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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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10 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I am moved to tears by your heartfelt concern red.

( Now how do I give myself a vomit emoji ?)

The fact that Pickett hasn't been on to this by now is of huge concern.

Hope he's ok!

He's been vomiting his way across and over 'land' for many days now 

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We have really thrown away a potential flag. We beat both those GF sides this season.

 
2 hours ago, Redleg said:

We have really thrown away a potential flag. We beat both those GF sides this season.

Just us and Essendon, who beat us.

Go figure.

And yes, we did. But I'm hoping to enjoy 2024 on its merits, not with baggage.

And meanwhile we've got this:

https://www.melbournefc.com.au/video/1436492/aflw-team-song-melbourne?videoId=1436492&modal=true&type=video&publishFrom=1695373342001

 


53 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

Just us and Essendon, who beat us.

Go figure.

And yes, we did. But I'm hoping to enjoy 2024 on its merits, not with baggage.

And meanwhile we've got this:

https://www.melbournefc.com.au/video/1436492/aflw-team-song-melbourne?videoId=1436492&modal=true&type=video&publishFrom=1695373342001

 

Nowhere near Brisbane..you're kidding yourself. 

Everyone in the top half can have a win..its winning when it's tough or when it matters that makes a genuine Premiership team.

Both those sides also beat Melbourne this year...and how does the record vs Carlton fit into your rather childish argument 

34 minutes ago, IRW said:

Nowhere near Brisbane..you're kidding yourself. 

Everyone in the top half can have a win..its winning when it's tough or when it matters that makes a genuine Premiership team.

Both those sides also beat Melbourne this year...and how does the record vs Carlton fit into your rather childish argument 

Sorry, IRW; it did sound like I was mounting an argument. But, as 'Mad As Hell' (aren't we all?!) character Chris Lorax would say, it was 'Just a bit of fun...' Missed the mark, obviously.

And anyway, embarrassingly, I think I did get my facts wrong: was it Collingwood and Carlton only we and Essendon beat?

Nice to be considered childish, though, approaching the big Seven-O! (see, I can't help myself😁)

 
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Well at least we didn't kick badly this weekend.


3 hours ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

Sorry, IRW; it did sound like I was mounting an argument. But, as 'Mad As Hell' (aren't we all?!) character Chris Lorax would say, it was 'Just a bit of fun...' Missed the mark, obviously.

And anyway, embarrassingly, I think I did get my facts wrong: was it Collingwood and Carlton only we and Essendon beat?

Nice to be considered childish, though, approaching the big Seven-O! (see, I can't help myself😁)

You old [censored] !

4 hours ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

Sorry, IRW; it did sound like I was mounting an argument. But, as 'Mad As Hell' (aren't we all?!) character Chris Lorax would say, it was 'Just a bit of fun...' Missed the mark, obviously.

And anyway, embarrassingly, I think I did get my facts wrong: was it Collingwood and Carlton only we and Essendon beat?

Nice to be considered childish, though, approaching the big Seven-O! (see, I can't help myself😁)

Cheerful senility ,It always amuses my children as well.

Carry on by all means

 

2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

No offense intended @DeelightfulPlay but the vomit emoji has nothing to do with your cooking -  it's just been a while since I handed one out.... and I know you have a thing for them.

Don't worry - the only vomiting will be from me overstuffing myself with dumplings 😄


The best form of defence is attack because you can't defend the indefensible.

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Success is getting what you want.

Happiness is wanting what you get.

Are we successful, or just happy?

 

1 hour ago, Redleg said:

Success is getting what you want.

Happiness is wanting what you get.

Are we successful, or just happy?

 

I'll have six penn'orth of each, please, Sir. 

On 9/25/2023 at 8:53 AM, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

I'll have six penn'orth of each, please, Sir. 

a tuppence for your thoughts, trab

1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

a tuppence for your thoughts, trab

2021 still makes me happy (1 ha'penny)

Watching the girls makes me happy (1 ha'penny)

We were reigning premiers in all 3 'divisions' at some stage during 2022 (1 ha'penny)

We've got to be heavily interested in finals in 4 (nearly 5) of the last 6 years (1 ha'penny)

Do you need a receipt?

 


38 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

2021 still makes me happy (1 ha'penny)

Watching the girls makes me happy (1 ha'penny)

We were reigning premiers in all 3 'divisions' at some stage during 2022 (1 ha'penny)

We've got to be heavily interested in finals in 4 (nearly 5) of the last 6 years (1 ha'penny)

Do you need a receipt?

 

i'll survive without one, lol

p.s. you forgot the farthing for gst.  so all up with postage added,  a thruppence

3 hours ago, daisycutter said:

a tuppence for your thoughts, trab

My god we are old. Pence!

3 hours ago, old dee said:

My god we are old. Pence!

In danger of this thread slipping into Trump presidency contemplation, od!

 

Oh.

 
4 hours ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

2021 still makes me happy (1 ha'penny)

Watching the girls makes me happy (1 ha'penny)

We were reigning premiers in all 3 'divisions' at some stage during 2022 (1 ha'penny)

We've got to be heavily interested in finals in 4 (nearly 5) of the last 6 years (1 ha'penny)

Do you need a receipt?

 

It seems we have something in common Tim!

I like perving on sheilas too !

1 hour ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

In danger of this thread slipping into Trump presidency contemplation, od!

 

Oh.

How [censored] up is the good old US of A ?

That Trump is a strong possibility for nomination is both scarcely believable and frightening ...... but that he could actually be elected is the stuff of nightmares.


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