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4 hours ago, Redleg said:

I knew I should have gone into banana art.

i think it was all about the duct-tape though, red

duct-tape is a big fetish item in the states.  uncle can explain the delights of duct-tape to you

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Posted
14 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

i think it was all about the duct-tape though, red

duct-tape is a big fetish item in the states.  uncle can explain the delights of duct-tape to you

Maybe I could duct tape one of uncle’s old wine casks and sell it for millions.

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Posted
4 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Maybe I could duct tape one of uncle’s old wine casks and sell it for millions.

just check it hasn't already been done

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Posted (edited)
16 hours ago, daisycutter said:

just check it hasn't already been done

I do believe some mongrel ate the said banana that was taped to the frame, and I am sure the cask will be empty if BBO is finished with it,   is there a difference ?  Like a tree falling, if you did not see it fall how do you know it did.

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Cask not barrell
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Posted

And can I ask why there are implied asides/insults/accuses being made against Demonlands most favourite uncle? Qui bei 

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Posted
5 minutes ago, 640MD said:

And can I ask why there are implied asides/insults/accuses being made against Demonlands most favourite uncle? Qui bei 

I think you will find the comments are accurate descriptions of often repeated behaviours. 🙂

Posted
1 minute ago, ManDee said:

I think you will find the comments are accurate descriptions of often repeated behaviours. 🙂

Yes, no need to worry on Uncle's behalf, @640MD; I rather see him comfortably armchaired, pairing said asides/insults/accusations with a nice St Henris shiraz.


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3 minutes ago, ManDee said:

I think you will find the comments are accurate descriptions of often repeated behaviours. 🙂

Don’t forget that Uncle loves the attention and notoriety that he gets on this site and thread in particular. No one takes him seriously but for all his delusional behaviour he is a much loved fixture of this place. Strangely when I visited Romsey some time ago no one had heard of him or the Manor. Very strange indeed. I concluded that his notoriety had led his to retreat to an anonymous life in one of the housing estates of that locale. 

Posted
2 minutes ago, hemingway said:

Don’t forget that Uncle loves the attention and notoriety that he gets on this site and thread in particular. No one takes him seriously but for all his delusional behaviour he is a much loved fixture of this place. Strangely when I visited Romsey some time ago no one had heard of him or the Manor. Very strange indeed. I concluded that his notoriety had led his to retreat to an anonymous life in one of the housing estates of that locale. 

I believe he has spent much time in SE Asia on his cultural exploration journey, only returning when Shiraz stocks became depleted. The Thai police have also had trouble locating him or so I'm told. Perhaps his disguises are working. It was alleged that he has been seen in a suit!

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Posted
31 minutes ago, 640MD said:

And can I ask why there are implied asides/insults/accuses being made against Demonlands most favourite uncle? Qui bei 

He is an easy target and the creator of most of the ammunition used against him.

Either that or his maid gossips.

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Posted
13 minutes ago, hemingway said:

Don’t forget that Uncle loves the attention and notoriety that he gets on this site and thread in particular. No one takes him seriously but for all his delusional behaviour he is a much loved fixture of this place. Strangely when I visited Romsey some time ago no one had heard of him or the Manor. Very strange indeed. I concluded that his notoriety had led his to retreat to an anonymous life in one of the housing estates of that locale. 

No! Getouttahere!

Posted

i feel obliged to come to uncle bitter's defence here

i can assure you that in the nefarious s&m world he inhabits, he is considered quite woke

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Posted
1 hour ago, layzie said:

Ahead of his time. 

And occasionally, no doubt...

Time off his head.

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