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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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I have had 11 small banana smoothies over 11 days.

I can’t work out why I have gained weight.

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    1 hour ago, Redleg said:

    I have had 11 small banana smoothies over 11 days.

    I can’t work out why I have gained weight.

    Could not be the bananas! 

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    On 03/11/2024 at 12:18, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I am very well thank you Frog. 
    I am sitting by The Manor’s pond encouraging the cat to stalk and devour some of your cousins!

    You do know big fella that we are descended from Vikings?  So things may not end well for your cats. Talking of cats you are making me feel hungry 😋 

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    On 03/11/2024 at 09:05, Red and Bluebeard said:

    Good to have you back DF. Not much banana-related developments of late (unless you count the interest in the off-field workings of the Dees, over which the football "journalism" community appear to have gone bananas ... :-) )

    I love eating/drinking a banana 🍌 or two 😋 😍 and currently glad I don't hear a lot of what is going on in Demonland as Apparently I must know what is happening at Fremantle and the Eagles.  Will my suffering ever STOP?

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    On 03/11/2024 at 14:50, Redleg said:

    I have had 11 small banana smoothies over 11 days.

    I can’t work out why I have gained weight.

    Your wearing heavier shoes 👞 and clothes as nothing bad would come from consuming bananas 🍌 😋 😜 😉 

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    4 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

    Your wearing heavier shoes 👞 and clothes as nothing bad would come from consuming bananas 🍌 😋 😜 😉 

    That’s what I think too.

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    23 minutes ago, Whispering_Jack said:

    I am aware that it’s forbidden to use his name around here but I thought readers should be aware that since his retirement from football, the lad has made good establishing a massive trucking empire.

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    Commitment to the family company is admirable but that is a weird t-shirt his dad is wearing.

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    44 minutes ago, Whispering_Jack said:

    I am aware that it’s forbidden to use his name around here but I thought readers should be aware that since his retirement from football, the lad has made good establishing a massive trucking empire.

    IMG_7076.thumb.jpeg.f588c96e52a1b33690e2573ed5000ab8.jpeg

    Where are the mods when needed?

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    5 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Where are the mods when needed?

    Exactly, I think Jack should given a week off.

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    19 hours ago, old dee said:

    Exactly, I think Jack should given a week off.

    I think he has just had 4 weeks off already.

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    Anything much happening around here this week?

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    11 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Anything much happening around here this week?

    I've just completed a cultural tour of Thailand and will be returning to The Manor tomorrow. 

    I expect I will receive a warm welcome from the good citizens of Romsey. 

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    3 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I've just completed a cultural tour of Thailand and will be returning to The Manor tomorrow. 

    I expect I will receive a warm welcome from the good citizens of Romsey. 

    I am sure you will have been missed.

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    16 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I've just completed a cultural tour of Thailand and will be returning to The Manor tomorrow. 

    I expect I will receive a warm welcome from the good citizens of Romsey. 

    <Non-PC warning...>

    Accompanied by any *cough* 'staff' augmentation? 😉

    Edited by Timothy Reddan-A'Blew

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    22 hours ago, Timothy Reddan-A&#x27;Blew said:

    <Non-PC warning...>

    Accompanied by any *cough* 'staff' augmentation? 😉

    Very perceptive Tim!

    My in depth cultural studies have provided me with a number of ideas ( albeit some rather abstract ) that I will expect my domestic aides  to implement with vigour and enthusiasm.

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    4 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Very perceptive Tim!

    My in depth cultural studies have provided me with a number of ideas ( albeit some rather abstract ) that I will expect my domestic aides  to implement with vigour and enthusiasm.

    So, ideas rather than actual staff (my initial suspicion)?

    Your domestics are indeed lucky to have a seigneur with such care for their job security and intellectual advancement.

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    I am sure Bitter’s domestics are absolutely thrilled to work under him.

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    2 hours ago, Master Deebater said:

    Is BBO a lawyer or does he need one?

    I think he is a lawyer, but needs a better one.

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    4 hours ago, Master Deebater said:

    Is BBO a lawyer or does he need one?

    I think he is an importer/exporter of fine wines and other undisclosed substances/items that may or may not have been declared at the border.

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    18 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

    I think he is an importer/exporter of fine wines and other undisclosed substances/items that may or may not have been declared at the border.

    His favourite wines have a spigot on the cask.

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    1 minute ago, Redleg said:

    His favourite wines have a spigot on the cask.

    My old mum drank "fruity Lexia" obtained from a cask, but the cardboard was not very strong, and the spigot drooped,  as it got older.

    Such is Life.

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