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2 hours ago, pineapple dee said:

Where does one sign up for the blue rinse gigolo gig Moon ?? Since turning 50 I've paid more attention to the APIA ads and the older ladies at the golf club.

Pineapple, you should befriend dc. He has a blue rinse PhD. And he's got a good record at the 19th hole.

 
25 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Pineapple, you should befriend dc. He has a blue rinse PhD. And he's got a good record at the 19th hole.

i'm not a friggen charity you know moonie.

3 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

You been spying on me again fl  oger?

I knew my fleet of drones would come in handy one day.

Edited by DemonFrog

 

Been away for a brief stint. Nothing serious.Sorry I have been unable to dispense advice on moral issues for you all but my sabbatical has left me refreshed. 

3 hours ago, daisycutter said:

i'm not a friggen charity you know moonie.

Of course, I meant for a reasonable (read: rip off) fee dc


34 minutes ago, Biffen said:

Been away for a brief stint. Nothing serious.Sorry I have been unable to dispense advice on moral issues for you all but my sabbatical has left me refreshed. 

Good to see you back Biff. How was rehab? Did you say no, no, no?

51 minutes ago, Biffen said:

Been away for a brief stint. Nothing serious.Sorry I have been unable to dispense advice on moral issues for you all but my sabbatical has left me refreshed. 

Welcome back

2 hours ago, Biffen said:

Been away for a brief stint. Nothing serious.Sorry I have been unable to dispense advice on moral issues for you all but my sabbatical has left me refreshed. 

Biff I thought you might have used your break to update your wardrobe, specifically your shirts, but obviously not. You weren't anywhere near FNQ were you? 

 
11 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

Biff I thought you might have used your break to update your wardrobe, specifically your shirts, but obviously not. You weren't anywhere near FNQ were you? 

What is wrong with his shirt?

On 15 February 2016 at 8:35 PM, Bitter but optimistic said:

Sleeping in the back of the Merc Earl. The squeeze is unhappy though- claims my flatulance is playing up again. I'm blaming the cane toads. 

I don't even know you BBO but I seem to know you to well. It is quite bizarre. 


3 hours ago, Biffen said:

Been away for a brief stint. Nothing serious.Sorry I have been unable to dispense advice on moral issues for you all but my sabbatical has left me refreshed. 

This is the first time I have laughed today my son. 

11 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

What is wrong with his shirt?

Nothing about the shirt per se Defrog, I was in fact wearing similar colourful, tropical shirts during my recent I'll fated missions to Cuba and Mexico where such garb is expected. But this is not the case in a place such as Melbourne. Black is more the fashionable colour here in our sub, sub tropical climate.

Now Perth is different, I don't know what the fashion is over there, are Hawaiian shirts the in thing in Cottesloe these days?   

1 minute ago, Earl Hood said:

Nothing about the shirt per se Defrog, I was in fact wearing similar colourful, tropical shirts during my recent I'll fated missions to Cuba and Mexico where such garb is expected. But this is not the case in a place such as Melbourne. Black is more the fashionable colour here in our sub, sub tropical climate.

Now Perth is different, I don't know what the fashion is over there, are Hawaiian shirts the in thing in Cottesloe these days?   

I have a wide collection of colourful Hawaiian Shirts myself, but I don't live in Perth.

Hawaiian shirt are suitable for all occasions and locations.

4 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

Nothing about the shirt per se Defrog, I was in fact wearing similar colourful, tropical shirts during my recent I'll fated missions to Cuba and Mexico where such garb is expected. But this is not the case in a place such as Melbourne. Black is more the fashionable colour here in our sub, sub tropical climate.

Now Perth is different, I don't know what the fashion is over there, are Hawaiian shirts the in thing in Cottesloe these days?   

Multiple toilets seem to be all the rage over there Earl. They are certainly full of [censored].

2 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Multiple toilets seem to be all the rage over there Earl. They are certainly full of [censored].

Are we really going there Moonie?

