Melbourne FC - will drop pants for midfield.

is Irrelevant.

#standbyrocket...orchoco......roosyifwe'relucky......we'renotsureyet.

Melbourne Football Club: Dude, we've already got your money!

Hearing Basil Zemplas talking about Washington Generals makes me sick. I feel angry at him but I realize it's true.

Melbourne Football Club: Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Edited August 24, 201312 yr by Chook

Melbourne Football Club- because you're a sad idiot.

Melbourne Football Club: The Home of Football

What ever it takes

melbourne football club - re light the fire

In and out of the MCG car park in 3-5 minutes

Haha..............seriously undersold benefit this, I love it!

Melbourne FC - Hell on Earth!

Edited August 24, 201312 yr by Real Demon

Melbourne Football Club "If you're fit you'll probably get a game"

While we are the first club and the forever bit being under a cloud following the past few seasons what do you think the membership campaign slogan should be for 2014?

Melbourne Football Club....................................!

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MFC - Sticken Fat

Fat and Slow but having a Go

"we train really well"

Who put that membership slogan up at the start of the year? 'Melbourne Football Club: You got my membership money now you can go get f***ed'. (paraphrased) Can we get that up again? A bit of laughter would ease my aching soul right about now.

"we train really well"

Or Melbourne on a Misson.

"Free bag of potatoes with every membership - guaranteed to have at least 22 spuds"

Melbourne FC Harder to play against than ever!

"Dishonour before death"

Melbourne FC "feel confident to book holidays in September"

Under Construction

"Grow a pair"

"Give a damn"

Etc. etc.

Song, if JV said that I feel much better about our future.