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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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So to a more important topic now, how is the supply of Banana's going? Because as we all know on this thread the world supply is in serious trouble AGAIN! 

 

After Piers Morgan’s racist comments- calling us “cheating convicts”. I hope he finds himself on an immigration blacklist for this great country!!! He can enjoy the weather and washouts in England. Self entitled toss!!

1 hour ago, SPC said:

After Piers Morgan’s racist comments- calling us “cheating convicts”. I hope he finds himself on an immigration blacklist for this great country!!! He can enjoy the weather and washouts in England. Self entitled toss!!

Just can't help himself that guy!

 

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2 hours ago, SPC said:

After Piers Morgan’s racist comments- calling us “cheating convicts”. I hope he finds himself on an immigration blacklist for this great country!!! He can enjoy the weather and washouts in England. Self entitled toss!!

Rather stupid comment from someone who should know better.

 

30 minutes ago, SFebes said:

@Redleg, @beelzebub What ever happened to the bananas?

Well as it happened some arrived in this mornings Coles Delivery....   Must admit 2 bananas does not make a Hand inho....is there trouble on the horizon ??  hmmmm

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I drank a no alcohol beer last night.

I feel a little dirty.

 
5 minutes ago, Redleg said:

I drank a no alcohol beer last night.

I feel a little dirty.

There's been a big swing towards this stuff from people.


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7 hours ago, layzie said:

Stick it in a blender 

What with bananas?

24 minutes ago, Redleg said:

What with bananas?

This thread is like reading a Samuel Beckett play and you are probably the main reason why. I do enjoy it though.

If there's non-alcoholic whiskey, why aren't there alcoholic bananas yet?

Come on, Science, we're relying on you!


3 minutes ago, Little Goffy said:

If there's non-alcoholic whiskey, why aren't there alcoholic bananas yet?

Come on, Science, we're relying on you!

 

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1 hour ago, Stiff Arm said:

 

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Still the most informative thread on DL.

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3 hours ago, leave it to deever said:

This thread is like reading a Samuel Beckett play and you are probably the main reason why. I do enjoy it though.

You mean the guy from Quantum Leap?

I didn’t know he wrote plays.

2 minutes ago, Redleg said:

You mean the guy from Quantum Leap?

I didn’t know he wrote plays.

The defence rests.

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2 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

The defence rests.

I thought you were the prosecution.

Back to the quantum time accelerator.


On 7/14/2023 at 9:19 AM, Bitter but optimistic said:

Come off it Layz !

Don't encourage the sheilas !!

( It all started when we gave them the vote )

Last Sunday I was concussed when hit in the head by an Izak Rankine set shot. I find that since then I’m an exceptionally nice person. 😁

I simply cannot be rude even if I tried, to such a degree that I don’t feel like vomiting at every post of yours. But…

… you’re pushing it here, buddy. We sheilas are the backbone of society. Don’t you forget it!

PS: make the most of this niceness since it mayn’t last long. If Gilligan’s Island or any of those old shows are anything to go by, I’ll be restored to my old self when next I’m hit in the head. This could happen as soon as tomorrow coz sitting directly behind the goals is an invitation for such. 😳

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1 minute ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Last Sunday I was concussed when hit in the head by an Izak Rankine set shot. I find that since then I’m an exceptionally nice person. 😁

I simply cannot be rude even if I tried, to such a degree that I don’t feel like vomiting at every post of yours. But…

… you’re pushing it here, buddy. We sheilas are the backbone of society. Don’t you forget it!

PS: make the most of this niceness since it mayn’t last long. If Gilligan’s Island or any of those old shows are anything to go by, I’ll be restored to my old self when next I’m hit in the head. This could happen as soon as tomorrow coz sitting directly behind the goals is an invitation for such. 😳

Sit directly behind the goal umpire and you should be safe for half the game, when the Dees kick to your end.

 
11 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Sit directly behind the goal umpire and you should be safe for half the game, when the Dees kick to your end.

Ye of little faith!

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2 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Ye of little faith!

Ye of little memory.


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