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Thats probably terribly wrong DC

But F'n funny !!! lol

 

Who the peds?

Sounds like you are on the set of Dr Who dc

Speaking of (Dr.)Who ... he's off the leash over at 'ology. And his keyboard is getting a serious workout.

Guys...4,127 posts in this thread and no one has drilled down to the key issue.......

What's better:

Cavendish

Lady Finger

Sugar narnie

Those waxed organic ones

Plantain

Others?

Maybe someone knows how to conduct a poll?

 

Good post DC. Love the intense and cutting debate. I reckon Stuie's over there incognito.

really liked the sigs too. classy mob

Inquisitions, virgins, jihads, mortification, blokes wearing dresses and sheilas wearing collars........its all too much for me to take in od

I miss those parties too.Hellfire was a great night out.

I only went the first time because I thought it was the Demons social club.

Guys...4,127 posts in this thread and no one has drilled down to the key issue.......

What's better:

Cavendish

Lady Finger

Sugar narnie

Those waxed organic ones

Plantain

Others?

Maybe someone knows how to conduct a poll?

I will stick with Cavendish, other come and go but cavendish remains.

By the way HC welcome to the thread

 
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I know this should be on the tanking thread, but I can't come to grips with us in any way accepting us being labelled cheats. There are just too many ramifications. I hope our Board is tough on this.

I know this should be on the tanking thread, but I can't come to grips with us in any way accepting us being labelled cheats. There are just too many ramifications. I hope our Board is tough on this.

Me neither Redleg

any admission less than no case to answer is an admission of guilty.

However I think it is going to happen.

IMO they have been negotating a result for the last week.

AFL Board meeting on Monday, GM takes the agreement to the board for approval

and it is announced on Tuesday.


I know this should be on the tanking thread, but I can't come to grips with us in any way accepting us being labelled cheats. There are just too many ramifications. I hope our Board is tough on this.

How can you be accused of cheating when all you are doing is following what the CEO of the organisation says was OK?

Surely, if there are any penalties, however concocted, Demetriou must resign forthwith.

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How can you be accused of cheating when all you are doing is following what the CEO of the organisation says was OK?

Surely, if there are any penalties, however concocted, Demetriou must resign forthwith.

That is what Patrick Smith in the Australian has also said.

That is what Patrick Smith in the Australian has also said.

When you agree with him too often there is a problem.

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When you agree with him too often there is a problem.

Luckily I don't.

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Going to a wedding tonight in a tent in a backyard in 35 degrees. Will be sweltering. Hope the banana dacquiries are freezing cold.


Going to a wedding tonight in a tent in a backyard in 35 degrees. Will be sweltering. Hope the banana dacquiries are freezing cold.

Why would anyone plan a wedding outside in February?

It is a monty to be as hot as hell.

Didn't anyone say "good chance it will be 35 - 40 degrees that day"

Take your own ice redleg and by that I mean the frozen water variety

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Why would anyone plan a wedding outside in February?

It is a monty to be as hot as hell.

Didn't anyone say "good chance it will be 35 - 40 degrees that day"

Take your own ice redleg and by that I mean the frozen water variety

It wasn't my call, I am only a guest, probably a stinking hot sweating one at that

It wasn't my call, I am only a guest, probably a stinking hot sweating one at that

I was not suggesting it was Redleg.

Just observation on the planning of some people

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I was not suggesting it was Redleg.

Just observation on the planning of some people

Was there with WJ and the wives. It wasn't the heat that got me in the end, it was no banana daiquiris and bloody thumping rap music, that has given me one hell of a headache. WJ and me and the wives are now home, ready to join the tanking thread again.

Was there with WJ and the wives. It wasn't the heat that got me in the end, it was no banana daiquiris and bloody thumping rap music, that has given me one hell of a headache. WJ and me and the wives are now home, ready to join the tanking thread again.

No banana daiquiris, no banana smoothies and no banana ice cream. Settled for strawberry ice cream. Some interesting lyrics from the band - had they tried to sing that stuff on Demonland, they would have been facing a six month ban!


Good post DC. Love the intense and cutting debate. I reckon Stuie's over there incognito.

Let it go mate. It was barely funny to begin with but it's bordering on harassment now. Seriously.

No banana daiquiris, no banana smoothies and no banana ice cream. Settled for strawberry ice cream. Some interesting lyrics from the band - had they tried to sing that stuff on Demonland, they would have been facing a six month ban!

Sounds like a fate worse than tanking WJ!

Went to my son's wedding sat.....Was up the top of Mt Dandenong at Skyhigh.....Cooler up there and no shortage of cool drinks

Just a great day.......

 

How can you be accused of cheating when all you are doing is following what the CEO of the organisation says was OK?

Surely, if there are any penalties, however concocted, Demetriou must resign forthwith.

This has been my take. If we are penalised at all, Demetriou must go; the Commission must look at replacing him if they're serious about the games integrity. Anderson has already gone as a result I believe for opening the investigation and other activities such as allegedly sitting on drug information provided to him 12 months ago in relation to Essendon.

Please keep reporting on bananas. We can't let this thread be overtaken for total pages by the "Tanking" one.


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