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They've clearly been meeting our expectations for the last week. I'm expecting dribs and drabs right up until the bell rings.

Sorry H_T....I think they should be replaced immediately......Not enough dedication.....I am willing to replace them on the cruise for a modest fee of course......

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    I don't understand what this thread is about but I just wanted to comment something to be a part of it.

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    watching the Aus Open. They have totally gone bananas

    Tomic banana coloured shoes, opponent banana coloured shoes, shorts and top

    Even the ball is banana coloured

    Loving it

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    I don't understand what this thread is about but I just wanted to comment something to be a part of it.

    Your contribution is as sincere and refreshing as they come .

    Theres nothing to understand.

    It's a thread about Bananas and nothings.

    As far as i can tell.

    But i am often wrong .

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    watching the Aus Open. They have totally gone bananas

    Tomic banana coloured shoes, opponent banana coloured shoes, shorts and top

    Even the ball is banana coloured

    Loving it

    Watching tennis! Jeez! Why don't you go for a drive and run over some cats?

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    Watching tennis! Jeez! Why don't you go for a drive and run over some cats?

    did that last night bbo

    anyway i've already seen the Nazi Hunters episode on channel hitler. nothing else worth watching

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    did that last night bbo

    anyway i've already seen the Nazi Hunters episode on channel hitler. nothing else worth watching

    Good work DC! Now get yourself a 12 gauge and go and blast some protected species. A banana smoothie will tast great afterwards .

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    BTW. All you smoothie health freaks should check page 15 of today's Herald Sin. I can't do the link (Luddite) but it's titled " Smoothies rough on diets". It seems this thread is encouraging obesity and, therefore, in the interests of public health, should be closed

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    BTW. All you smoothie health freaks should check page 15 of today's Herald Sin. I can't do the link (Luddite) but it's titled " Smoothies rough on diets". It seems this thread is encouraging obesity and, therefore, in the interests of public health, should be closed

    My estimation of you Bbo has just fallen through the floor.

    Be gone you heretic.

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    My estimation of you Bbo has just fallen through the floor.

    Be gone you heretic.

    I know my view will be unpopular. But my sense of civic responsibility comes before all else. It's just the type of bloke i am. Anyway you just have to look at my avatar to know I'm a health freak.

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    BTW. All you smoothie health freaks should check page 15 of today's Herald Sin. I can't do the link (Luddite) but it's titled " Smoothies rough on diets". It seems this thread is encouraging obesity and, therefore, in the interests of public health, should be closed

    bit slow tonight you old luddite - see post #3823

    btw couldn't find any endangered species tonight. don't think my water pistol would do any damage anyway

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    bit slow tonight you old luddite - see post #3823

    btw couldn't find any endangered species tonight. don't think my water pistol would do any damage anyway

    You're all over me on that one DC.

    Try a water cannon.

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    Well ... it seems nothing much has changed here in the last couple of days although I must say that it's strange spending days at sea when you have no contact whatsoever with the rest of the world. Here's an update from when I previously left you:-

    The banana yellow Lamborghini Gallardo LP550-2 Spyder was resting silently and alone in the car park in front of a building that bore the name 'The Choko Williams Gymnasium'. We were inside the Breakfast Point complex.

    It didn't take long for us to overpower a couple of security people and switch uniforms and though I felt uncomfortable wearing the charcoal and orange shirt, the disguise was perfect.

    We burst our way into the gymnasium building and were immediately confronted by an unexpected sight. Lined up in front of us were hundreds of sky blue fruit crates with images of bright, sun ripened bananas on their lids. When we prized them open, we discovered something far more dangerous than everyone's favourite fruit.

    Inside the cases was a cavalcade of heavy weaponry ranging from handguns to 12 gauge shotguns, repeat action firearms, bazookas, Uzis, RPG's and mortars. It was dawning on us that this was no ordinary gymnasium. Moreover, we were now sensing that this place held the secrets to something far more diabolical than merely the setting up one AFL club as a patsy on some clapped up tanking charges.

    Just then, we heard voices and so we quickly hid behind a row of banana crates as they walked past us. I could just make out the formidable outline of Phil the Michelin Man and his son who limped behind him but it was the third man who caught us completely off guard. It was the man who had been instructing Dean Bailey on the stolen audio cassette which Phil was now handing over to him. They called him 'Mr. Demetriou'.

    "That was a fine piece of work Phil and it more than makes up for you missing out on Kurt Tippett and the embarrassment caused when you confused O'Rourke with Toumpas at the November draft. Still, once I destroy this, we can proceed with my dream of taking over in this country and tomorrow, we'll rule the world".

    He threw the cassette to the ground and was readying himself to stomp down hard. In a moment, it would be smashed into a thousand pieces. I had to do something but I failed.

    They came up behind us and got me twice, once hard across the back of my neck and a second time with a blow to the kidney. I noticed from the corner of my eye that Redleg was already on the ground and then nothing but blackness.

    When I woke up, we were both gagged, bound and tied to chairs. We were back on the ship as it headed towards Brisbane.

    If nothing else, it shows that I'm quickly running out of ideas and my story doesn't make sense or have much of a plot but I'm told this is a prerequisite to getting a gig at Fairfax Media so I'm cool with all that ATM.

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    In Brisbane and going to Lions training to speak to Beamer and Stef. about being in the home state of bananas and whether that fact will reinvigorate their careers.

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    How are you going to do that?

    You're supposed to be tied up to a chair ATM, dummy!

    he obviously escaped, get with it !!! Lol
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    How are you going to do that?You're supposed to be tied up to a chair ATM, dummy!

    I know you can add more WJ. Great reading.

    I want to know how you get free from your chairs on the love boat to get your hands on the cassette.....

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    I know you can add more WJ. Great reading.

    I want to know how you get free from your chairs on the love boat to get your hands on the cassette.....

    Maybe it was a banana lounge and Redleg ate it.

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    Maybe it was a banana lounge and Redleg ate it.

    Very good Dr I really like it.

    I think you are in front today so far for the best quip

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    Maybe it was a banana lounge and Redleg ate it.

    Looking at my gut lately that is quite possible.

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