Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.
Demonland

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

Featured Replies

  • Author
1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:


I think I’ve got lucky and may have driver. Bitter charm is undeniable!!!

Be careful its not a serial killer, who is just trying to lure you home and steal your collar.

Edited by Redleg

  • Quote
    •  
    23 hours ago, Little Goffy said:

    You're not in Sydney, yeah?

    No, here in the Queen of the South.

  • Quote
    • Author
    3 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    No, here in the Queen of the South.

    Tasmania?

  • Quote
    •  

    Your poor old uncle bitter is not feeling very chipper today. 
    At the completion of yesterday’s long lunch. an old friend , and my good self, decided to pay a surprise visit to another old friend. 

    Said old friend owns a reception centre which boasts a cellar containing 60’000 ( yes 60k ) bottles of wine. 
    Great plan !!!!! FMD!!!!

  • Quote
    • Haha 5
    • Author
    16 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Your poor old uncle bitter is not feeling very chipper today. 
    At the completion of yesterday’s long lunch. an old friend , and my good self, decided to pay a surprise visit to another old friend. 

    Said old friend owns a reception centre which boasts a cellar containing 60’000 ( yes 60k ) bottles of wine. 
    Great plan !!!!! FMD!!!!

    How many casks?

    Do you still have your collar?

    Edited by Redleg

  • Quote
    • Haha 1

    1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Your poor old uncle bitter is not feeling very chipper today. 
    At the completion of yesterday’s long lunch. an old friend , and my good self, decided to pay a surprise visit to another old friend. 

    Said old friend owns a reception centre which boasts a cellar containing 60’000 ( yes 60k ) bottles of wine. 
    Great plan !!!!! FMD!!!!

    And then you found out you were direct descendants of Lord Mountbatten and had inherited a series of Loire Valley Chateaux, which is awful because you just know how dusty those things get.

  • Quote
    • Haha 2
    • Author
    1 hour ago, Little Goffy said:

    And then you found out you were direct descendants of Lord Mountbatten and had inherited a series of Loire Valley Chateaux, which is awful because you just know how dusty those things get.

    The dusty wine will fit in beautifully at the dusty Manor.

  • Quote
    • Like 1
     
    • Author
    1 hour ago, layzie said:

    I hate football. 

    Then stay on here.

  • Quote
    • Haha 1
    9 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Your poor old uncle bitter is not feeling very chipper today. 
    At the completion of yesterday’s long lunch. an old friend , and my good self, decided to pay a surprise visit to another old friend. 

    Said old friend owns a reception centre which boasts a cellar containing 60’000 ( yes 60k ) bottles of wine. 
    Great plan !!!!! FMD!!!!

    Can I be your old friends friend?

  • Quote
    • Haha 2
    • Clap 1

    On 9/22/2023 at 11:38 AM, Redleg said:

    How many casks?

    Do you still have your collar?

    I am moved to tears by your heartfelt concern red.

    ( Now how do I give myself a vomit emoji ?)

  • Quote
    • Haha 1
    • Author
    3 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I am moved to tears by your heartfelt concern red.

    ( Now how do I give myself a vomit emoji ?)

    I am not sure, but I think I am perceiving a hint of sarcasm.

  • Quote
    • Author

    Love that female Dees team, they are fantastic.

    My favourite, number 5 Tyla Hanks.

  • Quote
    • Love 1
    • Clap 2
    1 minute ago, Redleg said:

    Love that female Dees team, they are fantastic.

    My favourite, number 5 Tyla Hanks.

    What a team.

  • Quote

    10 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I am moved to tears by your heartfelt concern red.

    ( Now how do I give myself a vomit emoji ?)

    The fact that Pickett hasn't been on to this by now is of huge concern.

    Hope he's ok!

    He's been vomiting his way across and over 'land' for many days now 

    Edited by Demon Dynasty

  • Quote
    • Haha 2
    • Shocked 1
    • Author

    We have really thrown away a potential flag. We beat both those GF sides this season.

  • Quote
    2 hours ago, Redleg said:

    We have really thrown away a potential flag. We beat both those GF sides this season.

    Just us and Essendon, who beat us.

    Go figure.

    And yes, we did. But I'm hoping to enjoy 2024 on its merits, not with baggage.

