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5-3 and back to the G to play the super confident Blues, hopefully without their main tagger and umpire toucher Ed Curnow.

The worry is that we will be hot favourites.

 
3 hours ago, Redleg said:

5-3 and back to the G to play the super confident Blues, hopefully without their main tagger and umpire toucher Ed Curnow.

The worry is that we will be hot favourites.

But at least the Duck's flown ;)

21 hours ago, Redleg said:

5-3 and back to the G to play the super confident Blues, hopefully without their main tagger and umpire toucher Ed Curnow.

The worry is that we will be hot favourites.

Plus Melbourne does not do four wins in a row.

The GODS have still not forgiven us for 1965.

 
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Big game this week. We have tended to play poorly against them for a few years even though they have been down the ladder.

We need to play at our best all game and drive them into our turf.


On 5/14/2018 at 8:54 AM, DemonFrog said:

Plus Melbourne does not do four wins in a row.

The GODS have still not forgiven us for 1965.

I don"t need to read this Frog.

With our recent wins, I was just emerging from my MFC induced depression to some semblance of balanced mood state. 

I was even planning to go on Sunday, with a feeling of quite optimism tempered by the ever present trepidation.

However,""there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in.""

 

 

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Edited by Maxwell Edison MD
Wrong post.

I don't understand, football is being discussed here. I must be lost.

 
Just now, ManDee said:

I don't understand, football is being discussed here. I must be lost.

Not you....Red ;)

1 minute ago, ManDee said:

I don't understand, football is being discussed here. I must be lost.

Sorry guys, still new here, I'm an idiot. 


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3 hours ago, Maxwell Edison MD said:

Sorry guys, still new here, I'm an idiot. 

No you are not, you are on the world's best thread, not just Demonlands'.

Red, apart from your good self and a few other stalwarts, the posts on this thread seem to have dropped off lately. 

Many of the old characters with their peccadillo's seemed to have disappeared into the ether, with the result that the only thing to talk about is football.

What's happened to all the chameleons, the perverts, the eccentrics, the boasters, the liars, the weirdos, the freaks, the nuts, the sad and lonely, the non conformists, the entrepreneurs, the drug peddlers, the pretenders, the psychotic, the delusional, the washed-up lawyers and academics and writers, the homeless, and the bizarre characters that used to come and go in the night on this thread. 

I think I have covered everyone. Oops, I forgot the dead. 

After 7 years, perhaps its time to close this thread.

Let's face it, this is not a thread for mundane, boring or repetitious comments about football. 

 

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5 minutes ago, hemingway said:

Red, apart from your good self and a few other stalwarts, the posts on this thread seem to have dropped off lately. 

Many of the old characters with their peccadillo's seemed to have disappeared into the ether, with the result that the only thing to talk about is football.

What's happened to all the chameleons, the perverts, the eccentrics, the boasters, the liars, the weirdos, the freaks, the nuts, the sad and lonely, the non conformists, the entrepreneurs, the drug peddlers, the pretenders, the psychotic, the delusional, the washed-up lawyers and academics and writers, the homeless, and the bizarre characters that used to come and go in the night on this thread. 

I think I have covered everyone. Oops, I forgot the dead. 

After 7 years, perhaps its time to close this thread.

Let's face it, this is not a thread for mundane, boring or repetitious comments about football. 

 

Well, we will see if your suggestion brings the motley crew of characters back to life again and reinvigorates their posting.

1 hour ago, hemingway said:

Red, apart from your good self and a few other stalwarts, the posts on this thread seem to have dropped off lately. 

Many of the old characters with their peccadillo's seemed to have disappeared into the ether, with the result that the only thing to talk about is football.

What's happened to all the chameleons, the perverts, the eccentrics, the boasters, the liars, the weirdos, the freaks, the nuts, the sad and lonely, the non conformists, the entrepreneurs, the drug peddlers, the pretenders, the psychotic, the delusional, the washed-up lawyers and academics and writers, the homeless, and the bizarre characters that used to come and go in the night on this thread. 

I think I have covered everyone. Oops, I forgot the dead. 

After 7 years, perhaps its time to close this thread.

Let's face it, this is not a thread for mundane, boring or repetitious comments about football. 

 

I think the razing of that salubrious gentlemen's retreat upon Fitzroy St has rattled some far deeper than originally anticipated.


This thread cannot die 5 pages shy of its millennium.

