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To keep this brief, I firmly believe it will result in nothing (for all reasons in other threads)

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Not in the slightest. I am always gratified when someone feels happy reading or contributing to this thread.

happiness is a middle class obsession .

This thread will never last .

it's full of sin and diversion from the one true calling .

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I wouldn't, mind a diversion.

Are you on a bender?

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GWS have a new Vice Captain but I won't mention him.
Let's see if I can help out on the identification front without offending against the rules of this thread.

Who am I ......... (1st Clue)

My son was just appointed vice-captain of the GWS Giants.

I am .....?

Who am I ......... (2nd Clue)

My pay is included in the GWS salary cap

I am .....?

Who am I ......... (3rd Clue)

My weight is greater than more than any five other players at the club combined

I am .....?

Who am I ......... (4th Clue)

Based on my age and football experience, I have just been appointed captain of the GWS Giants

I am .....?

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Im just writing something to get to my 300th comment.

I think you brought up the triple century very stylishly .

Nice innings.

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Let's see if I can help out on the identification front without offending against the rules of this thread.

Who am I ......... (1st Clue)

My son was just appointed vice-captain of the GWS Giants.

I am .....?

Who am I ......... (2nd Clue)

My pay is included in the GWS salary cap

I am .....?

Who am I ......... (3rd Clue)

My weight is greater than more than any five other players at the club combined

I am .....?

Who am I ......... (4th Clue)

Based on my age and football experience, I have just been appointed captain of the GWS Giants

I am .....?

Into the same corner as redleg WJ

You of all people should no the rules and no bananas for either of you till Friday

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I've just pressed on the little star by the topic title which takes you to the last post you read.

It took me to P47.

Could someone quickly summarize what's been said?

Only that regular poster's here have discussed forming a 'Banana Republic'

Oh and some 'summer reading' about a cruise around a big island.

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Into the same corner as redleg WJ

You of all people should no the rules and no bananas for either of you till Friday

I've checked the Demonland rules for this thread and, in particular, our Rule 19 (A5) and I see no breach of the rule whatsoever. I maintain that on the contrary, by providing a legitimate quiz to exercise people's brains (something not normally required on this thread), I have actually performed a vital public service. I even attracted a well-respected Demonland poster in Fan back here after an absence of more than 14 months and therefore, there is no way anyone can claim that I've brought the thread into disrepute.

As for draft tampering - pffffft!

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I've checked the Demonland rules for this thread and, in particular, our Rule 19 (A5) and I see no breach of the rule whatsoever. I maintain that on the contrary, by providing a legitimate quiz to exercise people's brains (something not normally required on this thread), I have actually performed a vital public service. I even attracted a well-respected Demonland poster in Fan back here after an absence of more than 14 months and therefore, there is no way anyone can claim that I've brought the thread into disrepute.

As for draft tampering - pffffft!

Rule 19(A5) does not exist and on that basis I am charging you with " bringing the thread into disrepute"

You have till Jan 31st 2013 to respond.

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