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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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Guess I will have to take the blender along as well.

 

Dewalt ryobi or makita need to make a battery version blender :)

Big night for the Demons.

Essendon's big win against GWS means we automatically move up one place on the 2013 NAB Cup ladder.

Onward and upward Dees!!!

 
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Toby Greene should be asking for a million bucks a year.

Somebody else got to it first.


Andrew Walker's mark last night should have been penalised for the two hands planted firmly in his opponent's back.

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Andrew Walker's mark last night should have been penalised for the two hands planted firmly in his opponent's back.

Agreed, but they have been told to pay them, as they are spectacular and rare these days, as players are told not to kick to contests.

 

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Obviously the kid whose going to run out with the team this afternoon has been brought up exclusively on a diet of bananas.

Agreed, but they have been told to pay them, as they are spectacular and rare these days, as players are told not to kick to contests.

Jeremy Howe doesn't do it.

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Jeremy Howe doesn't do it.

He does, but they are still rare.

Obviously the kid whose going to run out with the team this afternoon has been brought up exclusively on a diet of bananas.

One of those kids was my grandson and I'm offering a free banana to anyone who locates a clear photograph of him leading the team out with Jack Grimes.

I almost convinced him that, as part of his mascot duties, he had to line up for the team in a back pocket on Stephen Milne and, modesty aside, I reckon he might have kept him down to less than three goals on the day.

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Off to the GC next week and playing in the hottest part of the day. We are certainly getting no favours from the AFL. I would take the youngsters and give them another game and some travel experience.


I see all the new recruits get presented with their "Blazers" on the 23rd March.

Wonder if they told them about the Blazers before they signed up?

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Watched the first 3/4 of the game saturday so far. The umpiring was disgraceful. We showed some glimpses.

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Hilarious post on another thread by Nutbean, showing the latest dunny brush and it's called, yes, you guessed it.

Obviously a lot of market research went into the most appropriate name for the brush used to clean toilets.

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Heatwave finally over, training should be a bit easier now.

Hilarious post on another thread by Nutbean, showing the latest dunny brush and it's called, yes, you guessed it.

Obviously a lot of market research went into the most appropriate name for the brush used to clean toilets.

He didn't say how much it cost -- probably about 5 times the market price for similar products, and then will only work sporadically ...

Does that make this the 'No dunny brush' thread? :) Or the 'No need for a dunny brush' thread? :)


Heatwave finally over, training should be a bit easier now.

Just take a sweater and a fold up chair next time.

Some extra water is also a sensible idea .

aussies holding their own in third test - test finely balanced

I really do hope so dc

 

aussies holding their own in third test - test finely balanced

I guess holding your own is the least you can do. However, and I'd like a Burwood opinion on this, is holding another's even more noble?

I guess holding your own is the least you can do. However, and I'd like a Burwood opinion on this, is holding another's even more noble?

only if you are a boarder at Scotch College....... (or a Romsey Boy Scout Pack Leader so I'm told)


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