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  On 07/07/2015 at 09:18, Biffen said:

Some seedy back door deal will be arranged by the german party.

But i cannot divulge too much.

BTW -Australia is on the verge of a long recession.

There will be one of those terrible stock market day thingos and then the banks will cry poor,withdraw funding from govts and sack all the teachers,layabouts and time servers, then house price panic and inflation/unemployment.

That's the plan.Shhh.

Biff you're more delusional than Dominique Strauss-Khan! And just as desperate too.

 
  On 07/07/2015 at 12:01, Moonshadow said:

Biff you're more delusional than Dominique Strauss-Khan! And just as desperate too.

I gave you fair warning.

Also,

DSK was set up.

Anyone who watches porn knows that hotel maids always want sex.

  On 07/07/2015 at 12:11, Biffen said:

I gave you fair warning.

Also,

DSK was set up.

Anyone who watches porn knows that hotel maids always want sex.

Even at the Gat?

 
  On 07/07/2015 at 12:15, Moonshadow said:

Even at the Gat?

The forensic experts often wear white hats and gloves when they visit.

Thats as close as we get to a cleaner here.

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  On 07/07/2015 at 11:59, Whispering_Jack said:

Redleg, you might be interested to know that according to the Geelong Advertiser, no return date has been set for Geelong "star" Mitch Clark who is sttill battling a calf injury.

Infected hoof?

Or was that an injury caused by the calf?

I though the Geelong Star was a nightclub.

  On 07/07/2015 at 11:59, Whispering_Jack said:

Redleg, you might be interested to know that according to the Geelong Advertiser, no return date has been set for Geelong "star" Mitch Clark who is sttill battling a calf injury.

High risk among dairy farmers. Perhaps Jizza could provide some info on this?

 
  On 08/07/2015 at 06:04, Bitter but optimistic said:

High risk among dairy farmers. Perhaps Jizza could provide some info on this?

Dare I say it Bbo but perhaps a remedy

Our old iron hands seems to get them quite often.

  On 08/07/2015 at 06:04, Bitter but optimistic said:

High risk among dairy farmers. Perhaps Jizza could provide some info on this?

Jazza is more likely to think a calf injury is getting kicked in the nuts by a young cow .... :)


  On 08/07/2015 at 08:17, Red and Bluebeard said:

Jazza is more likely to think a calf injury is getting kicked in the nuts by a young cow .... :)

.... while preparing to carry out improper and unnatural activities

  On 07/07/2015 at 10:24, Biffen said:

You may not believe me Earl but I failed commerce twice at Melbourne Uni.

which makes me over qualified to comment.

Once would be enough for most men.

Common issue Biff. I failed structural engineering and surveying at least once, well twice actually but I am in the engineering industry 25 years on and still functioning. Funny thing that, but how many people are working outside their area of expertise? Where I work I would say at least 50 per cent of people are operating outside their area of expertise.

  On 08/07/2015 at 12:26, Earl Hood said:

Common issue Biff. I failed structural engineering and surveying at least once, well twice actually but I am in the engineering industry 25 years on and still functioning. Funny thing that, but how many people are working outside their area of expertise? Where I work I would say at least 50 per cent of people are operating outside their area of expertise.

I have worked for 40+ years Earl and have yet to discover my area of expertise.

  On 08/07/2015 at 12:29, Bitter but optimistic said:

I have worked for 40+ years Earl and have yet to discover my area of expertise.

according to the lads it's certainly not animal husbandry

btw, was up murrundindi way last week and passed a paddock of alpacas. must have been about 200 of the buggers. they were kicking around some little red furry thing

  On 08/07/2015 at 12:26, Earl Hood said:

Common issue Biff. I failed structural engineering and surveying at least once, well twice actually but I am in the engineering industry 25 years on and still functioning. Funny thing that, but how many people are working outside their area of expertise? Where I work I would say at least 50 per cent of people are operating outside their area of expertise.

  On 08/07/2015 at 12:29, Bitter but optimistic said:

I have worked for 40+ years Earl and have yet to discover my area of expertise.

IIRC it's called the Peter Principle: Everyone rises to his or her own level of incompetence.....

So Earl, based on your confession, you are due to drop down to one level lower that an earl, unless you can keep your head down low enough to avoid the gaze of madam Windsor at Buck Palace.

As for BBO, well if 'those who can't do, teach'; and those who have no qualifications to teach have yet to determine whether they should be in the game, then, well.....


  On 08/07/2015 at 12:37, daisycutter said:

according to the lads it's certainly not animal husbandry

btw, was up murrundindi way last week and passed a paddock of alpacas. must have been about 200 of the buggers. they were kicking around some little red furry thing

Careful, BBO might get a bit frisky,

  On 08/07/2015 at 12:29, Bitter but optimistic said:

I have worked for 40+ years Earl and have yet to discover my area of expertise.

that's debatable, unless you call conducting research on the inside of your eyelids 'work'

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  On 07/07/2015 at 11:59, Whispering_Jack said:

Redleg, you might be interested to know that according to the Geelong Advertiser, no return date has been set for Geelong "star" Mitch Clark who is sttill battling a calf injury.

That is very distressing news.

Even more distressing is this item:

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People in Australia eat more bananas than monkeys according to a report from the Australian Bureau of Statistics.

The report issued today says that in the first half of 2015, Australians ate 29,633,287 bananas while only four monkeys were eaten in the same period of time.

  On 09/07/2015 at 06:56, Whispering_Jack said:

Even more distressing is this item:

Yeah, monkey smoothies never really caught on ... :)


  On 09/07/2015 at 07:45, Red and Bluebeard said:

Yeah, monkey smoothies never really caught on ... :)

you've obviously never tried a McMonkey burger

tastes a bit like a cross between chicken and rabbit

pity you have to go to maccas in kenya, but

  On 09/07/2015 at 11:10, daisycutter said:

you've obviously never tried a McMonkey burger

tastes a bit like a cross between chicken and rabbit

pity you have to go to maccas in kenya, but

You are entirely correct. Never been to Kenya, and certainly not to a Macca's there. I guess there hasn't been a McBanana burger either ...

  On 09/07/2015 at 11:55, Red and Bluebeard said:

You are entirely correct. Never been to Kenya, and certainly not to a Macca's there. I guess there hasn't been a McBanana burger either ...

did read somewhere recently, r&b that someone in melbourne is doing possum burgers

they're big in kiwiland too i'm told

 
  On 09/07/2015 at 11:55, Red and Bluebeard said:

You are entirely correct. Never been to Kenya, and certainly not to a Macca's there. I guess there hasn't been a McBanana burger either ...

Where is Deefrog when you need him. We are talking bananas and that is his area of expertise!

  On 09/07/2015 at 12:00, daisycutter said:

did read somewhere recently, r&b that someone in melbourne is doing possum burgers

they're big in kiwiland too i'm told

I'd be game for a possum burger. At least that would be some good use for those long-tailed native rats ... :)


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