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Jonesy wouldn't give him the time of the day, little lone stop surfing for him.

Footy is a funny thing, before Jones went on his Bluey spree of three in a row, he was very close to moving to Essendon.

Very close.

 

Footy is a funny thing, before Jones went on his Bluey spree of three in a row, he was very close to moving to Essendon.

Very close.

Was he? Can't remember that one.

 

Yep, rpfc is right, he was very close to leaving for the Bummers in 2011 - there was an obsession with ensuring that Scully, Trengove and Gysberts had a clear run at the midfield and Jones could see the writing on the wall after J Mac's departure. Imagine how bad things could have been if he'd gone?!!

Was it Jack's old man Todd?

If my memory serves me correctly, it was. Looked like a point from where I was sitting too!


If my memory serves me correctly, it was. Looked like a point from where I was sitting too!

I can't remember if it was the first goal but I vividly remember Todd kicking his goal that day and it was "Dane Swaneque" - a mongrel, floater that looked hideous off the boot.

 

"Let alone" mate.

I've only ever heard the phrase on tv hahaha

"Let alone" mate.

Thank god. I read 'little lone' and thought I may have been completely shanking the saying 'let alone' for 30 years!


He's

Humour detector not working today?

I've only ever heard the phrase on tv hahaha

Little lone = small solitary?

Let alone = not to mention.

For all intensive purposes thedeeman might watch New Zealand tv.

For all intensive purposes thedeeman might watch New Zealand tv.

I'd rather read a thread that had 200 pages with just hogans_heroes and Machsy posts.

I'd rather read a thread that had 200 pages with just hogans_heroes and Machsy posts.

But not Jurrah98 posts right?

That's a thought far too horrible to consider.

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I'd rather read a thread that had 200 pages with just hogans_heroes and Machsy posts.

thanks for the kind words

i will arrange that thread asap

But not Jurrah98 posts right?

That's a thought far too horrible to consider.

Don't joke about that kind of stuff,

I'd rather read a thread that had 200 pages with just hogans_heroes and Machsy posts.

I'd love to read that thread!

For all intensive purposes thedeeman might watch New Zealand tv.

Intents and purposes


Intents and purposes

No, really? What an amazing coincidence that I too [censored] up a phrase when replying to "little lone."

 

I'd assume as much.

Can we find something else for the Tiges?

Watts? Clutching at straws here...

Trenners changes everything

Yep.

Enter (exit) Watts?


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