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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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55 minutes ago, Biffen said:

Who writes this garbage?

welcome to the new demonland, biffo

now, we just need to know your preferred pronoun

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    28 minutes ago, Macca said:

    Where the hell have you been?

    We've been worried sick!!

    I've been on camp Macca.Lost a few pounds.And I'm fully rehabilitated and ready to serve.

     

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    23 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    welcome to the new demonland, biffo

    now, we just need to know your preferred pronoun

    We like they.

    We like to be fluid.

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    13 hours ago, layzie said:

    Well look what we have here!

    What?

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    22 hours ago, Biffen said:

    Who writes this garbage?

    Who the hell let you back in???

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    and welcome back moonie!

    this is like a reunion 🍬

    who will spring back next - hightower perhaps?

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    @Biffen and @Moonshadow returned to the fold! An odd aberration!

    As far as I am aware they remain degenerate idlers.  I can only assume the Optus dropout in some way infected @Demonland   's software. 

    Edited by Bitter but optimistic

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    India's national anthem could use a bit more ...oomph. 

    A bit of Bollywood or something.

    Some trumpets or drums even

     

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    I don't know who to support.

    India or Kiwis.

    India because their hosting.

    NZ because somewhat patriotic maybe and best if we don't play India.

    Like footy you just have to watch a game and get caught up in to finally barracking for someone I guess.

    Life is tough.

    Edited by leave it to deever

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    4 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    [censored] deever !

    Under no circumstances could you support the Indians!

    I think it may be a fait accompli Bbo.

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    Speaking of cricket..

     

    What are the best rock songs with some Saxophone in them?

    I've got dibs on Baker Street.

    Probably the kids don't even know this beautiful classic.

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    I'm sure I'm not the only one to enjoy the Lyrics ..."Gunna give up the booze and the one night stands"....after a few drinks.

    I must say this thread can be quite therapeutic.

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    46 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

    Speaking of cricket..

     

    What are the best rock songs with some Saxophone in them?

    I've got dibs on Baker Street.

    Probably the kids don't even know this beautiful classic.

    I suspect many googled it after it was used in Rick & Morty.

    Like how suddenly everyone had a deep appreciation of Mazzy Star.

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    1 hour ago, leave it to deever said:

    Speaking of cricket..

     

    What are the best rock songs with some Saxophone in them?

    I've got dibs on Baker Street.

    Probably the kids don't even know this beautiful classic.

    I’d rather go home-grown Deevs. “Turn up your radio” the Masters Apprentices. 

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    11 hours ago, Neil Crompton said:

    I’d rather go home-grown Deevs. “Turn up your radio” the Masters Apprentices. 

    Embarrassingly, don't think I know it. Will look it up though as I love their big hit....not sure of the name...Because I love you?

     

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    12 hours ago, leave it to deever said:

    Speaking of cricket..

     

    🎶 I don’t like cricket, oh no. I love it, yeah 🎶

    🎶 Don’t like Jamaica, no. I love her 🎶

    Hey Deeves, did you hear/see Sir Viv in the commentary box last night? He couldn’t possibly be any cooler. 

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    6 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

    Embarrassingly, don't think I know it. Will look it up though as I love their big hit....not sure of the name...Because I love you?

     

    Awww love you too, Deeves 

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    2 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    🎶 I don’t like cricket, oh no. I love it, yeah 🎶

    🎶 Don’t like Jamaica, no. I love her 🎶

    Hey Deeves, did you hear/see Sir Viv in the commentary box last night? He couldn’t possibly be any cooler. 

    He's the man Wcw.

    Shame the WI arent in the WC.

     

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    13 hours ago, leave it to deever said:

    Speaking of cricket..

     

    What are the best rock songs with some Saxophone in them?

    I've got dibs on Baker Street.

    Probably the kids don't even know this beautiful classic.

    Kick by INXS for sure. 

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    56 minutes ago, layzie said:

    Kick by INXS for sure. 

    The solo in ,"Never tear us apart" is haunting.

    Port have tainted that song for me though.

    Edited by leave it to deever

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