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WELCOME TO DEMONLAND - PAUL ROOS

timmyo64
in Melbourne Demons

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Since we did a hardware upgrade a few months ago the site's hardly blinked, even with Neeld happening and so on. You can never be 100% sure but I'm pretty damn confident you can all do your worst at slamming the site and it'll hold up.

Oh, you are going to have a good day aren't you!

Probably a Roos announcement and then the proof of a recent software upgrade withstanding all the use that will be generated.

I'm a non-technical BA, Nasher, but I know that feel bro.

Enjoy it.

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    Roos set to be announced today. The whole waiting till tuesday was a gimmick. The family had already discussed over family dinner he would coach.

    Source: jon ralph

    Yes, well really it was another ploy to buy time until he's ready to announce it.

    A shorter game version of his "I'm not interested... at the moment" when he'd long ago decided to look into it long & hard.

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    and the dinner it was discussed over occurred months ago !!!

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    Why Walsh would be a big pick up as well, no Roos but could Beverly important long term.

    I want whatever it is you're on!

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    Demonland currently has 534 users browsing this Forum. Wonder why?

    mate theres a hell of a lot of banana lovers out there :wub::)

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    While Denham can eat of bag, I am relying on the Bandwagoners to pay for Roos.

    WELCOME LOST DEMONS!!

    THE G DOES LOOK DIFFERENT DOESN'T IT? IT WAS RECENTLY REVAMPED...SEVERAL YEARS AGO...

    NO, I AM AFRAID THAT BROCK McLEAN DOES NOT PLAY FOR MELBOURNE ANYMORE...

    BUT THERE ARE MANY PLAYERS OF REASONABLE TALENT TO WATCH!

    ENJOY!

    How's Barry Ough tracking ?

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    I've been stockpiling GIFs for the announcement, hurry up already.

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    Fer Christ's sake...announce the damn thing. This purgatory is killing me.

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    Guessing there may be a few avatar changes in the next couple of hours ;)

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    I want whatever it is you're on!

    Tender hooks accompanied by extra large thumbs not designed for smart phones..

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    Guessing there may be a few avatar changes in the next couple of hours ;)

    and user id changes too ...me thinks lol

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    Only 30 pages to catch T$ B$ thread, and already over twice as many views.

    Reckon by 6pm we'll have caught it.

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    Come on! Don't be so logical! This thread didn't get to 200 pages due to people being logical!

    absolutely!

    we havent been logical about Roos for months now and guess what he is most likely going to be our coach.

    So us being illogical has ended up in the eventuality of Paul Roos being our coach!

    we demonlanders must influence the decision of Roos?

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    Tender hooks accompanied by extra large thumbs not designed for smart phones..

    FYI - "tenterhooks"

    (Had to look it up myself just to make sure I wasn't getting it wrong)

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    Funny..I was just going to write something about the 'worst kept secret in footy " but in many ways its been the best kept one.. and at MELBOURNE !!! fmd this place is changing !! -_-

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    There's actually 888 on the site now.

    Most ever online at once was 1407 in November 2012.

    lucky lucky lucky

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    Demonland currently has 534 users browsing this Forum. Wonder why?

    A bit of good news. Actual GOOD news. We're like seagulls to a chip.

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    Guessing there may be a few avatar changes in the next couple of hours ;)

    My work will be done with this one...

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    FYI - "tenterhooks"

    (Had to look it up myself just to make sure I wasn't getting it wrong)

    To all intensive purposes, the entire Demonland patronage may be on tenderhooks in one foul swoop.

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