Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.
Demonland

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

Featured Replies

There is no accounting for taste ...

Comments like that are simply Un-Australian!

  • Quote
    •  

    Go to bed Maple and sleep off the booze, you are drunk!

    Simply enjoying a nice classy beverage, amphibian lad!

    Edited by Maple Demon

  • Quote
    •  

    There appears to be many thing I don't like about Canada

    13060_product_front_0.png?itok=1cTdSlK-

    Now this is simply going too far!

  • Quote

    Our Collingwood is a classier place Frogger. One for the pursuit of relaxed winter sports.

  • Quote

    • Author

    Congrats to WJ and family with another grandson via his daughter Emily. On WJ's birthday as well.

  • Quote
    • Like 5

    Congrats to WJ and family with another grandson via his daughter Emily. On WJ's birthday as well.

    Congrats

    Is he in the MFC development side yet?

    We need more quality mids.

  • Quote

    Congratulations WJ

    Grand Children are fantastic.

    I am reminded of that old saying

    "If you knew how good they were you would have had them first"

  • Quote
    • Like 1
     

    Congratulations WJ and family. Great news! Always a joy to hear.

  • Quote

    Thanks all for your good wishes. I know where to take him if he ever wants to see an alpaca or visit a home for derelicts :)

    As for the name, it hasn't been announced but it's entirely up to the parents.

    If someone kicks the winning goal tomorrow against Port Adelaide, I will strongly recommend their name for consideration. I rather fancy something like "Heritier".

  • Quote

    Thanks all for your good wishes. I know where to take him if he ever wants to see an alpaca or visit a home for derelicts :)

    As for the name, it hasn't been announced but it's entirely up to the parents.

    If someone kicks the winning goal tomorrow against Port Adelaide, I will strongly recommend their name for consideration. I rather fancy something like "Heritier".

    Bert or Keef are usually the most popular names these days.

  • Quote

    Thanks all for your good wishes. I know where to take him if he ever wants to see an alpaca or visit a home for derelicts :)

    As for the name, it hasn't been announced but it's entirely up to the parents.

    If someone kicks the winning goal tomorrow against Port Adelaide, I will strongly recommend their name for consideration. I rather fancy something like "Heritier".

    Jesse it is then.

  • Quote

    I thought that you may have nominated Ray.

    Whispering's era might be more like Ivor,Stan or Bruce.

    Probably not going to make the list.

  • Quote

    Whispering's era might be more like Ivor,Stan or Bruce.

    Probably not going to make the list.

    Since you're online Biff - a question.

    Do you think if we exclude Moonie from any future football lunches/meetings, we'll have an improved chance of getting some sheilas to join us?

  • Quote

    Thanks all for your good wishes. I know where to take him if he ever wants to see an alpaca or visit a home for derelicts :)

    As for the name, it hasn't been announced but it's entirely up to the parents.

    If someone kicks the winning goal tomorrow against Port Adelaide, I will strongly recommend their name for consideration. I rather fancy something like "Heritier".

    it would have to be James or Michael :)

  • Quote

    Thanks all for your good wishes. I know where to take him if he ever wants to see an alpaca or visit a home for derelicts :)

    As for the name, it hasn't been announced but it's entirely up to the parents.

    If someone kicks the winning goal tomorrow against Port Adelaide, I will strongly recommend their name for consideration. I rather fancy something like "Heritier".

    The newly optimistic OD, fresh from the bottom of the Yarra, would presumably be delighted with Rohan ... :blink:

  • Quote
    • Like 1

    Whispering's era might be more like Ivor,Stan or Bruce.

    Probably not going to make the list.

    Old Dee would suggest,maximillion,Garp,Cecil and Milton.

  • Quote

    Thanks all for your good wishes. I know where to take him if he ever wants to see an alpaca or visit a home for derelicts :)

    As for the name, it hasn't been announced but it's entirely up to the parents.

    If someone kicks the winning goal tomorrow against Port Adelaide, I will strongly recommend their name for consideration. I rather fancy something like "Heritier".

    actually jack, robbie, jimmy or sean would be a nice touch (i've got a sean as a gs)

  • Quote

    The newly optimistic OD, fresh from the bottom of the Yarra, would presumably be delighted with Rohan ... :blink:

    that would be the day

  • Quote
    • Like 1

    If he's named Jack, does that that mean the full name is Jack Jack? Just askin' WJ.

    Edited by Moonshadow

  • Quote

    Since you're online Biff - a question.

    Do you think if we exclude Moonie from any future football lunches/meetings, we'll have an improved chance of getting some sheilas to join us?

    You could start by having a shower sometime in the week leading up to said match. Maybe brushing your gold teeth more than once per year. Fresh change of clothes rather her than damp, putrid rags would also be handy. Biff and I spent most of the last game dry retching.

    Edited by Moonshadow

  • Quote
    •  

    You could start by having a shower sometime in the week leading up to said match. Maybe brushing your gold teeth more than once per year. Fresh change of clothes rather her than damp, putrid rags would also be handy. Biff and I spent most of the last game dry wrenching.

    wrenching!!! Bwahahahah!!

  • Quote

    • Join the conversation

    You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

    Guest
    Unfortunately, your content contains terms that we do not allow. Please edit your content to remove the highlighted words below.
    Reply to this topic...
    https://demonland.com/forums/topic/27162-the-no-t-no-b-thread/
    Go to topic listing

    Featured Content

    • The Bailey Humphrey Thread

      The Demons are hoping to entice Gold Coast young gun Bailey Humphrey from the Suns as part of a trade deal for champion Demon Christian Petracca.

        • Thanks
        • Like
      • 3,069 replies
      dazzledavey36

    • The Christian Petracca Thread

      Premiership Norm Smith Medalist Christian Petracca has nominated the Gold Coast as his club of choice to be traded to.

        • Thanks
        • Like
      • 1,131 replies
      Demonland

    • The Clayton Oliver Thread

      Melbourne have held talks with Clayton Oliver and they’ve laid out where he fits in under Steve King’s vision and been frank about expectations. Oliver is still under contract for five years, but the door is open if he wants to explore his options elsewhere.

        • Thanks
        • Like
      • 1,418 replies
      Demonland

    • AFLW PREVIEW: Essendon

      It’s Pink Lady night at Princes Park — a vibey Friday evening setting for a high-stakes clash between second-placed Melbourne and eleventh-placed Essendon. The wind-sheltered IKON Park, a favourite ground of the Demon players, promises flair, fire and a touch of pink. Melbourne has never lost a home-and-away game here, though the ghosts of two straight-sets finals exits in 2023 still linger. 

        • Love
        • Thanks
        • Like
      • 0 replies
      Demonland

    • 2025 Player Reviews: # 1 Steven May 

      The premiership defender has shown signs of wear and tear due to age, and his 2025 season was inconsistent, ending poorly with a suspension and a noticeable decline in performance. The Demons are eager to integrate younger players onto their list and have indicated that they may not be able to guarantee him senior games next season, in what would be the final year of his contract.

        • Thanks
      • 10 replies
      Demonland

    • 2025 Player Reviews: # 2 Jacob van Rooyen

      The young key tall failed to make progress during the season, with a decline in his goal kicking output. His secondary role as a backup ruckman, which may have hindered his ability to further develop his game, and he was also impacted by the team's poor forward connection. It will be interesting to observe his performance under a new coaching regime.

        • Thanks
        • Like
      • 46 replies
      Demonland
    View All

    Configure browser push notifications
    Chrome (Android)
    1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
    2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
    3. Adjust your preference.
    Chrome (Desktop)
    1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
    2. Select Site settings.
    3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.