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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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5 hours ago, Redleg said:

I am waiting for the inevitable pair of Koreans joke.

we had a kid at school called ian. he used to disgust us when eating apples. he ate it all including core and pips

bonus points if you can guess his nickname

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    Too much Disneyland in the 60’s !

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    9 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    we had a kid at school called ian. he used to disgust us when eating apples. he ate it all including core and pips

    bonus points if you can guess his nickname

    Granny.

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    51 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    bonus points still up for grabs

     

    Jonney appleseed

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    11 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    we had a kid at school called ian. he used to disgust us when eating apples. he ate it all including core and pips

    bonus points if you can guess his nickname

    Corey Ter

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    12 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    we had a kid at school called ian. he used to disgust us when eating apples. he ate it all including core and pips

    bonus points if you can guess his nickname

    Horse

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    😁

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    Tennis shaping up as a good test for the demon.

    Hope we have him decked out in the red and blue    and that he doesnt make a straight sets exit.

    unlikely as he is the best example of competitiveness since Leighton.

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    2 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    tsk, tsk ... you all must be taking the [censored] 😮

    Snake.

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    On 08/01/2024 at 08:39, daisycutter said:

    bonus points still up for grabs

     

    Bob.

    Wormy.

    Eve.

    Newton.

    Steve Jobs &/or Mac.

    Toucan.

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    like Newton but really dont have any idea although we had a couple of kids who did same.

    It was seen as an unusual practice

    One was called Hungry but mainly coz that was the way he played sports, his name was Kevin so he later got called Bartlett on the footy field.

    Cant remember the name of the other kid who was also a little weird. Probably went on to head to a major corporate and is now well retired on the gold coast.

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    7 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    the clue is in the post that it replied to

    Core-Ian. 

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    15 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    the clue is in the post that it replied to

    Pear.

    Kim.

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    well done wcw - korean it was

    i thought it was so obvious and that posters must be joshing me

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    3 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    well done wcw - korean it was

    i thought it was so obvious and that posters must be joshing me

    I can finish one daily cryptic crossword a month.

    I've got a good one though.

    I worked with a bloke who only ever did 4 hours a day.

    Can anyone here guess his moniker?

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    1 hour ago, Biffen said:

    I can finish one daily cryptic crossword a month.

    I've got a good one though.

    I worked with a bloke who only ever did 4 hours a day.

    Can anyone here guess his moniker?

    quad?

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    His first name was Lee.

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