7 hours ago, Maxwell Edison MD said:

Sorry guys, still new here, I'm an idiot. 

Congratulations! You'll fit in perfectly here Maxwell

On 5/14/2018 at 8:54 AM, DemonFrog said:

Plus Melbourne does not do four wins in a row.

The GODS have still not forgiven us for 1965.

If you remember the 60's -you weren't really there.

So say all my brain damaged mates.

On 5/3/2018 at 6:16 PM, picket fence said:

Massive news just in is that Annual ''MAN CAVE" Exhibition is on this week at the exhibition buildings. 

All things pertaining to man cave must have's paraphernalia, do dads, accessories and structural renovations will be on display!

I understand UNCLE BITTERS Man Cave is a special featured item sure to attract attention.!!!

Not doing much Saturday might just have a squiz!

I've only been in jail for 5 minutes and I've already been raped twice. 

My uncle doesn't [censored] around when playing Monopoly

Speaking of Uncles. 

 

4 hours ago, hemingway said:

Red, apart from your good self and a few other stalwarts, the posts on this thread seem to have dropped off lately. 

Many of the old characters with their peccadillo's seemed to have disappeared into the ether, with the result that the only thing to talk about is football.

What's happened to all the chameleons, the perverts, the eccentrics, the boasters, the liars, the weirdos, the freaks, the nuts, the sad and lonely, the non conformists, the entrepreneurs, the drug peddlers, the pretenders, the psychotic, the delusional, the washed-up lawyers and academics and writers, the homeless, and the bizarre characters that used to come and go in the night on this thread. 

I think I have covered everyone. Oops, I forgot the dead. 

After 7 years, perhaps its time to close this thread.

Let's face it, this is not a thread for mundane, boring or repetitious comments about football. 

 

Ernest I am sorry I have been absent from this thread for some time but I have had other more pressing priorities such as a certain wedding this week! Do you think I have time for the minor tribulations of the underlings of this thread, BBO, Biffen, Moons and DC come to mind, when I have to deal with the real issues of readying myself for the Royal Wedding this Saturday. Priorities my man! 


1 minute ago, Earl Hood said:

Ernest I am sorry I have been absent from this thread for some time but I have had other more pressing priorities such as a certain wedding this week! Do you think I have time for the minor tribulations of the underlings of this thread, BBO, Biffen, Moons and DC come to mind, when I have to deal with the real issues of readying myself for the Royal Wedding this Saturday. Priorities my man! 

i hope you offered to walk the young lass down the aisle, earl, now that her poor dad has become incapacitated

i would offer but i couldn't miss jv's return

6 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

i hope you offered to walk the young lass down the aisle, earl, now that her poor dad has become incapacitated

i would offer but i couldn't miss jv's return

Well DC let’s just say I have been approached about certain matters to do with the ceremony, me of course being well regarded in important circles, beyond reproach and of a respectable age, but let’s keep it at that for the moment lest the gutter press get hold of anything and do their damnest! 

42 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

Ernest I am sorry I have been absent from this thread for some time but I have had other more pressing priorities such as a certain wedding this week! Do you think I have time for the minor tribulations of the underlings of this thread, BBO, Biffen, Moons and DC come to mind, when I have to deal with the real issues of readying myself for the Royal Wedding this Saturday. Priorities my man! 

Milo,  the entrepreneur that you are, I had forgotten about your role in The Wedding. Of course, the old Country and indeed the Royals do not have the budget they once had, which is where you no doubt fit in.  A quick visit to China, a lick of paint, and I'm sure the imitations look like the real thing! 

 
42 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

Well DC let’s just say I have been approached about certain matters to do with the ceremony, me of course being well regarded in important circles, beyond reproach and of a respectable age, but let’s keep it at that for the moment lest the gutter press get hold of anything and do their damnest! 

well enjoy windsor earl. it's a pretty little sleepy village by english standards. far removed from cosmopolitan fitzroy though.

unfortunately when i toured there mam was not in residence. but do pass on all our regards from 'land

no doubt you'll keep in touch with the more important events in the commonwealth with your afl app

2 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

well enjoy windsor earl. it's a pretty little sleepy village by english standards. far removed from cosmopolitan fitzroy though.

unfortunately when i toured there mam was not in residence. but do pass on all our regards from 'land

no doubt you'll keep in touch with the more important events in the commonwealth with your afl app

Don’t be surprised if you see a demond scarf on a certain royal at some stage in the ceremony, let’s just leave it at that. 


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