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Been a while since I have poked my head into this thread. First time since I moved to Japan. It seems that the topic of conversation has moved away from hipsters, pimping, lamas, the Gatwick and booze. Has this been an ongoing trend?
 

 
1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

[censored] of fence .  This thread is only for the intelligentsia of Demonland.

Dear Uncle did you watch the link to the "Rum Martinez" that I supplied you with last week? I would be very interested in your opinion of this and more specifically would you or any other Demonlanders try it??

Link resupplied for those interested!  Takumi watanabe 【Rum Martinez .url

 

17 hours ago, picket fence said:

Dear Uncle did you watch the link to the "Rum Martinez" that I supplied you with last week? I would be very interested in your opinion of this and more specifically would you or any other Demonlanders try it??

Link resupplied for those interested!  Takumi watanabe 【Rum Martinez .url

 

Looks like something Gomez would make for Morticia.

 
19 hours ago, Maple Demon said:

Is that a good or a bad thing? I haven't seen the movie.

Hard to fathom; someone not having seen PF :o

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20 hours ago, picket fence said:

I remember when I invented the choc spearmint shake at the local milkbar when 1 part Chocolate and i part Spearmint were added to ice cold milk and double malt!! Delicious!!

I always wondered who invented that drink.


1 minute ago, Redleg said:

I always wondered who invented that drink.

Thought Mr Aero did ;)

17 hours ago, Colin B. Flaubert said:

Been a while since I have poked my head into this thread. First time since I moved to Japan. It seems that the topic of conversation has moved away from hipsters, pimping, lamas, the Gatwick and booze. Has this been an ongoing trend?
 

Hope you're enjoying a saki or two Col.

As to your points above -

Hipsters. I believe our resident bun man Earl Hood is currently denying his hipster associations and trying to make a living in pharmaceuticals.

Lamas. Not a subject "the lads" care to discuss.

Pimping and the Gat. The Gat is being sold and sanitized so Biffen's business interests are currently suffering.

Booze. Well hate to say it but there appears to be some problem drinkers on this site.

You know how it is Col, everything changes but things stat the same - well usually. There has been one profound change which has left this thread in tatters.

OD has cast off his cloak of pessimism and glumness and is spreading the word of joyous optimism.

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3 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

Thought Mr Aero did ;)

That was Mr. Peppermint Crisp.

 
37 minutes ago, Redleg said:

That was Mr. Peppermint Crisp.

Did he have a horse for a brother?


2 minutes ago, Whispering_Jack said:

Yes, but he's a horse of a different colour.- black and white.

Jack Crisp plays for Collingwood.

Crisp or Frost?

Make up your mind please WJ.

3 minutes ago, Biffen said:

Crisp or Frost?

Make up your mind please WJ.

Now there's someone who we haven't seen in a while. Jack Frost.

Hasn't been seen since last early Spring.

10 minutes ago, Biffen said:

Crisp or Frost?

Make up your mind please WJ.

He's conflicted :unsure:

6 minutes ago, H_T said:

Now there's someone who we haven't seen in a while. Jack Frost.

Hasn't been seen since last early Spring.

I thought he was running around last Sunday H_T

6 minutes ago, H_T said:

Now there's someone who we haven't seen in a while. Jack Frost.

Hasn't been seen since last early Spring.

I thought he was running around last Sunday H_T


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1 hour ago, old dee said:

Did he have a horse for a brother?

No but he had a dance named after him.

Just now, Redleg said:

No but he had a dance named after him.

and he's got a rhino as a cousin called spearmint who's a great friend of mr. leg

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1 minute ago, daisycutter said:

and he's got a rhino as a cousin called spearmint who's a great friend of mr. leg

Reminds me of that James Bond film, Goldfinger(s).

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Pity that Gus doesn't get to play in the first game of his mate. I am disappointed that 2 of our 4 hardest clearance players are out. Gus and Oliver. 

I am worried about Bugg today. 


25 minutes ago, Maple Demon said:

Uncle Bitter is offering free floggings after the game. Gate 7.

I'll have 4 please, concurrently. 

58 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

I'll have 4 please, concurrently. 

Not consecutively?

 
1 minute ago, Maple Demon said:

Not consecutively?

Thank you for the teacher's correction. 


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