    And meanwhile we've got this:

    https://www.melbournefc.com.au/video/1436492/aflw-team-song-melbourne?videoId=1436492&modal=true&type=video&publishFrom=1695373342001

     

  • Quote

    53 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

    Just us and Essendon, who beat us.

    Go figure.

    And yes, we did. But I'm hoping to enjoy 2024 on its merits, not with baggage.

    And meanwhile we've got this:

    https://www.melbournefc.com.au/video/1436492/aflw-team-song-melbourne?videoId=1436492&modal=true&type=video&publishFrom=1695373342001

     

    Nowhere near Brisbane..you're kidding yourself. 

    Everyone in the top half can have a win..its winning when it's tough or when it matters that makes a genuine Premiership team.

    Both those sides also beat Melbourne this year...and how does the record vs Carlton fit into your rather childish argument 

  • Quote
    34 minutes ago, IRW said:

    Nowhere near Brisbane..you're kidding yourself. 

    Everyone in the top half can have a win..its winning when it's tough or when it matters that makes a genuine Premiership team.

    Both those sides also beat Melbourne this year...and how does the record vs Carlton fit into your rather childish argument 

    Sorry, IRW; it did sound like I was mounting an argument. But, as 'Mad As Hell' (aren't we all?!) character Chris Lorax would say, it was 'Just a bit of fun...' Missed the mark, obviously.

    And anyway, embarrassingly, I think I did get my facts wrong: was it Collingwood and Carlton only we and Essendon beat?

    Nice to be considered childish, though, approaching the big Seven-O! (see, I can't help myself😁)

  • Quote
    • Haha 1
     
    • Author

    Well at least we didn't kick badly this weekend.

  • Quote
    • Sad 1

    Join the conversation

    You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

    Guest
    Unfortunately, your content contains terms that we do not allow. Please edit your content to remove the highlighted words below.
    Reply to this topic...
    https://demonland.com/forums/topic/27162-the-no-t-no-b-thread/
    Go to topic listing

    Featured Content

    • DRAFT: The Next Generation

      It was not long after the announcement that Melbourne's former number 1 draft pick Tom Scully was departing the club following 31 games and two relatively unremarkable seasons to join expansion team, the Greater Western Giants, on a six-year contract worth about $6 million, that a parody song based on Adele's hit "Someone Like You" surfaced on social media. The artist expressed lament over Scully's departure in song, culminating in the promise, "Never mind, we'll find someone like you," although I suspect that the undertone of bitterness in this version exceeded that of the original.

        • Clap
        • Thanks
        • Like
      • 6 replies
      Demonland

    • AFLW REPORT: Brisbane

      A steamy Springfield evening set the stage for a blockbuster top-four clash between two AFLW heavyweights. Brisbane, the bookies’ favourites, hosted Melbourne at a heaving Brighton Homes Arena, with 5,022 fans packing in—the biggest crowd for a Melbourne game this season. It was the 11th meeting between these fierce rivals, with the Dees holding a narrow 6–4 edge. But while the Lions brought the chaos and roared loudest, the Demons aren’t done yet.

        • Thanks
      • 5 replies
      Demonland

    • Welcome to Demonland: Picks 7 & 8

      The Demons have acquired two first round picks in Picks 7 & 8 in the 2025 AFL National Draft.

        • Clap
        • Love
        • Like
      • 480 replies
      Demonland

    • Farewell Clayton Oliver

      The Demons have traded 4 time Club Champion Clayton Oliver to the GWS Giants for a Future Third Rounder whilst paying a significant portion of his salary each year.

        • Thanks
        • Like
      • 2,050 replies
      Demonland

    • Farewell Christian Petracca

      The Demons have traded Norm Smith Medalist Christian Petracca to the Gold Coast Suns for 3 First Round Draft Picks.

        • Thanks
        • Like
      • 1,742 replies
      Demonland

    • Welcome to Demonland: Jack Steele

      In a late Trade the Demons have secured the services of St. Kilda Captain Jack Steele in a move to bolster their midfield in the absence of Christian Petracca and Clayton Oliver.

        • Thumb Down
      • 325 replies
      Hellaintabadplacetobe
    View All

    Configure browser push notifications
    Chrome (Android)
    1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
    2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
    3. Adjust your preference.
    Chrome (Desktop)
    1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
    2. Select Site settings.
    3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.