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With apologies to all my Carlton friends

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We've won one game. Lost to the two teams considered to be as low as us, and been smashed by a decent team by 93 points.

Can't help but think we're getting too ahead of ourselves with the amount of memes etc kicking around. Gives me a foreboding feeling...

We've won one game. Lost to the two teams considered to be as low as us, and been smashed by a decent team by 93 points.

Can't help but think we're getting too ahead of ourselves with the amount of memes etc kicking around. Gives me a foreboding feeling...

I agree regarding "getting ahead of ourselves".

But the joke is about Carlton, not us, and if we were only to beat one team this year I'd have chosen Carlton.


I couldn't get it the right way up.

That's what I'm apologising for.

well done jack, your blue mates will be in shredded heaven.

We've won one game. Lost to the two teams considered to be as low as us, and been smashed by a decent team by 93 points.

Can't help but think we're getting too ahead of ourselves with the amount of memes etc kicking around. Gives me a foreboding feeling...

What, that we might lose again?

Geez, how about enjoying the win?!

But the joke is about Carlton, not us, and if we were only to beat one team this year I'd have chosen Carlton.

Agreed. I even said something similar during the week on facebook. It was along the lines of "Please MFC, if you give me a win over Carlton this week, I promise not to ask for anything else".

 

funny character drawing of biff next to MM


What, that we might lose again?

Geez, how about enjoying the win?!

I am enjoying the win. Just find it strange how quick we are to make fun of another team when we haven't been exactly setting the world on fire. The media is giving enough focus to Carlton instead of us, thought we'd be more interested in the Dees.

What the win show as that we might not finish bottom the lions will not be able to beat as at the g , they are worse team at the moment the saints won't be so lucky at the mcg

We've won one game. Lost to the two teams considered to be as low as us, and been smashed by a decent team by 93 points.

Can't help but think we're getting too ahead of ourselves with the amount of memes etc kicking around. Gives me a foreboding feeling...

Sure we may be getting ahead of ourselves, but please allow a little joy: it has been a very long time between drinks (other than those imbibed to drown sorrows).

Sure we may be getting ahead of ourselves, but please allow a little joy: it has been a very long time between drinks (other than those imbibed to drown sorrows).

Like I said, let's enjoy it and focus on ourselves. We are nowhere near the stage where we should be dishing it up to other teams.

We've won one game. Lost to the two teams considered to be as low as us, and been smashed by a decent team by 93 points.

Can't help but think we're getting too ahead of ourselves with the amount of memes etc kicking around. Gives me a foreboding feeling...

Nothing wrong with a bit of confidence and perhaps a bit of arrogance; the top teams have it in spades and that's why they are the top teams. If we don't think we can win, we won't, if the players go in to the next game thinking this win was a fluke, they are beaten before the siren sounds for the start of the game.

We behave like losers at Melbourne and that can be self fulfilling.


We've won one game. Lost to the two teams considered to be as low as us, and been smashed by a decent team by 93 points.

Can't help but think we're getting too ahead of ourselves with the amount of memes etc kicking around. Gives me a foreboding feeling...

Jeez , you can be a sanctimonious pissant at times Stu!

Nothing wrong with a bit of confidence and perhaps a bit of arrogance; the top teams have it in spades and that's why they are the top teams. If we don't think we can win, we won't, if the players go in to the next game thinking this win was a fluke, they are beaten before the siren sounds for the start of the game.

We behave like losers at Melbourne and that can be self fulfilling.

Disagree. They're not top teams because of they are arrogant, they are arrogant because they've earned the right by being a top team.

We've won one game. Lost to the two teams considered to be as low as us, and been smashed by a decent team by 93 points.

Can't help but think we're getting too ahead of ourselves with the amount of memes etc kicking around. Gives me a foreboding feeling...

Hell yeah Stuie. I'm with you. After all, we've got a priority pick to nurture, maybe even picks 1, 2 and 3. Anyone who puts up memes or giffs on this site is a bum, eh. You'd never do that, after all. They have no respect for our reputation as the AFL's pity club.

We've won one game. Lost to the two teams considered to be as low as us, and been smashed by a decent team by 93 points.

Can't help but think we're getting too ahead of ourselves with the amount of memes etc kicking around. Gives me a foreboding feeling...

Yeah, nah. Winners are grinners, and losers can suck it up.

Carlton. Hehehehehehe.

Hell yeah Stuie. I'm with you. After all, we've got a priority pick to nurture, maybe even picks 1, 2 and 3. Anyone who puts up memes or giffs on this site is a bum, eh. You'd never do that, after all. They have no respect for our reputation as the AFL's pity club.

Putting up memes and gifs will change the world one day.

Stuie and Fl.og will be seen as visionaries.


Putting up memes and gifs will change the world one day.

Stuie and Fl.og will be seen as visionaries.

Waste of a line Biff - looks like Stuie's [censored] off for the night. And ... as for Fl og, who obviously can't write our language , with a bit of luck .... well what usually happens to "visionaries" around Easter ? You know, the walk up the hill carrying serious lumber. If the little bastard squirms too much they could forget the feet and ankles stuff and just drive the nail through his tiny ticker. Vampire style.

Waste of a line Biff - looks like Stuie's [censored] off for the night. And ... as for Fl og, who obviously can't write our language , with a bit of luck .... well what usually happens to "visionaries" around Easter ? You know, the walk up the hill carrying serious lumber. If the little [censored] squirms too much they could forget the feet and ankles stuff and just drive the nail through his tiny ticker. Vampire style.

No chance of a resurrection.

Some men see things in pictures.

They are what we call Herald-Sun readers.

Waste of a line Biff - looks like Stuie's [censored] off for the night. And ... as for Fl og, who obviously can't write our language , with a bit of luck .... well what usually happens to "visionaries" around Easter ? You know, the walk up the hill carrying serious lumber. If the little [censored] squirms too much they could forget the feet and ankles stuff and just drive the nail through his tiny ticker. Vampire style.

Where the hell did that come from?! Had a few shiraz's bitty? I mean bottles.......

 

WJ - please...don't me ever catch you apologising to any Carlton supporter about anything.


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