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GAMEDAY - ROUND 5

Chook
in Melbourne Demons

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Leunberger uncontested mark.

camera pans out to reveal 3 demons standing on their own in the 50.

They have no clue about zones and how it works... Man on man accountability is required NOW!!
 

Jeeezzzzzzzzzzzz!!! That was close Blease!

We really needed that Tappy! C'mon boys!!!!!!!


Goal Tappy! Carn Dees! Keep fighting!
 

Trenners is sasooooo sasllloowwwwww. Hate hate hate to say but he looks a liability.

Just got back from doing the dishes....what did I miss.......

We were good for a minute the we sucked for two.


FRAWLEY PUT YOUR [censored] HANDS UP YOU GUTLESS WONDER

Jack trengrove is no good!


Sub out Trenners for Davey.

Time to change something before it's too late.

How can melbourne stop the flow of goals? Maybe try playing man on man footy and putting pressure on the ball carrier. Simple under 12 things i would have thought

We have so many one paced turtles in our team. Mc Kenzie, Trengove , Sylvia.

Why didnt Moloney play this good when he played for us?

Got a new nick name for Jamar, flappers, he jumps early an flaps his arms around achieving nothing

Just got back from doing the dishes....what did I miss.......

You might as well go out and wash the car.


We have so many one paced turtles in our team. Mc Kenzie, Trengove , Sylvia.

Why didnt Moloney play this good when he played for us?

He did. Til Neeld came in.

Typical pathetic Melbourne.

Love watching Moloney destroy us. Fantastic.

Now can we [censored] Mark Neeld off?!

 

Time for some character or else its a capitulation

What is this character you speak of?

Think I might go wash the dishes myself.

Our clearance set up makes me vomit.


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