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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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3 minutes ago, Lucifers Hero said:

That word connected in even the slightest way to BBO  is very scary so I would advise my friend  WCW to stay well away!!

Advice well and truly taken, Luci. 🙏 

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    Just now, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Maybe they’re better off not knowing. 🤪

    I suspect most wouldn't get past the DL censor anyway!

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    Change of subject, hope nobody minds.

    I wiki’d the young Afghani bowler Noor Ahmad and I’m wondering what his mum would think of how she’s listed in his bio…

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    😳

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    37 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Change of subject, hope nobody minds.

    I wiki’d the young Afghani bowler Noor Ahmad and I’m wondering what his mum would think of how she’s listed in his bio…


    😳

    She has been bestowed a high honor these days in Afghanistan; there's no number after her 'name'.

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    12 hours ago, leave it to deever said:

    Gee your family were doing well in the 70s with a trip to Hawaii.

    I thought Lakes Entrance was pretty Cosmopolitan back then and as far as we ever ventured barring our all out campervan holiday in Merrimbula. 

    No better time than '74' LD.

    One Aussie dollar was buying 1.48 USDs!

    Unfortunatley it has spiralled into insignificance ever since being floated with one very short lived exception in 2010.

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    3 hours ago, Lucifers Hero said:

    I suspect most wouldn't get past the DL censor anyway!

    Get it right pls Luci ... Skynet!

    I suggest everyone starts using the correct name unless you all want to be terminated...

    terminator GIF

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    5 hours ago, Demon Dynasty said:

    No better time than '74' LD.

    One Aussie dollar was buying 1.48 USDs!

    Unfortunatley it has spiralled into insignificance ever since being floated with one very short lived exception in 2010.

    I got married in 1974, best decision ever. 

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    4 hours ago, old dee said:

    I got married in 1974, best decision ever. 

    I had no idea Mrs Old was also a Demons supporter before you met her. 

    Impeccable taste OD.

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    15 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Calling @Jaded No More    A few above, mentioning you without the required deference - I think some retribution is justified. 

     

    (I'm not a dobber )

    Glad to see you stoking Jaded's fire Uncle.

    A bit too layed back at times so a little prod here and there can't hurt...

    :mahoney2:

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    30 minutes ago, Demon Dynasty said:

    I had no idea Mrs Old was also a Demons supporter before you met her. 

    Impeccable taste OD.

    Sadly she is actually a pie DD.

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    7 minutes ago, old dee said:

    Sadly she is actually a pie DD.

    Crikey.  Must've been some interesting 'fly on the wall' moments over the years then Mr Old.

    Don't let her within a bull's roar of this site.  She may not speak to you again!

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    10 minutes ago, Neil Crompton said:

    Congrats @Redleg for Pinstripes making the cut. Assuming you and the gang will be there at the Valley on 28th. Is this the year of the outsider? 

    The gang will be there, but I am off to Queensland for a break.

    Drew the outside as usual. I think best possible result will be a midfield finish.

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    I see the person we are not allowed to discuss has made the headlines this afternoon after saving a guy while surfing. Seems the guy dislocated his shoulder in the water in Bali. Good work SG. 

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    I know I'm biased, but how good is Big Ange going at the moment

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    On 21/10/2023 at 22:13, daisycutter said:

    hey monbon, just caught up with your awful news.  sincere condolences to you and your better half.  sometimes life really sucks and is grossly unfair. i wish you a better future.

    dc

    Yes indeed

     Very sorry to hear it Monbon. Condolences to you and the family.

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    19 hours ago, old dee said:

    I see the person we are not allowed to discuss has made the headlines this afternoon after saving a guy while surfing. Seems the guy dislocated his shoulder in the water in Bali. Good work SG. 

    I wouldn't worry about that, OD. It was hardly discussed in the Merdeyuk media's coverage, either, before they used it as an excuse to launch back into every other thing they salivate about to do with MFC, circa 2023 😄

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    On 24/10/2023 at 19:54, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Thanks for sharing a childhood video of your good self Jaded.

    hmmm... first a 'dobber' now an 'ingratiator'...  a slippery slope in the making...!! 😉

     

    Just joking!!

     

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    On 24/10/2023 at 19:54, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Thanks for sharing a childhood video of your good self Jaded.

    Did you think for a moment, BBO, that @Jaded No More may have sent that video as a warning to you? I mean, a lady of her intelligence and class surely wouldn’t tolerate dobbers  and brown-nosers. 

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    4 hours ago, Neil Crompton said:

    Did you think for a moment, BBO, that @Jaded No More may have sent that video as a warning to you?

    I mean, a lady of her intelligence and class surely wouldn’t tolerate dobbers  and brown-nosers. 

    Reckon Jaded had others in her sights...who shall remain nameless 🤐

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    Can’t wait for the draft to be over, so we call in the builders, to repair all the houses that we will be training down in the pre season.

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    3 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Can’t wait for the draft to be over, so we call in the builders, to repair all the houses that we will be training down in the pre season.

    Perhaps we should rename as the Whelans. 

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    23 hours ago, Neil Crompton said:

    Did you think for a moment, BBO, that @Jaded No More may have sent that video as a warning to you? I mean, a lady of her intelligence and class surely wouldn’t tolerate dobbers  and brown-nosers. 

    You don't think you're over estimating the talent and quality of this draft prospect somewhat NC? 🤭

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    23 hours ago, Lucifers Hero said:

    Reckon Jaded had others in her sights...who shall remain nameless 🤐

    🙋‍♀️

    That’d be me. I’m not worried in the slightest though. I reckon I’d take her down with one hand tied behind my back.

    Says me from behind the safety of a keyboard and monitor. 😁

    PS: hi Jaded! Loveya lots. 💕

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