Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Demonland

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

Cliches that need to be banned on this site.

Featured Replies

Not a cliche but calling a poster a troll is particularly offensive.

A troll is someone like a sad person who feels the need to send endless messages to the parents of an abducted child suggesting they are responsible.

Even at its most pathetic the exchanges here are juvenile and abusive (and boring) but not trolling.

Don't use it.

I must say that I do find referring to any player who has made it to an AFL list a "dud"or a "spud" particularly offensive.

Sure many (at all clubs, not just ours) never really make the grade, but they have got a hell of a lot further than most if not all of the posters on this site.

And even the most "timid"appearing in my view show great courage just venturing out onto the field. I wonder how many of the keyboard warriors would have the guts to go out there on match day?

 

Not a cliche but calling a poster a troll is particularly offensive.

A troll is someone like a sad person who feels the need to send endless messages to the parents of an abducted child suggesting they are responsible.

Even at its most pathetic the exchanges here are juvenile and abusive (and boring) but not trolling.

Don't use it.

Either you are bull shiting or you are a nut case obba.

Either you are bull shiting or you are a nut case obba.

Refer again to page 26 of today's Age where the incident I was referring to is clearly defined as trolling.

A woman named Brenda Leyland sent at times 50 abusive tweets a day to the parents of Madeleine McCann whose daughter disappeared whilst they were on holiday in Spain asserting that they were responsible.

That out there in the real world is what constitutes a troll.

There is a nut case I suggest.

I objected to being similarly labelled. Perfectly reasonable I would respectfully argue.

 

No, the proof would be in the eater, surely.

depending on how much alcohol was used of course in the making

Refer again to page 26 of today's Age where the incident I was referring to is clearly defined as trolling.

A woman named Brenda Leyland sent at times 50 abusive tweets a day to the parents of Madeleine McCann whose daughter disappeared whilst they were on holiday in Spain asserting that they were responsible.

That out there in the real world is what constitutes a troll.

There is a nut case I suggest.

I objected to being similarly labelled. Perfectly reasonable I would respectfully argue.

i'd say that constitutes a "super troll" obi

lokk up relativity (but not in the age) :)


i'd say that constitutes a "super troll" obi

lokk up relativity (but not in the age) :)

Sorry?

Not understanding what you are saying.

Be kind to us older folk.

Refer again to page 26 of today's Age where the incident I was referring to is clearly defined as trolling.

A woman named Brenda Leyland sent at times 50 abusive tweets a day to the parents of Madeleine McCann whose daughter disappeared whilst they were on holiday in Spain asserting that they were responsible.

That out there in the real world is what constitutes a troll.

There is a nut case I suggest.

I objected to being similarly labelled. Perfectly reasonable I would respectfully argue.

The term troll has been in use for years and years. In internet parlance, it is someone who just baits others purely to get a rise. The term has been in use for much much longer than the case you refer to.

Indeed but it has a particularly malignant connotation.

All I am suggesting is that when you post a perfectly reasonable point you should be free of this label simply because someone without an intelligent response should be able to defer to mindless abuse.

The whole site would be improved by the elimination of abuse.

Wind ups are amusing, puns are great as are obscure tangents but abuse is boring, tiresome and offensive.

 

And reading my previous post I suspect the next one will infer that I an clearly too delicate for this world and should scurry off to say hello to the fairies at the bottom of the garden.

Garbage!!!

It is possible to focus upon argument without personal attack.

Too much on this site is about battles between posters who wait to pounce.

Take it to twitter and leave the MFC alone.

I love the well reasoned threads and then a personal dispute dispute highjacks a thread as I have done in a minor way here.

We are all here because of a defining common interest. We love the Melbourne Football Club.

Why then within that (sadly limited) envelope must there be so much vitriol?


And reading my previous post I suspect the next one will infer that I an clearly too delicate for this world and should scurry off to say hello to the fairies at the bottom of the garden.

Garbage!!!

It is possible to focus upon argument without personal attack.

Too much on this site is about battles between posters who wait to pounce.

Take it to twitter and leave the MFC alone.

I love the well reasoned threads and then a personal dispute dispute highjacks a thread as I have done in a minor way here.

We are all here because of a defining common interest. We love the Melbourne Football Club.

Why then within that (sadly limited) envelope must there be so much vitriol?

So......you're new here?

Not just here but everywhere : " begs the question " is used interchangeably with "invites the question "

Alas, I went to school in the days when English was taught and to beg the question meant to assume the answer in the framing

( all knowledgeable football fans agree that ....)

I want to appeal that current use of terminology

So......you're new here?

Good point. One can only try.

And what about the abandonment of the elegant "prior to" in favor of the base "ahead of".

The wold is crumbling before us.

"Biffen always gets it right and is the most astute contributor to this site"


So......you're new here?

