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WELCOME TO DEMONLAND - PAUL ROOS

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what I mean is he might have company.

Roos isnt tha style of egostist where hed want a big song and dance.

Hypothetical

Jackson appears at presser:

The MFC is proud to announce the following appointments

Heading up our Football operations.. Geoff Walsh... Geoff has .........

Melbournes new coach for the 2014 season .....

I know, was joking (though i freely admit it wasn't particularly funny).

 

Guessing there may be a few avatar changes in the next couple of hours ;)

I hope the admins have the ability to change EVERYONE'S name and avatar to Paul Roos just for a day.

Would be hilarious.

This is killing me. Put us out of our misery Judd, sorry Tom Scully, sorry tanking investigation, sorry Lord Roos

 

Call the bloody presser already!


All over it

Your username sounds like something the Queen does.

Apperently a midday presser has been called?

 

Let the fun begin!!!

Go Dees.

Only 30 pages to catch T$ B$ thread, and already over twice as many views.

Reckon by 6pm we'll have caught it.

That thread is all about quality, not quantity ... :)


Oh, Jaded, don't tell that to the dev in charge!!

Oh, it's on!! This is World of Warcraft, man!

My money is on you Nasher, the site will withstand!

I'm too deliriously happy to take Nasher on today.

But just quietly, I'm confident I'd win :D

I'm like a fat kid waiting for a cake to come out of the oven.

Come on Roosy, make our weekend.

Demonland needs you.


I got all excited when I saw a new link, but someone pasted that a few pages back.

cant keep up with all the posts! sorry buddy

All reference to a previous coach has now been expunged

A new era dawns winning is what we are about

How do you like me now? Viva Paul La Roos


All reference to a previous coach has now been expunged

A new era dawns winning is what we are about

You mean it wasn't in the past!

I'm like a fat kid waiting for a cake to come out of the oven.

Come on Roosy, make our weekend.

Demonland needs you.

Gee, weekend? In terms of the Demons I'd be more inclined to say millennium :)

 

How do you like me now? Viva Paul La Roos

Looks like some old tart with too much makeup hardtack

Any one seen Paul roos on a plane anywhere at 5am this morning?

In your dreams.... did you see it? flying into your life. :cool:


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