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1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

how about a-round banana?

Round Bananas (Strange Fruits) - YouTube

Now we are talking. Superfood.

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    On 22/01/2024 at 07:46, Bitter but optimistic said:

    It seems that, once again, truth wins the day. There actually is a UBO dc.

    UNIVERSITÉ DE BRETAGNE OCCIDENTALE 

    Based in the Breton port city of Brest, UBO in June 2023 declared an ambition to be known as the "Oceanic university of France". While this aspiration led to some concern that other disciplines might be downgraded, it suits the university’s location and existing profile. 

    Founded in 1971, UBO has a roll of around 22,000 students, about two-thirds of them undergraduates, both in Brest and at its base in Quimper. 

    The 14,500 undergraduates divide between the faculties of letters and human science, sports and exercise science, science and technology, medicine and health, dentistry and law, economics and management.

    The student association motto is 'Brest is best'.

    Also, what is going on with the departments there?

    sports and exercise science - okay

    science and technology - yep

    medicine and health - mm-hmm

    dentistry and law - WHAT?

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    On 22/01/2024 at 17:01, Ethan Tremblay said:

    Perhaps bitters, perhaps. I went to this job once where the bloke had been dead in a spa-bath for three weeks. The jets in the bath were still going when we walked in. The boss wasn’t too happy when I titled the job “human soup” within the report. I haven’t been able to eat a lamb shank since. 

    Ugh. Even regular spas accumulate a layer of white fat residue on the sides just like stewpots do if you don't clean them out right away. Knew a guy who had to drain out and scrape the sides of the AIS heated spas once a fortnight. You wouldn't think all those athletes would leave behind so much fat.

    I... respect the necessity of very dark humour. #ganzersyndrome

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    12 hours ago, Little Goffy said:

    Ugh. Even regular spas accumulate a layer of white fat residue on the sides just like stewpots do if you don't clean them out right away. Knew a guy who had to drain out and scrape the sides of the AIS heated spas once a fortnight. You wouldn't think all those athletes would leave behind so much fat.

    I... respect the necessity of very dark humour. #ganzersyndrome

    Bloody hell Goffy! 

    I am trying to unremember reading that.

    My Australia Day snags won't be the quite same today!

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    38 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

    Happy Australia day folks.

     

    With so many woke wankers telling me what I should or should or should not celebrate, I went and purchased an Aussie flag to adorn The Manor’s dog ute.

    First time I’ve done that. 

    ( The flag was made in China and purchased from a Lebanese operated thrift shop.  That’s multiculturalism at its best! )

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    1 hour ago, Moonshadow said:

    75th India Republic Day as well!

    That's a lot of republics! 😁

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    On 26/01/2024 at 10:47, Moonshadow said:

    75th India Republic Day as well!

    They're celebrating by having a national day of telling Muslims they don't belong.

    I wish I was kidding.

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    On 26/01/2024 at 10:44, Bitter but optimistic said:

    With so many woke wankers telling me what I should or should or should not celebrate, I went and purchased an Aussie flag to adorn The Manor’s dog ute.

    First time I’ve done that. 

    ( The flag was made in China and purchased from a Lebanese operated thrift shop.  That’s multiculturalism at its best! )

    Meanwhile I've been trying to locate some plastic straws on the black market.

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    7 minutes ago, Little Goffy said:

    They're celebrating by having a national day of telling Muslims they don't belong.

    I wish I was kidding.

    Seems to be a similar situation in Gaza.

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    2 hours ago, leave it to deever said:

    Meanwhile I've been trying to locate some plastic straws on the black market.

    Having a terrible time finding a reliable supplier of leaded petrol, too!

    I get mine flown in from Cambodia.

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    On 25/01/2024 at 20:36, Little Goffy said:

    The student association motto is 'Brest is best'.

    Also, what is going on with the departments there?

    sports and exercise science - okay

    science and technology - yep

    medicine and health - mm-hmm

    dentistry and law - WHAT?

    Now you're milking it.

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    15 hours ago, redandbluemakepurple said:

    Now you're milking it.

    Better not. The area is famous for its natural salt production and impenetrable hedges.

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    23 hours ago, Little Goffy said:

    Having a terrible time finding a reliable supplier of leaded petrol, too!

    I get mine flown in from Cambodia.

    We could combine freight costs.

    I import a lot of Sassafras oil from the old Khmer govt.

    Edited by Biffen
    Vivid Hallucinations

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    On 26/01/2024 at 10:47, Moonshadow said:

    75th India Republic Day as well!

    The old jewel in the Crown eh..

    Do they still bring tiffen out for those that like to safari?

    Might organise a hunt .

    Looking for Rickshaw and Pallanquin operators as we speak.

    Bitters prefers the pallanquin.

    I think the bumpy roads play havoc with his gout.

    Me-I rough it in the rickshaw and hunt straight from the seat.

    If theres a duck at 12 O'clock and I yell DUCK It can really slow down proceedings.

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    I better not post here in case grapeviney sees it and takes another point off me and bans me for life

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    Why does the cricket team have two all rounders?

    It's not even like one of them gets to bowl much .

    Carey is a good wkeeper but he's no batsman.

    We are effectively two batsmen short.

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    52 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

    Why does the cricket team have two all rounders?

    It's not even like one of them gets to bowl much .

    Carey is a good wkeeper but he's no batsman.

    We are effectively two batsmen short.

    If we lose, it’s because Head and Labuschagne were abysmal this match.

    Interesting also that we declared behind the WI score and we are within that deficit now.

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    6 for 60 while playing with a broken toe… 🤯

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    why did smith take the single with 8 runs required and expose hazelwood to joseph

    incredibly dumb at that stage 

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    11 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    why did smith take the single with 8 runs required and expose hazelwood to joseph

    incredibly dumb at that stage 

    Un-Australian.

    I'm glad we lost.

    Hopefully they'll learn to shut up and just play cricket.

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    1 hour ago, Redleg said:

    If we lose, it’s because Head and Labuschagne were abysmal this match.

    Interesting also that we declared behind the WI score and we are within that deficit now.

    Bad games.

    But lost at selecting two all rounders.

    We don't need six bowlers given the quality of four of them.

    It's just silly choosing Greene and Marsh.

    One maybe.

    Also there must be other options other than Carey who averages around 23.

    But credit to a great effort from a young Wi team.

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