Not so new but clearly foolishly idealistic.

In life generally for about a half a century plus.

If not optimistic what do you do?

Not so new but clearly foolishly idealistic.

In life generally for about a half a century plus.

If not optimistic what do you do?

Invest in weaponry.

Invest in weaponry.

Would appreciate specific advice.

Would appreciate specific advice.

Biffen is most likely on a drug bender at this time. So, if I may be so bold, I'd suggest a hand grenade, pull the pin ... and see how far you can count!


"Biffen always gets it right and is the most astute contributor to this site"

Wrong thread. That is fact Biff, not a cliché.

"it all goes well for the future" . This was a magnificent linguistic [censored] up. It came from augurs well ( like the future looks good) not augers well (which is like drilling a hole). Illiterate footballer after illiterate footballer would confidently claim "it all goes well for the future". The coodabeens got years out of this.

You appear to have had some rudimentary schooling at some point in your life BBO, good job, looks can indeed be deceiving, I trust you did not interfere with the sisters' habits.

Not just here but everywhere : " begs the question " is used interchangeably with "invites the question "

Alas, I went to school in the days when English was taught and to beg the question meant to assume the answer in the framing

( all knowledgeable football fans agree that ....)

I want to appeal that current use of terminology

Yes that one always annoys me too Crompton - most don't understand. Should be using "raises the question" or similar.

 

Over recent years there's been an almost entirely new football 'language' created. Stoppages, clearances, inside mids, outside mids, high forwards, defensive forwards, playing a role, structures, zones etc. And the various coaching staff, players, expert commentators and the like seem to enjoy how profound it all sounds.

You appear to have had some rudimentary schooling at some point in your life BBO, good job, looks can indeed be deceiving, I trust you did not interfere with the sisters' habits.

Well, sad to say Hemlock, I did have some interference from the Christian Brothers!


Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

Featured Content

  • AFLW PREVIEW: West Coast

    Epic battle alert.  This Sunday, Casey Fields hosts a coach’s showdown pitting the wits of the master Mick Stinear (92 games, 71.7% win rate) against his protégé Daisy Pearce (16 games, 43.8%). Still early in her coaching journey, Daisy’s record doesn’t yet reflect her impact — but she’s already the best-performed coach at West Coast.Dais’ is mythic.  Like Katniss Everdeen, everyone either wants to kiss her, kill her (sporting metaphor) or be her.  Toothers Daisy Pearce is a role model, someone admired for their heart, humility and humour.

    • 0 replies
  • AFLW REPORT: Port Adelaide

    Well, that was a shock. The Demons 4-game unbeaten run came to a grinding halt in a tense, scrappy affair at the sunny, windy Alberton Oval, with the Power holding on for a 2-point win. The Dees had their chances—plenty of them—but couldn't convert when it mattered most. Port’s tackling pressure rattled the Dees, triggering a fumble frenzy and surprising lack of composure from seasoned players.

    • 0 replies
  • Welcome to Demonland: Steven King

    The Melbourne Football Club has selected a new coach for the 2026 season appointing Geelong Football Club assistant coach Steven King to the head role.

      • Like
    • 961 replies
  • AFLW PREVIEW: Port Adelaide

    The undefeated Demons venture across the continent to the spiritual home of the Port Adelaide Football Club on Saturday afternoon for the inaugural match for premiership points between these long-historied clubs. Alberton Oval will however, be a ground familiar to our players following a practice match there last year. We lost both the game and Liv Purcell, who missed 7 home and away matches after suffering facial fractures in the dying moments of the game.

    • 1 reply
  • AFLW REPORT: Richmond

    A glorious sunny afternoon with a typically strong Casey Fields breeze favouring the city end greeted this round four clash of the undefeated Narrm against the winless Tigers. Pre-match, the teams entered the ground through the Deearmy’s inclusive banner—"Narrm Football Weaving Communities Together and then Warumungu/Yawuru woman and Fox Boundary Rider, Megan Waters, gave the official acknowledgement of country. Any concerns that Collingwood’s strategy of last week to discombobulate the Dees would be replicated by Ryan Ferguson and his Tigers evaporated in the second quarter when Richmond failed to use the wind advantage and Narrm scored three unanswered goals. 

      • Thanks
    • 4 replies
  • CASEY: Frankston

    The late-season run of Casey wins was broken in their first semifinal against Frankston in a heartbreaking end at Kinetic Stadium on Saturday night that in many respects reflected their entire season. When they were bad, they committed all of the football transgressions, including poor disposal, indiscipline, an inability to exert pressure, and some terrible decision-making, as exemplified by the period in the game when they conceded nine unanswered goals from early in the second quarter until halfway through the third term. You rarely win when you do this.

    • 0 replies

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.