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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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I have been banned from using the internet by the powers that be .

But I'm better now.

From what I've heard about your business dealings at the Gat, I'm not sure I want to know what you did to earn the enforced sabatical.

 

I have been banned from using the internet by the powers that be .

But I'm better now.

and yet youre here !! :o

I've also heard it referred to as America's hat, Bitter.

Wondered where you'd gone to. As I hadn't seen Biffen posting for a bit, wondered if you two had gotten up to some sort of hijinks and ended up in the clink.

America's condom?

As to "hijinks" with Biff? At "The Lads" insistence, I have removed Biffen from my social calendar. He is a tawdry fellow at best and his living conditions and neighbourhood defy description. He is a fringe dweller and is likely to be incarcerated at any moment.

 

and yet youre here !! :o

Marvellous thing this internet whatsit --- it seems you can use it without using it ... :blink: (yet another zen connection on this thread :lol:)

America's condom?

As to "hijinks" with Biff? At "The Lads" insistence, I have removed Biffen from my social calendar. He is a tawdry fellow at best and his living conditions and neighbourhood defy description. He is a fringe dweller and is likely to be incarcerated at any moment.

As to your question, Canada (not Canadia - damn you James Brayshaw) is the chapeau hat. Using your analogy, maybe Mexico could be the southern hat.

Sounds like the lads are pretty selective about the company you keep.

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As to your question, Canada (not Canadia - damn you James Brayshaw) is the chapeau hat. Using yoyr analogy, maybe Mexico could be the southern hat.

Sounds like the lads are pretty selective about the company you keep.

"Chapeau hat" !!! That's far too classy for Demonland Mable. Biffo likes his French but that sort of stuff will spin poor old Moonie out. He'll start searching through the Dinka or Eskimo dictionary.

"Chapeau hat" !!! That's far too classy for Demonland Mable. Biffo likes his French but that sort of stuff will spin poor old Moonie out. He'll start searching through the Dinka or Eskimo dictionary.

Duly noted.

 

Duly noted.

I am often slandered on this site for my lowly caste in western civilisation .

Take no heed of these rural/academic types.They are far too removed from urban sophisticated culture to understand .

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Marvellous thing this internet whatsit --- it seems you can use it without using it ... :blink: (yet another zen connection on this thread :lol:)

And now we add religious discussion.


And now we add religious discussion.

which leads me to ponder......where the hell is lordweaver. i miss his little parables

And now we add religious discussion.

actually zen is sort of an aside from religion.....pleasantly

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actually zen is sort of an aside from religion.....pleasantly

And now we add asides to religion.

what's religion?

is being a dee's supporter a religion?

No dc

It is a sign of a mental disorder


We are a diverse and unique lot, Redleg, capable of discussing a myriad of topics.

No dc

It is a sign of a mental disorder

correct.....that's what religion is od

i knew we could work that one out :lol:

I have been banned from using the internet by the powers that be .

But I'm better now.

so,i gather you are now allowed back into the internet cafe at stkilda junction?

or do you have to allow the owners to search you before entering?

which leads me to ponder......where the hell is lordweaver. i miss his little parables

Agreed DC. The lack of moral guidance on this thread is sadly obvious. Biffen in particular needs to be chastised for his lustful godless ways.

A good chastisement would also be of benefit to Loonshadow... and probably Jazza and ... Bbub and ....


Agreed DC. The lack of moral guidance on this thread is sadly obvious. Biffen in particular needs to be chastised for his lustful godless ways.

A good chastisement would also be of benefit to Loonshadow... and probably Jazza and ... Bbub and ....

...and you like a bit of discipline too Bitty, don't you? More than a bit, a lot.

 

Now we learn that bananas are actually a herb ... wonders will never cease ... :blink:

It that the herbs you have to worry about RBB

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She a ghost who haunts Banana Plants.

For you, Redleg ...

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There OK but I prefer these

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