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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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Hangon if you do not appreciate a little humour in this bleak period I am sorry for you.

Leave us all here having some resonable discussion and a bit of fun.

It is called "not the Tom scully Thread" for a reason.

don't feed the troll old dee :)

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    don't feed the troll old dee :)

    I thought trolls ate mushrooms not bananas.

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    You can make anything you like of stats but here is an interesting one.

    how many games have we lost by 9+ goals over the last 4 year. Below is the result from my investigation

    2008 7

    2009 6

    2010 2

    2011 7 with 4 games to go.

    So this year we are equal to our bottom out year and we still have 4 games to go, sunday could easily add another.

    looks stark against last year.

    What it clearly says to me is that we have gone backwards in a big way.

    To have as bad a year as 2008 is amazing.

    Any thoughts?

    Edited by old dee

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    You can make anything you like of stats but here is an interesting one.

    how many games have we lost by 9+ goals over the last 4 year. Below is the result from my investigation

    2008 7

    2009 6

    2010 2

    2011 7 with 4 games to go.

    So this year we are equal to our bottom out year and we still have 4 games to go, sunday could easily add another.

    looks stark against last year.

    What it clearly says to me is that we have gone backwards in a big way.

    To have as bad a year as 2008 is amazing.

    Any thoughts?

    thanks for the stats old dee but we didn't really need them to work that one out

    i remember looking forward to this season.....everything seemed to be on the up on and off field

    but what a stinker.......i'm still shaking my head in disbelief......now where did i put that bourbon

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    thanks for the stats old dee but we didn't really need them to work that one out

    i remember looking forward to this season.....everything seemed to be on the up on and off field

    but what a stinker.......i'm still shaking my head in disbelief......now where did i put that bourbon

    Ditto

    Single malt DC much better.

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    Ditto

    Single malt DC much better.

    I actually enjoy the odd vodka with some lime and lemonade or kahlua on ice.

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    I actually enjoy the odd vodka with some lime and lemonade or kahlua on ice.

    have not tried the first option I will have to give it a go.

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    have not tried the first option I will have to give it a go.

    If you were watching the Geelong game on TV you would probably have 5 or 6.

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    You can make anything you like of stats but here is an interesting one.

    how many games have we lost by 9+ goals over the last 4 year. Below is the result from my investigation

    2008 7

    2009 6

    2010 2

    2011 7 with 4 games to go.

    So this year we are equal to our bottom out year and we still have 4 games to go, sunday could easily add another.

    looks stark against last year.

    What it clearly says to me is that we have gone backwards in a big way.

    To have as bad a year as 2008 is amazing.

    Any thoughts?

    And then the win/loss ratio...3 out of 22 in 2008, 7.5 out of 18 in 2011.

    We're still winning games. I blame the inconsistency on our leadership group, if that exists. It's normally only a few players under 23 who can hold their head high after a big loss.

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    I actually enjoy the odd vodka with some lime and lemonade or kahlua on ice.

    Love a white russian or 3...

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    Love a white russian or 3...

    Might have one back in the side this week.

    PS. I know he is not really russian.

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    Can't drink scotch anymore. Gives me too much of a sore head like our club. These days I'm into like the TV commercial "el tranquilo" feeling. A fine Cuban Rum like Havana Club or Santiago De Cuba. Or if I feel like singing a few verses of What shall we do with a Drunken Sailor then Pusser's Navy Rum from the Virgin Islands does the job.

    Edited by america de cali

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    Can't drink scotch anymore. Gives me too much of a sore head like our club. These days I'm into like the TV conmmercial "el tranquilo" feeling. A fine Cuban Rum like Havana Club or Santiago De Cuba. Or if I feel like singing a few verses of What shall we do with a Drunken Sailor then Pusser's Navy Rum from the Virgin Islands does the job.

    ADC Now that is a traveloge if ever I heard one.

    I may need to lay in a supply before sunday!

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    ADC Now that is a traveloge if ever I heard one.

    I may need to lay in a supply before sunday!

    Only have to go as far as Dan Murphy's.

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    Had dinner at George Koulambaris' new restaurant- St. Katherines tonight. Would highly recommend.

    I may have sweet talked my way to some free desserts from him too B)

    Edited by Jaded

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    Had dinner at George Koulambaris' new restaurant- St. Katherines tonight. Would highly recommend.

    I may have sweet talked my way to some free desserts from him too B)

    Did you get the free desserts, what were they?

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    Where is St Katherine's Jaded ?

    Same place as Lady Hamilton's virtue...

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    Same place as Lady Hamilton's virtue...

    Oh yes...

    Cotham Rd , Kew.

    From the website:

    At St Katherine's you can arrange to have a whole Suckling Pig cooked on the rotisserie, just for your table! For just $85 per person, you'll be treated to a meal designed around the beast.

    This beast looks alright...love the rotisserie..

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    Oh yes...

    Cotham Rd , Kew.

    From the website:

    This beast looks alright...love the rotisserie..

    Wow, that is some seriously expensive roast pig. Who can afford that these days? Nah! better not mention any names.

    Edited by america de cali

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    You can make anything you like of stats but here is an interesting one.

    how many games have we lost by 9+ goals over the last 4 year. Below is the result from my investigation

    2008 7

    2009 6

    2010 2

    2011 7 with 4 games to go.

    So this year we are equal to our bottom out year and we still have 4 games to go, sunday could easily add another.

    looks stark against last year.

    What it clearly says to me is that we have gone backwards in a big way.

    To have as bad a year as 2008 is amazing.

    Any thoughts?

    Thanks for that Old Dee! Just when I thought my football world was at its lowest ebb for years, you go ahead and make it irrefutable. $h*t!

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    Thanks for that Old Dee! Just when I thought my football world was at its lowest ebb for years, you go ahead and make it irrefutable. $h*t!

    Sorry I was not trying to make your day worse.

    unfortunately them is d facts

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