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Is there some sort of pervert festival on in Perth that I donโ€™t know about?ย 

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1 hour ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Is there some sort of pervert festival on in Perth that I donโ€™t know about?ย 

you do cut to the chase admirably, ethan

2 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Is there some sort of pervert festival on in Perth that I donโ€™t know about?ย 

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1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

you do cut to the chase admirably, ethan

Are you [censored] implying something?

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3 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Is there some sort of pervert festival on in Perth that I donโ€™t know about?ย 

Maybe you've been banned from it,ย a result of being too perverted?

Hard to believe Uncle Bitter would get a gig though....

4 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I must say I was quite chuffed by all the above encouragement .It resulted in a very emotional dischargeย 

Trawled through a few pubs last night. Must say there was a surprising number of drunks and derros about the place. I would usually thrash such types but I considered that Ethan may have been one of them and demonstrated considerable restraintย 

re your queries dc

No โ€œSpecialโ€ guests.

I had considered WAโ€™s quarantine laws and thus wrapped my offending pinkies in glad wrap pre flight. Nevertheless I was approached by a sniffer dog at the airport. Oddly the poor beast had some form of convulsion and began foaming at the mouth. Fatigue I supposeย 

Not fatigue, just a dog with good taste andย high standards of hygiene.ย 

I find that in SA and WA, locals, including dogs, are very wary of Mexicans .ย 

Uncle, I would be a little more concerned about Crocs, who haveย no such reservations, andย indeed drool at the prospect of dining on "well nourished"" white folk from down south. Although, occasionally, even Crocs have exceptions, and willย draw the line when confronted with malodorousย excessively fleshy victims.ย ย ย 


4 minutes ago, Redleg said:

I'm off to the new training oval.

You do have an exciting life Red.

You are veryย droll, goes with the profession.

Either adjective or verb.ย ย 

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Just visiting some so called tourist attractionย 

Roti Island or some such. Bah! Poor coffee. Worse food! And if thatโ€™s not bad enough the place isย infested with giant rodents trying to purloin oneโ€™s shitty lunch

Gave the ringleaders a jolly good whacking ย  That taught the beggars some respectย 


3 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Just visiting some so called tourist attractionย 

Roti Island or some such. Bah! Poor coffee. Worse food! And if thatโ€™s not bad enough the place isย infested with giant rodents trying to purloin oneโ€™s shitty lunch

Gave the ringleaders a jolly good whacking ย  That taught the beggars some respectย 

Ratsnest Island as the Dutch called it, I suspect Uncle.ย ย Forget the quokkas I am very perturbed about the poor coffee, that is a disgrace and in my new role as national Australian Coffeeย Standardsย ambassador I can assure you there will be ramifications!ย 

22 minutes ago, KC from Casey said:

Looks like Harmesyโ€™s on board.

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Gold KC... lets hope he snags a few bananas tonight!

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1 hour ago, KC from Casey said:

Looks like Harmesyโ€™s on board.

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Good boy.


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Wow we butchered the ball on friday. Wonder if the bananas were off.

34 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Wow we butchered the ball on friday. Wonder if the bananas were off.

probably just south australian bananas......no idea of banana management

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15 hours ago, SFebey said:

Image result for banana meme

Now we are talking, pardon the pun.

2 hours ago, Redleg said:

Now we are talking, pardon the pun.

I actually like allย three of those, no guessing which comes first!


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I see Greg has beenย promoting nude golf recently. I have always been keen to get the gear off and enjoy playing the fairways of ourย nationโ€™s best golf courses in total freedom.ย 

Does anyone know what clubs are offering the nude option? Although I will have to wait till the weather picks up a bit locally before I get out on the first teeย while starkers.ย 

I just have to work out where to putย myย ball marker!ย 

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9 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

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I see Greg has beenย promoting nude golf recently. I have always been keen to get the gear off and enjoy playing the fairways of ourย nationโ€™s best golf courses in total freedom.ย 

Does anyone know what clubs are offering the nude option? Although I will have to wait till the weather picks up a bit locally before I get out on the first teeย while starkers.ย 

I just have to work out where to putย myย ball marker!ย 

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Hiding his banana ?ย 

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Looks like Greg has made better use of bananas thanย Elvis did,ย  with his fried banana sandwiches.

1 hour ago, SFebey said:

Hiding his banana ?ย 

The man knows how to handle a club....


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