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Bombers scandal: charged, <redacted> and <infracted>

Jonesbag
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As someone who can't watch this at work, I'm going to be refreshing this thread a whole lot today...


Are Little Hird & Essendrug looking stupid yet?

They have been looking stupid for 18 months wyl

But I guess that is not your question.

They have been looking stupid for 18 months wyl

But I guess that is not your question.

No. This is the pointy end now.

Is this Essendons Lawyer by chance

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ASADA says they will issue new SCN at the conclusion of the trial if the Judge rules in Essendrug's favor.

Has hanks produced the Chewbacca defence yet?

If not they aren't serious about winning


Has hanks produced the Chewbacca defence yet?

If not they aren't serious about winning

Sorry to be ignorant SPR but what is the Chewbacca defence?

south park reference - The aim of the argument is to deliberately confuse the jury by making use of the fallacy known as ignoratio elenchi (irrelevant conclusion) or a red herring.

Thanks DA my ignorance has now be corrected.

Sorry to be ignorant SPR but what is the Chewbacca defence?

Chewbacca Defence

If things don't look like they're going well it's definitely worth a shot (even with no jury herein).


This lawyer is terrible LOL

Middleton is being patient with him, Essendon are clearly wasting everyones time

You mean, the same lawyer who represented Jack Viney at his appeal? Give me a break.

You mean, the same lawyer who represented Jack Viney at his appeal? Give me a break.

I was talking about Hirds bumbling lawyer

Which is why i posted it at the time Hirds lawyer was talking, not David Grace

has it put everyone to sleep already ?

Is this on TV? If so what channel and time?

Channel 648.

Tannas just slid here hand over james leg and whispered something in his ear.

TV lip readers cant figure out what she is saying,Then to everyones surprise they realise she is whispering in french.

Translation coming up soon=aha she whispered "its ok luv im taking noted"

Meanwhile the judge calls for Quarter time and a 10 minute break.

WOW isnt this exciting.


Score update: Ten minutes into the third quarter and the Bombers are seven goals down. James Hird limping and Tanya Subbed off with writer's cramp.

Excellent WJ

Hasnt been laughed out of court yet ?

Hasnt been laughed out of court yet ?

Patience Grass Hopper!

 

Essendon aren't going with the "Vibe" defence ?


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