The No T$ No B$ Thread

[Moonshadow 17,678]

Some seedy back door deal will be arranged by the german party.

But i cannot divulge too much.

BTW -Australia is on the verge of a long recession.

There will be one of those terrible stock market day thingos and then the banks will cry poor,withdraw funding from govts and sack all the teachers,layabouts and time servers, then house price panic and inflation/unemployment.

That's the plan.Shhh.

Biff you're more delusional than Dominique Strauss-Khan! And just as desperate too.

[Biffen 12,949]

Biff you're more delusional than Dominique Strauss-Khan! And just as desperate too.

I gave you fair warning.

Also,

DSK was set up.

Anyone who watches porn knows that hotel maids always want sex.

[Moonshadow 17,678]

I gave you fair warning.

Also,

DSK was set up.

Anyone who watches porn knows that hotel maids always want sex.

Even at the Gat?

[Biffen 12,949]

Even at the Gat?

The forensic experts often wear white hats and gloves when they visit.

Thats as close as we get to a cleaner here.

Edited July 8, 2015 by Biffen

[Moonshadow 17,678]

The cleaners come only come to the gat after an ugly overdose, I believe.

[daisycutter 29,892]

anyone seen any greeks bearing gifts lately?

(gifs don't count)

[ManDee 7,317]

Redleg, you might be interested to know that according to the Geelong Advertiser, no return date has been set for Geelong "star" Mitch Clark who is sttill battling a calf injury.

Infected hoof?

Or was that an injury caused by the calf?

I though the Geelong Star was a nightclub.

[Bitter but optimistic 22,289]

Redleg, you might be interested to know that according to the Geelong Advertiser, no return date has been set for Geelong "star" Mitch Clark who is sttill battling a calf injury.

High risk among dairy farmers. Perhaps Jizza could provide some info on this?

[old dee 24,000]

High risk among dairy farmers. Perhaps Jizza could provide some info on this?

Dare I say it Bbo but perhaps a remedy

Our old iron hands seems to get them quite often.

[Red and Bluebeard 2,101]

High risk among dairy farmers. Perhaps Jizza could provide some info on this?

Jazza is more likely to think a calf injury is getting kicked in the nuts by a young cow ....

[Bitter but optimistic 22,289]

Jazza is more likely to think a calf injury is getting kicked in the nuts by a young cow ....

.... while preparing to carry out improper and unnatural activities

[Earl Hood 6,141]

You may not believe me Earl but I failed commerce twice at Melbourne Uni.

which makes me over qualified to comment.

Once would be enough for most men.

Common issue Biff. I failed structural engineering and surveying at least once, well twice actually but I am in the engineering industry 25 years on and still functioning. Funny thing that, but how many people are working outside their area of expertise? Where I work I would say at least 50 per cent of people are operating outside their area of expertise.

[Bitter but optimistic 22,289]

Common issue Biff. I failed structural engineering and surveying at least once, well twice actually but I am in the engineering industry 25 years on and still functioning. Funny thing that, but how many people are working outside their area of expertise? Where I work I would say at least 50 per cent of people are operating outside their area of expertise.

I have worked for 40+ years Earl and have yet to discover my area of expertise.

[daisycutter 29,892]

I have worked for 40+ years Earl and have yet to discover my area of expertise.

according to the lads it's certainly not animal husbandry

btw, was up murrundindi way last week and passed a paddock of alpacas. must have been about 200 of the buggers. they were kicking around some little red furry thing

[bjDee 1,249]

Common issue Biff. I failed structural engineering and surveying at least once, well twice actually but I am in the engineering industry 25 years on and still functioning. Funny thing that, but how many people are working outside their area of expertise? Where I work I would say at least 50 per cent of people are operating outside their area of expertise.

I have worked for 40+ years Earl and have yet to discover my area of expertise.

IIRC it's called the Peter Principle: Everyone rises to his or her own level of incompetence.....

So Earl, based on your confession, you are due to drop down to one level lower that an earl, unless you can keep your head down low enough to avoid the gaze of madam Windsor at Buck Palace.

As for BBO, well if 'those who can't do, teach'; and those who have no qualifications to teach have yet to determine whether they should be in the game, then, well.....

[bjDee 1,249]

according to the lads it's certainly not animal husbandry

btw, was up murrundindi way last week and passed a paddock of alpacas. must have been about 200 of the buggers. they were kicking around some little red furry thing

Careful, BBO might get a bit frisky,

[Moonshadow 17,678]

I have worked for 40+ years Earl and have yet to discover my area of expertise.

that's debatable, unless you call conducting research on the inside of your eyelids 'work'

[Redleg 41,934]

Redleg, you might be interested to know that according to the Geelong Advertiser, no return date has been set for Geelong "star" Mitch Clark who is sttill battling a calf injury.

That is very distressing news.

[Whispering_Jack 31,131]

Even more distressing is this item:

People in Australia eat more bananas than monkeys according to a report from the Australian Bureau of Statistics.

The report issued today says that in the first half of 2015, Australians ate 29,633,287 bananas while only four monkeys were eaten in the same period of time.

[Red and Bluebeard 2,101]

Even more distressing is this item:

Yeah, monkey smoothies never really caught on ...

[daisycutter 29,892]

Yeah, monkey smoothies never really caught on ...

you've obviously never tried a McMonkey burger

tastes a bit like a cross between chicken and rabbit

pity you have to go to maccas in kenya, but

[Red and Bluebeard 2,101]

you've obviously never tried a McMonkey burger

tastes a bit like a cross between chicken and rabbit

pity you have to go to maccas in kenya, but

You are entirely correct. Never been to Kenya, and certainly not to a Macca's there. I guess there hasn't been a McBanana burger either ...

[daisycutter 29,892]

You are entirely correct. Never been to Kenya, and certainly not to a Macca's there. I guess there hasn't been a McBanana burger either ...

did read somewhere recently, r&b that someone in melbourne is doing possum burgers

they're big in kiwiland too i'm told

[Earl Hood 6,141]

You are entirely correct. Never been to Kenya, and certainly not to a Macca's there. I guess there hasn't been a McBanana burger either ...

Where is Deefrog when you need him. We are talking bananas and that is his area of expertise!

[Red and Bluebeard 2,101]

did read somewhere recently, r&b that someone in melbourne is doing possum burgers

they're big in kiwiland too i'm told

I'd be game for a possum burger. At least that would be some good use for those long-tailed native rats ...