The No T$ No B$ Thread

[Redleg 41,700]

2 hours ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

🎵 Banananart, banananart, banananart, nart, nart-nart! 🎵

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WgSdB6IQJI

Well I did get into music.

[daisycutter 29,795]

4 hours ago, Redleg said:

I knew I should have gone into banana art.

i think it was all about the duct-tape though, red

duct-tape is a big fetish item in the states.  uncle can explain the delights of duct-tape to you

[Redleg 41,700]

14 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

i think it was all about the duct-tape though, red

duct-tape is a big fetish item in the states.  uncle can explain the delights of duct-tape to you

Maybe I could duct tape one of uncle’s old wine casks and sell it for millions.

[daisycutter 29,795]

4 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Maybe I could duct tape one of uncle’s old wine casks and sell it for millions.

just check it hasn't already been done

[640MD 3,482]

16 hours ago, daisycutter said:

just check it hasn't already been done

I do believe some mongrel ate the said banana that was taped to the frame, and I am sure the cask will be empty if BBO is finished with it,   is there a difference ?  Like a tree falling, if you did not see it fall how do you know it did.

Edited December 4, 2024 by 640MD
Cask not barrell

[640MD 3,482]

And can I ask why there are implied asides/insults/accuses being made against Demonlands most favourite uncle? Qui bei 

[ManDee 7,231]

5 minutes ago, 640MD said:

And can I ask why there are implied asides/insults/accuses being made against Demonlands most favourite uncle? Qui bei 

I think you will find the comments are accurate descriptions of often repeated behaviours. 🙂

[Timothy Reddan-A'Blew 5,430]

1 minute ago, ManDee said:

I think you will find the comments are accurate descriptions of often repeated behaviours. 🙂

Yes, no need to worry on Uncle's behalf, @640MD; I rather see him comfortably armchaired, pairing said asides/insults/accusations with a nice St Henris shiraz.

[hemingway 7,633]

3 minutes ago, ManDee said:

I think you will find the comments are accurate descriptions of often repeated behaviours. 🙂

Don’t forget that Uncle loves the attention and notoriety that he gets on this site and thread in particular. No one takes him seriously but for all his delusional behaviour he is a much loved fixture of this place. Strangely when I visited Romsey some time ago no one had heard of him or the Manor. Very strange indeed. I concluded that his notoriety had led his to retreat to an anonymous life in one of the housing estates of that locale. 

[ManDee 7,231]

2 minutes ago, hemingway said:

Don’t forget that Uncle loves the attention and notoriety that he gets on this site and thread in particular. No one takes him seriously but for all his delusional behaviour he is a much loved fixture of this place. Strangely when I visited Romsey some time ago no one had heard of him or the Manor. Very strange indeed. I concluded that his notoriety had led his to retreat to an anonymous life in one of the housing estates of that locale. 

I believe he has spent much time in SE Asia on his cultural exploration journey, only returning when Shiraz stocks became depleted. The Thai police have also had trouble locating him or so I'm told. Perhaps his disguises are working. It was alleged that he has been seen in a suit!

[Redleg 41,700]

31 minutes ago, 640MD said:

And can I ask why there are implied asides/insults/accuses being made against Demonlands most favourite uncle? Qui bei 

He is an easy target and the creator of most of the ammunition used against him.

Either that or his maid gossips.

[Timothy Reddan-A'Blew 5,430]

13 minutes ago, hemingway said:

Don’t forget that Uncle loves the attention and notoriety that he gets on this site and thread in particular. No one takes him seriously but for all his delusional behaviour he is a much loved fixture of this place. Strangely when I visited Romsey some time ago no one had heard of him or the Manor. Very strange indeed. I concluded that his notoriety had led his to retreat to an anonymous life in one of the housing estates of that locale. 

No! Getouttahere!

[daisycutter 29,795]

i feel obliged to come to uncle bitter's defence here

i can assure you that in the nefarious s&m world he inhabits, he is considered quite woke

[layzie 34,108]

Ahead of his time. 

