The No T$ No B$ Thread

[Red and Bluebeard 2,083]

1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

has r&b become demonland's very own cicero?

Just warn me if you identify demonland's very own Mark Antony ...

[Redleg 40,815]

Used to think we played our best footy at the G, not so sure anymore.

[Bitter but optimistic 22,218]

3 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Used to think we played our best footy at the G, not so sure anymore.

Red, I'm not sure of anything anymore - form, the rules, politics, financial prospects, a cure for tinea, my testosterone levels ...etc. etc.

[Redleg 40,815]

6 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Red, I'm not sure of anything anymore - form, the rules, politics, financial prospects, a cure for tinea, my testosterone levels ...etc. etc.

Smear crushed banana between your toes and goodbye tinea.

[Bitter but optimistic 22,218]

2 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Smear crushed banana between your toes and goodbye tinea.

Have you had experience in this matter Red or is this hearsay?

I ask, because I tried a similar cure for another ..... err ..personal affliction and it failed miserably. And ..what's more ...it made people think I had personal hygiene issues.

 

[Redleg 40,815]

If you go to the ancient tibetan book of fruit cures for man's ailments, you will find it there.  

[Ethan Tremblay 30,823]

1 hour ago, Redleg said:

Smear crushed banana between your toes and goodbye tinea.

If you gargle the crushed banana afterwards it also cures mouth and throat ulcers.

Edited June 11, 2017 by Ethan Tremblay

[Bitter but optimistic 22,218]

38 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

If you gargle the crushed banana afterwards it also cures mouth ulcers and threat ulcers.

In your case Ethan, I am certain you are speaking from experience.

[daisycutter 29,600]

16 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

In your case Ethan, I am certain you are speaking from experience.

it's true, uncle. linda l swore by it

[Bitter but optimistic 22,218]

13 hours ago, daisycutter said:

it's true, uncle. linda l swore by it

Jeez dc you're drawing on an historical example there.

[Redleg 40,815]

On 6/12/2017 at 9:41 AM, Bitter but optimistic said:

Jeez dc you're drawing on an historical example there.

How is the crushed banana remedy going on the tinea?

[Bitter but optimistic 22,218]

9 minutes ago, Redleg said:

How is the crushed banana remedy going on the tinea?

Well I can't really make a fair assessment Red.

I had the maid apply it once but she became violently ill during the process and I haven't seen her since.

[Redleg 40,815]

2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Well I can't really make a fair assessment Red.

I had the maid apply it once but she became violently ill during the process and I haven't seen her since.

It's hard to find good help.

[DemonFrog 1,354]

Hi All

Did someone say the word bananas?

 

[Redleg 40,815]

1 minute ago, DemonFrog said:

Hi All

Did someone say the word bananas?

 

Yes Woody Allen.

[beelzebub 23,313]

20 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Well I can't really make a fair assessment Red.

I had the maid apply it once but she became violently ill during the process and I haven't seen her since.

Didn't find it appealing and gave you the slip ?

[Moonshadow 17,675]

8 hours ago, beelzebub said:

Didn't find it appealing and gave you the slip ?

Bent humour bub

[Wrecker45 3,378]

On 6/15/2017 at 5:41 PM, Bitter but optimistic said:

Well I can't really make a fair assessment Red.

I had the maid apply it once but she became violently ill during the process and I haven't seen her since.

The same thing happened to me except i don't have a maid or tinea.

[Biffen 12,940]

7 minutes ago, Wrecker45 said:

The same thing happened to me except i don't have a maid or tinea.

Discussing Biiters hygiene can have a knock on effect- like vomit flying through the air on a boat.

[Whispering_Jack 29,763]

On 15/06/2017 at 9:27 PM, Redleg said:

Yes Woody Allen.

Woody's latest - a doco

 

[daisycutter 29,600]

banana skin tea? anyone tried this?

[Bitter but optimistic 22,218]

I'm off to the colonies today so try and keep this thread respectable during my absence.

I of course will be at my diplomatic best and endeavouring to undo some of the damage Biffen carried out on his recent sojourn.

[Maple Demon 449]

2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I'm off to the colonies today so try and keep this thread respectable during my absence.

I of course will be at my diplomatic best and endeavouring to undo some of the damage Biffen carried out on his recent sojourn.

Best not mention 'the incident'....

[Moonshadow 17,675]

3 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I'm off to the colonies today so try and keep this thread respectable during my absence.

I of course will be at my diplomatic best and endeavouring to undo some of the damage Biffen carried out on his recent sojourn.

Are you taking your team of servants Uncle? Must be expensive to take such a large entourage. Lucky you are filthy rich...

[Biffen 12,940]

28 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Are you taking your team of servants Uncle? Must be expensive to take such a large entourage. Lucky you are filthy rich...

Filthy at the very least.