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probably another of those fitzroy bollinger bolshevik types, biffo

DC I keep a constant watch around here for those types and I think I can safely say there aren't any Fitzroy BB types around here that I can identify.

 

DC I keep a constant watch around here for those types and I think I can safely say there aren't any Fitzroy BB types around here that I can identify.

still waters run deep, earl

in the closet you might say

Wow who would have thought 700 pages!

Not sure wether We should all cheer or cry.

No doubt Mr Roos would say cheer but what would he know he has only been here two minutes.

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Wow who would have thought 700 pages!

Not sure wether We should all cheer or cry.

No doubt Mr Roos would say cheer but what would he know he has only been here two minutes.

I blame the supporters...bananas

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And I thought you said Redtube was an educational site!!!

Well I learned a lot.

 

I blame the supporters...bananas

Well that certainly is a new approach H_T

However it is not one that I will give any credence.

I blame the supporters...bananas

That's bent

Biffen, vulgar fellow that he is, recently referred to "old prix" on this thread.

Well here is something to ponder

THE STAGES OF SUCCESS

At age 4 success is...not peeing in your pants.

At age 12 success is...having friends.

At age 16 success is...having a drivers license.

At age 20 success is...having sex.

At age 35 success is...having money.

At age 50 success is...having money.

At age 60 success is...having sex.

At age 70 success is...having a drivers license.

At age 75 success is...having friends.

At age 80 success is...not peeing in your pants

I'm somewhere between having money and having money.

Which means a Global financial crisis must be imminent.

I'm still waiting to stop peeing my pants and make friends. Perhaps I won't get past the first stage... sigh...

Biffen, vulgar fellow that he is, recently referred to "old prix" on this thread.

Well here is something to ponder

THE STAGES OF SUCCESS

At age 4 success is...not peeing in your pants.

At age 12 success is...having friends.

At age 16 success is...having a drivers license.

At age 20 success is...having sex.

At age 35 success is...having money.

At age 50 success is...having money.

At age 60 success is...having sex.

At age 70 success is...having a drivers license.

At age 75 success is...having friends.

At age 80 success is...not peeing in your pants

sheesh bbo, that's worrying, we've got players still struggling to get to stage 1


My god R and B 5.17am

Wet the bed?

Was in India (just got back) with 4.5 hour time difference ...

So this weekend will be, appropriately, a No T$ game.

But will it be a No B$ game? That all depends on what happens in the 1st 30 mins.

Edit: could B$ stand for Banana $kin perhaps?

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So this weekend will be, appropriately, a No T$ game.

But will it be a No B$ game? That all depends on what happens in the 1st 30 mins.

Edit: could B$ stand for Banana $kin perhaps?

Arrh nah.

Arrh nah.

Turned into a buccaneer OD?

Turned into a buccaneer OD?

sadly way too old for any swashbuckling bjDee.


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Was in India (just got back) with 4.5 hour time difference ...

So you 4.5 hours more or less in India?

So you 4.5 hours more or less in India?

Chuckle! I think 4.5 hours is the average time per day spent stuck in traffic :wacko::huh:

BTW They are 4.5 hours behind us. Being about 1 hour behind is Demons time ... :):lol::wacko:

And here are some more smileys, mainly for bjDee's benefit :):mad::cool::rolleyes:

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BTW They are 4.5 hours behind us. Being about 1 hour behind is Demons time ... :):lol::wacko:

So the Dees have been playing on daylight saving time.

 
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So p-ssed the Blues get the number 1 pick and PSD 1, which they can use to get players.

It will hurt us much more than if the Lions were bottom.

So the Dees have been playing on daylight saving time.

And playing like they are already in pre-season training :)


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