[Timothy Reddan-A'Blew 5,430]

1 hour ago, layzie said:

Ahead of his time. 

And occasionally, no doubt...

Time off his head.

[Ghostwriter 2,401]

Hey all 👋 have yet to post in this, the crème de la crème of Demonland threads. Thought now is a good time to post something since it’s a very quiet time in the world of footy. This happened a couple of nights ago…

Got Maccas DoorDashed to mine and noticed a couple of items were missing. This has happened before and DoorDash aren’t exactly quick to respond when contacted. But this time they were very quick and very helpful, which puzzled me.

Then I saw the photo the DoorDasher had taken when he delivered the food, and now I think I know why they were so quick to help.😂

 

 

🤭🤭🤭

[forever demons 2,249]

Well spooky a girl of you charm and beauty needs a dont argue to keep potential suitors at bay

[Redleg 41,700]

2 hours ago, Ghostwriter said:

Hey all 👋 have yet to post in this, the crème de la crème of Demonland threads. Thought now is a good time to post something since it’s a very quiet time in the world of footy. This happened a couple of nights ago…

Got Maccas DoorDashed to mine and noticed a couple of items were missing. This has happened before and DoorDash aren’t exactly quick to respond when contacted. But this time they were very quick and very helpful, which puzzled me.

Then I saw the photo the DoorDasher had taken when he delivered the food, and now I think I know why they were so quick to help.😂

 

 

🤭🤭🤭

Those bats can come in handy.

[daisycutter 29,795]

5 hours ago, Ghostwriter said:

Hey all 👋 have yet to post in this, the crème de la crème of Demonland threads. Thought now is a good time to post something since it’s a very quiet time in the world of footy. This happened a couple of nights ago…

Got Maccas DoorDashed to mine and noticed a couple of items were missing. This has happened before and DoorDash aren’t exactly quick to respond when contacted. But this time they were very quick and very helpful, which puzzled me.

Then I saw the photo the DoorDasher had taken when he delivered the food, and now I think I know why they were so quick to help.😂

 

 

🤭🤭🤭

i didn't know you were worried a certain poster might pay you a visit 😮

it looks just like one i keep handy 😎 great minds think alike

[Ghostwriter 2,401]

3 hours ago, Redleg said:

Those bats can come in handy.

I hope I never have to use it.

 I also keep a cricket bat under my bed. I really hope I never have to use that either. It’s a Gunn & Moore, worth quite a bit. I’d hate to see blood and bits of brain on it. 😭

[daisycutter 29,795]

13 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

I’d hate to see blood and bits of brain on it. 😭

you'd never make a filth back pocket player, then

[Timothy Reddan-A'Blew 5,430]

6 hours ago, Ghostwriter said:

1...have yet to post in this, the crème de la crème of Demonland threads....

2...I saw the photo the DoorDasher had taken when he delivered the food...

1. 😉

2. Um...

     Why do they take a picture?

     How do you have it?

(I am not a modern consumer)

[BAMF 4,402]

1 hour ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

1. 😉

2. Um...

     Why do they take a picture?

     How do you have it?

(I am not a modern consumer)

They take a picture and send it through the app to prove they have delivered it.

Ive had a few occasions where Ive had to retrieve it from my neighbours door.

[Redleg 41,700]

Congrats Tom and Ruby McDonald and kids on new family member Hildie.

[Lexinator 1,741]

18 hours ago, Ghostwriter said:

Hey all 👋 have yet to post in this, the crème de la crème of Demonland threads. Thought now is a good time to post something since it’s a very quiet time in the world of footy. This happened a couple of nights ago…

Got Maccas DoorDashed to mine and noticed a couple of items were missing. This has happened before and DoorDash aren’t exactly quick to respond when contacted. But this time they were very quick and very helpful, which puzzled me.

Then I saw the photo the DoorDasher had taken when he delivered the food, and now I think I know why they were so quick to help.😂

 

 

🤭🤭🤭

A necessity these days. Spook the crooks and the doordashers to not mess with your food or house! 🤪