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I wonder how many got the Ron Jeremy reference

It's hard to say (boom boom) cos there's no feedback but it was the basis for the McGuire admits chin implants, not that I think of eddie as or capable of being that kind of a movie star at all. But who knows, maybe he has hidden talents?

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(H's over-reaction to said lame attempt at humour in Patton thread.)

Exhibit A.

Don't be hurtful, Deers. Or I might get depression issues.

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Ash and Ding are lurking, IRW has turned over a new leaf , this is getting boring...where is HHNF when you need him?...never thought I 'd be typing that

I'll say something contentious if you really want me to,but I feel like a visitor so I think I need permission.

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Have the distant relo's from across the sea settled in yet?

We need some more "meat for the grinders" in here.

Spice the saloon up a bit.

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Have the distant relo's from across the sea settled in yet?

We need some more "meat for the grinders" in here.

Spice the saloon up a bit.

I thought you were hitting the Asiatic flesh spots WYL

when do you leave?


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Some funny thread titles over there. The 'ology poster I miss bantering with is Graham Gaunt. The EPL thread was worth posting in while he was there, and kudos to him for actually not posting when he got a 'holiday' even though his account couldn't be suspended. I think he was a little too clever and honest for some of the posters there. Would be a great bloke to have a night on the sauce with. I wonder if he is back in England or still hanging around in Melbourne.

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Some funny thread titles over there. The 'ology poster I miss bantering with is Graham Gaunt. The EPL thread was worth posting in while he was there, and kudos to him for actually not posting when he got a 'holiday' even though his account couldn't be suspended. I think he was a little too clever and honest for some of the posters there. Would be a great bloke to have a night on the sauce with. I wonder if he is back in England or still hanging around in Melbourne.

He's back in England I email him from time to time, still as mad as ever. Good guy though.

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Some funny thread titles over there. The 'ology poster I miss bantering with is Graham Gaunt. The EPL thread was worth posting in while he was there, and kudos to him for actually not posting when he got a 'holiday' even though his account couldn't be suspended. I think he was a little too clever and honest for some of the posters there. Would be a great bloke to have a night on the sauce with. I wonder if he is back in England or still hanging around in Melbourne.

Did he name himself after that infamous player who kicked the ball the wrong way in 1981 against Footscray thereby securing the wooden spoon for the Demons?

Guest Topophilia
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Did he name himself after that infamous player who kicked the ball the wrong way in 1981 against Footscray thereby securing the wooden spoon for the Demons?

Or was it actually him?

Like you are Johnny Farnham, right?

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Next sunday night DC...may it be warmer.

Where you are going is steamy and 34 every day of the year.

Guest Topophilia
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Where you are going is steamy and 34 every day of the year.

That's just staying at home for some guys.

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It weird not having Demonology.... I kind of feel like I'm rooting the neighbours wife posting on here....

Ah well..... change is as good as a holiday....

err the forum I mean....

not the single mother,

next door,

all alone,

her kid staying wither her dad this weekend

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It weird not having Demonology.... I kind of feel like I'm rooting the neighbours wife posting on here....

Ah well..... change is as good as a holiday....

err the forum I mean....

not the single mother,

next door,

all alone,

her kid staying wither her dad this weekend

Ask her over for a cup tea and some freshly baked scones.

Then bore her witless with tales of anguish about Demonology being down.


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Sweet...May the San Maguel and Red Lion be always cold.

San Mig light, and Red Horse. :-)

And if you are buying them from a restaurant, or convenince store. chances are they wont be.

They tell me that the beer is cold in the bars however. Now, if only i can get you away from your new friends and family for a while.....

Dont be put off by the locals drinking their beer from a shared glass that is full of ice. They think its normal.

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That's just staying at home for some guys.

Yeah, i have land at airlie beach too, but since discovering the Philippines, I havnt been there for 4 years.

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Ask her over for a cup tea and some freshly baked scones.

Then bore her witless with tales of anguish about Demonology being down.

or you could just send your wife to visit her mum, and ask the neighbor for sex?

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