 


6 hours ago, daisycutter said:

i'm not a friggen charity you know moonie.

Are you a friggen charity that moonie doesn't know then? :lol::):o

20 hours ago, old dee said:

Good news!

It seems the threat to the QLD banana crop has passed.

 

Sorry to disappoint you do but all the banana trees I saw are only growing plastic bags

19 hours ago, pineapple dee said:

Where does one sign up for the blue rinse gigolo gig Moon ?? Since turning 50 I've paid more attention to the APIA ads and the older ladies at the golf club.

Just head to Borewood pineapple and ingratiate yourself into a morning tea or euchre party. Dc has the bluerinsers primed and ready  ( BTW bluerinsers just autocorrected to blue inserts. Freudians feel free to comment)

 

14 hours ago, Biffen said:

Been away for a brief stint. Nothing serious.Sorry I have been unable to dispense advice on moral issues for you all but my sabbatical has left me refreshed. 

My sauces claimed that you were so unhinged by the upcoming sale of the GAT that you were seeking honest employment Biff! Fellacious of course.

11 hours ago, hemingway said:

I don't even know you BBO but I seem to know you to well. It is quite bizarre. 

Perhaps I could be your muse for future writings Ernest? I see bdsm themed erotic fiction marketed under your name as a potential money maker

11 hours ago, Earl Hood said:

Nothing about the shirt per se Defrog, I was in fact wearing similar colourful, tropical shirts during my recent I'll fated missions to Cuba and Mexico where such garb is expected. But this is not the case in a place such as Melbourne. Black is more the fashionable colour here in our sub, sub tropical climate.

Now Perth is different, I don't know what the fashion is over there, are Hawaiian shirts the in thing in Cottesloe these days?   

Earl Hood just a reminder I'm still awaiting information on whether or not you were successful in abusing the 357 visa system to obtain new servants? My maids are refusing to wear the uniforms I supply and was I hoping to find some errr shall we say more compliant employees.

10 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

That's more of your dressed to go out bluey.

Ethan are these "blueys" something in the the line of erotic apparel? Would dc's bluerinsers wear them?

 

BTW all, your Uncle Bitter is back in town.

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15 hours ago, Biffen said:

Been away for a brief stint. Nothing serious.Sorry I have been unable to dispense advice on moral issues for you all but my sabbatical has left me refreshed. 

Biff, were you aware the Gat is for sale. Just ridding the place of all the ghosts first.

10 hours ago, Redleg said:

Biff, were you aware the Gat is for sale. Just ridding the place of all the ghosts first.

The ghosts pay the rent. I was recruiting teen soldiers in the Congo.nice to get a break from the Gat and give back to the world.


Today I was interested to read that "Cardinal George Pell" is an anagram of "pierced anaI egg roll".

Just lifting the standards of TSBS for a little while. 

BBO said

Earl Hood just a reminder I'm still awaiting information on whether or not you were successful in abusing the 357 visa system to obtain new servants? My maids are refusing to wear the uniforms I supply and was I hoping to find some errr shall we say more compliant employees.

 

This is part of your problem BBO, you have the wrong visas, I may use the 457 visa regulations for skilled migrant workers to my advantage. But  I know nothing of the 357 variety you speak of. 

Now as you know I have offered my consulting services that can help humble, rural small businesses such as your own Uncle. It's not rocket science but you would be astounded by how many times we see small businesses making the simplist of errors, like paying their employees the legal hourly rate, or even paying the 9% super contribution. We even see businesses paying sick leave and long service leave entitlements. I mean it is seems ridiculous in this day and age but there you go.

We have consulted to 711, Dominos, all the successful companies. We have the blueprint for success and we can give it to you. Success awaits you, just give us a call!  

 

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14 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

Today I was interested to read that "Cardinal George Pell" is an anagram of "pierced anaI egg roll".

Just lifting the standards of TSBS for a little while. 

You have.

 
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Good day for the MFC. A game without any major injuries.

Demonland has been pleasant of late without the resident moral compass arguing and belittling others.


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