouldn't want my isolated views to hinder the enjoyment of others. I love ACDC, so Hells Bells is great, but I didn't hear it due to earplugs/radio.

  • 6 months later...

So I've noticed that the A League look to have adopted Hells Bells as the song for the players to walk out to in every game this season.

Smells like a rip off to me. Get your own ideas Gallop ya [censored].

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The president rides on to the field on a dark horse dragging the corpse of a goat

The sound system fires up with acdc s if u want blood u got it

Jack watts back from seal basic training and after the loss of a significant other identifies his inner demon

He chases the goat corpes an obsessed crazed and focused bloke

I like to watch porn with a medieval theme to it.

I think we should have real church bells rung out by a real hunchback if we are going to do it properly.

If we lose I think it only fair that we get to throw fruit at the hunchback and if we win we just put him back in his cage.

Also ,it could benefit us to dunk a witch in the Yarra.

 

I like to watch porn with a medieval theme to it.

I think we should have real church bells rung out by a real hunchback if we are going to do it properly.

If we lose I think it only fair that we get to throw fruit at the hunchback and if we win we just put him back in his cage.

Also ,it could benefit us to dunk a witch in the Yarra.

I shall announce my return to Dland on another thread. However I cannot let this post go without comment. I shall now publicly demand that Biffen return my property. 1. My tailor made Monks Robe . 2. My authentic scold's bridle . 3. A number of my cats - I am concerned for their welfare.


I shall announce my return to Dland on another thread. However I cannot let this post go without comment. I shall now publicly demand that Biffen return my property. 1. My tailor made Monks Robe . 2. My authentic scold's bridle . 3. A number of my cats - I am concerned for their welfare.

Frank Thring lives!

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