Who will be the new coach?

[Range Rover 1,935]

Lay your nutz on the line. Just state the name, no justifications needed.

I'll start us off ...

Todd Viney.

[Choko 493]

Lay your nutz on the line. Just state the name, no justifications needed.

I'll start us off ...

Todd Viney.

Zero chance. Both nuts.

Lyon - won't say which!

[Sir Why You Little 37,125]

Lay your nutz on the line. Just state the name, no justifications needed.

I'll start us off ...

Todd Viney.

I know who it should be....The Drill seargent from Stanley Kubrick's "Full Metal Jacket"

We need the hardest preseason this club has ever had, whoever it is...

[tonatopia 278]

Mick malthouse

[Captain Jack Jordan 32]

Todd-although how he can tell them their disposal is disgusting and keep a straight face will be tricky for him. He was a master butcher himself .

[drdrake 3,187]

No idea how will get the job but like our selection panel I would go after Malthouse, if he says no Lyon if he says no get into the assistant coaches either Brown, Sanderson or Neld.

Edited September 4, 2011 by drdrake

[888Dee 6]

Drumroll ........ N Buckley

[Grandson of a gun 276]

Lyon if released from contract.

Neeld otherwise.

[Suzanna 72]

Lay your nutz on the line. Just state the name, no justifications needed.

I'll start us off ...

Todd Viney.

Viney

[MadAsHell 4,215]

Ross Lyon if he takes the offer.

If he doesn't then Laidley.

Dark horse is Malthouse.

[warren dean 193]

It'll be someone who has coached at senior level before - if not Lyon or Malthouse, then Eade, Williams or Laidley.

[Carlos Danger 380]

Malthouse.

[Japaljarri 28]

Neeld. Due to the inability to land the other big fish.

Viney just lost to Port and Richmond and just beat GC, surely one of the gun Assistant Coaches out there (Neeld, Richardson, Sanderson) is likely to win out in any objective process?

[deeflog 679]

Malthouse

dark horse Mark Williams

[Deevolution 103]

give me a bit of passion give me Chocco

[Demonic Ascent 0]

Please not Viney, if our club becomes anymore in-bred with the Old Boys Club we will start to exhibit strange and ugly genetic mutations. If he was really the best man for the job fine but no-one could tell me that if he were to get the job it would be on merit.

Please not Eade either, he is only a bridesmaid will never get to the altar.

I wouldn't be unhappy with one of the Highly Touted assistant coaches but would prefer a Ross Lyon or Malthouse obviously.

Bottom line is we need someone to send a rocket up the club, someone who will not accept soft, lazy and unaccountable performances by the players. As long as they can fill those requirements I don't really care who it is.

[Chook 15,022]

I know who it should be....The Drill seargent from Stanley Kubrick's "Full Metal Jacket"

We need the hardest preseason this club has ever had, whoever it is...

You mean R Lee Ermey. Just ten minutes with that guy and Cale Morton would turn into Private Pyle, complete with a full mental breakdown in a bathroom.

[3183 Dee 2,907]

Roos and Captain Kirk as #2.

[trout 385]

Please not Viney, if our club becomes anymore in-bred with the Old Boys Club we will start to exhibit strange and ugly genetic mutations. If he was really the best man for the job fine but no-one could tell me that if he were to get the job it would be on merit.

Please not Eade either, he is only a bridesmaid will never get to the altar.

I wouldn't be unhappy with one of the Highly Touted assistant coaches but would prefer a Ross Lyon or Malthouse obviously.

Bottom line is we need someone to send a rocket up the club, someone who will not accept soft, lazy and unaccountable performances by the players. As long as they can fill those requirements I don't really care who it is.

Essendon are going all right arnt they and how many old bombers do they have. The club will not just give the job to Viney.

[Sir Why You Little 37,125]

You mean R Lee Ermey. Just ten minutes with that guy and Cale Morton would turn into Private Pyle, complete with a full mental breakdown in a bathroom.

Yes R Lee is our man!! that must be the most hellish 45 minutes of film i have ever watched.

R Lee was not an actor, but a real drill seargent!

[The Song Formerly Known As 6,479]

ME.

I once coached an under 14's seconds sides. We only won one game for the season and the boys (being the 2nds side) weren't the greatest of young players, but they loved footy and boy did they have a crack every week. They never stopped trying even when getting absolutely thumped by the opposition, which happened allot. Although now thinking about it that is the only coaching experience i have, and i don't really have much of a game plan. But i really like football and the Melbourne Demons,and people seem to like me. Give me a shot!

Or do you think it'd be best to go for someone more experienced then me?

Edited September 4, 2011 by Moluck

[Demonic Ascent 0]

Essendon are going all right arnt they and how many old bombers do they have. The club will not just give the job to Viney.

Essendon has a recent history of success and therefore those guys are able to pass that on.

[McQueen 17,867]

Todd says he's got the taste after five games. I'm amazed he hasn't been put off.

I originally thought Eade would be a good get but have probably swayed toward Lyon.

[Guest Gareth Keenan]

Mark Neeld.

[dee_star 63]

Brenton Sanderson.

None of the experienced coaches we want will be available and he's the best of the Assistant Coaches

Edited September 4, 2011 by dee_star