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10 hours ago, pineapple dee said:

Amaretto Di Saronno neat or in anything has health benefits. When I first took my wife to dinner, I brought some to the restaurant  in an old paper bag. She should have seen the writing on the wall back then. And yet , we've been married all but 32 years. Go figure !! 

That's what I need in my life. An alcoholic wife or one who puts up with one.

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Posted
17 hours ago, Redleg said:

There are some on Demonland, who fail to understand the beauty and tranquility of this thread, let alone the sage advice given and knowedge gained by being a reader of it. 

To that end, I have decided to appease the masses and throw in a football reference in my posts on here, whenever I remember to.

Also, being the New Year I have vowed to personally improve as a human being and to that end, I am now adding honey to my banana smoothies and I know that MANY PLAYERS IN THE AFL, also enjoy banana smoothies. 

(Note the footy reference).

Was most concerned there for a moment Red :)

Posted
5 hours ago, beelzebub said:

Was most concerned there for a moment Red :)

Have no concern, this thread is like a Premiership, it just keeps on giving.

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Posted (edited)

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I can only imagine corn on the cob and carrots are next to get banned, not to mention melons for men.

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Posted (edited)
35 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

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I can only imagine corn on the cob and carrots are next to get banned, not to mention melons for men.

Zuchinis, cucumbers anyone ?  :unsure:

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Posted
50 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

E6B19847-02AE-49E4-8D6B-390083690BE1_zps

I can only imagine corn on the cob and carrots are next to get banned, not to mention melons for men.

there goes the huitres naturelles then.......,,,,:mellow:


 

Posted
14 hours ago, pineapple dee said:

I'll bet you he's got plenty of cash! If not he can sell his body( by the kilo) 

BBO still has the first penny he earnt.

Posted
2 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

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I can only imagine corn on the cob and carrots are next to get banned, not to mention melons for men.

Is it 1 April already?

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I wonder how the mufti feels about pineapples.

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Posted
54 minutes ago, Biffen said:

I wonder how the mufti feels about pineapples.

I hear he loves a good oyster Kilpatrick though. At least he has some taste.

Posted
1 hour ago, Biffen said:

I wonder how the mufti feels about pineapples.

Pineapples are fine if they're not inserted in the wrong orifice.

Posted
2 minutes ago, pineapple dee said:

Pineapples are fine if they're not inserted in the wrong orifice.

Nice one rough end!

 

Posted

DC prefers dried out fruit.

Beyond ripe.

Each to his own.

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Posted

Would you be quite a regular golfer Biff? I am but I'm having trouble currently with L.O.F.T.  It's holding me back.

Posted
3 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I like a nice smooth ripe fig.

My vice is white peaches, but there are also figs, apricots, apples, oranges and mandarins in my highly un-Islamic garden. 

Posted
13 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Well even I'm surprised that the first customer for my marriage counselling business would be Jesus!

Do I have to bring a wife with me or do you supply one?

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I leave the county and the place goes to rack, ruin and ribald :rolleyes:

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Posted
10 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

My vice is white peaches, but there are also figs, apricots, apples, oranges and mandarins in my highly un-Islamic garden. 

very nice r&b

and having a mandarin in your garden would come in handy when you wanted to have a political debate with someone

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