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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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just when you think this thread can't get any weirder

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    Is Zoe a blue rinser Red? If so, contact daisycutter - perhaps he and WJ could have some outings together? DC knows the scene, euchre parties, bingo, afternoon tennis, swingers parties - a new world (?).

    WJ,comes across more of a wheel of cheese,bridge,visit OD for a singalong and cucumber sangers at the botanical gardens groover to me.

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    WJ,comes across more of a wheel of cheese,bridge,visit OD for a singalong and cucumber sangers at the botanical gardens groover to me.

    think he might prefer line dancing jazza

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    Is Zoe a blue rinser Red? If so, contact daisycutter - perhaps he and WJ could have some outings together? DC knows the scene, euchre parties, bingo, afternoon tennis, swingers parties - a new world (?).

    Zoe looks like Brynne Edelsten's grandfather in drag. She and WJ make a lovely couple.

    They would be the King and Queen of the annual Gat Ball.

    Edited by Redleg

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    just when you think this thread can't get any weirder

    I gave up thinking that a while ago, BB ... :blink:

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    It's usually a pretty classy affair..

    drunk8.jpg

    The "paraphernalia" on the table is a giveaway. Biff has obviously supplied (at an outrageous price) the poor bastards with some dangerous backyard concoction.

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    It's usually a pretty classy affair..

    drunk8.jpg

    Is that some sort of new yoga pose? Can't be comfortable. Brings a new meaning to the term 'tree hugger'.

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    think he might prefer line dancing jazza

    Or shuffleboard. Hear it is big with the crew that migrate annually to Florida in the winter.

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    Btw, Biff, is that you taking the photo to hang in the Gat Hall of Shame?

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    Btw, Biff, is that you taking the photo to hang in the Gat Hall of Shame?

    think it might have been mitch moonlighting

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    How in hell does the best thread on Demonland, this one of course, get off the front page of the board? Outrageous.

    That is as bad as not taking a date to the Gat yearly ball.

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    How in hell does the best thread on Demonland, this one of course, get off the front page of the board? Outrageous.

    That is as bad as not taking a date to the Gat yearly ball.

    It has gone down hill Redleg!

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    Lightweights.

    Yes Maple-sadly these guys were once my life coaches.

    I have moved on from their teachings ,yet they have taught me much.

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    Yes Maple-sadly these guys were once my life coaches.

    I have moved on from their teachings ,yet they have taught me much.

    Clearly correct posture was not one of their finest lessons Biff.

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    Clearly correct posture was not one of their finest lessons Biff.

    Not the most entertaining dinner guests I'll grant you moon-but there is enough posturing here for a lifetime!

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    Not the most entertaining dinner guests I'll grant you moon-but there is enough posturing here for a lifetime!

    Come on Biff - you are hardly in a position to judge dinner guests!!

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    In fact to paraphrase Groucho -" I wouldn't want to be a guest, if Biffen wanted me to be a guest"!!!

    My room mates will be pleased.

    They are still recovering from your last trip to town.

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    My room mates will be pleased.

    They are still recovering from your last trip to town.

    Sensitive souls - where on earth did you rip them off from find them!!!

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    Sensitive souls - where on earth did you rip them off from find them!!!

    The selective process at The Gatwick insures we get only the best of the best here.

    No arseless chap wearing chaps riding into town on demented Alpacas anymore .

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    So are we all going to be part of the 80,000 there on QB?

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    In fact to paraphrase Groucho -" I wouldn't want to be a guest, if Biffen wanted me to be a guest"!!!

    As far as paraphrasing goes, that's quite a stretch Bitty. Using your teacher's artistic license to full effect. I think he actually said "I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member".

    My favourite Groucho Marx line is "I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception", or maybe "I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt"

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    As far as paraphrasing goes, that's quite a stretch Bitty. Using your teacher's artistic license to full effect. I think he actually said "I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member".

    My favourite Groucho Marx line is "I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception", or maybe "I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt"

    [censored] off Moonie!!

    Edited by Bitter but optimistic

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