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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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I have been up here on the Gold Coast for 3 days and havenโ€™t seen Dimma yet.

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47 minutes ago, Redleg said:

I have been up here on the Gold Coast for 3 days and havenโ€™t seen Dimma yet.

He probably saw you first Red ......and ...... well , trying not to be hurtful but ... you know the rest.

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6 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

He probably saw you first Red ......and ...... well , trying not to be hurtful but ... you know the rest.

But I have had the operation.

PS: Mrs Hardwick heard I was on the coast and just rang to ask me to give Dimma a message if I saw him. She said it was GAGF. What does that mean? Is it a message of love?

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6 hours ago, Redleg said:

But I have had the operation.

PS: Mrs Hardwick heard I was on the coast and just rang to ask me to give Dimma a message if I saw him. She said it was GAGF. What does that mean? Is it a message of love?

Get affogato gluten-free?? :-)

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10 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Get affogato gluten-free?? :-)

Thanks, I will pass it on if I see him.

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1 hour ago, Redleg said:

Anyone for cricket ๐Ÿ?

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On 7/13/2023 at 6:49 AM, Lucifers Hero said:

THE NEW SOCIAL ORDER ๐Ÿ˜€

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Bring a plate:

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Some CWA help including lamington recipie, for blokes to cook up a storm!ย  (empty plate provided separately)

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Bring a decent shiraz

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A little gem from any vintage.ย  A Romsey neighbour no less.ย  Presumably it features in The Manor's well stocked cellar ensuring an ample supply to accompany the culinary storms the blokes cook up!

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Meanwhile, sheilas can sit back๐Ÿ˜€, relax ๐Ÿ˜€and

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I'm having nightmares after reading this... might need some psychological assistance to deal with the fallout

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5 hours ago, Demon Dynasty said:

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Can he bat or bowl?

11 hours ago, Redleg said:

Anyone for cricket ๐Ÿ?

It's the Bairstow curse upon us .

We will start dropping all our catches soon as well.

I'm doing a rain dance as I type.

Oh no here come Geelong. Ughhh

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So to a more important topic now, how is the supply of Banana's going? Because as we all know on this thread the world supply is in serious trouble AGAIN!ย 

After Piers Morganโ€™s racist comments- calling us โ€œcheating convictsโ€. I hope he finds himself on an immigration blacklist for this great country!!! He can enjoy the weather and washouts in England. Self entitled toss!!

1 hour ago, SPC said:

After Piers Morganโ€™s racist comments- calling us โ€œcheating convictsโ€. I hope he finds himself on an immigration blacklist for this great country!!! He can enjoy the weather and washouts in England. Self entitled toss!!

Just can't help himself that guy!


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2 hours ago, SPC said:

After Piers Morganโ€™s racist comments- calling us โ€œcheating convictsโ€. I hope he finds himself on an immigration blacklist for this great country!!! He can enjoy the weather and washouts in England. Self entitled toss!!

Rather stupid comment from someone who should know better.

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30 minutes ago, SFebes said:

@Redleg, @beelzebub What ever happened to the bananas?

Well as it happened some arrived in this mornings Coles Delivery....ย  ย Must admit 2 bananas does not make a Hand inho....is there trouble on the horizon ??ย  hmmmm

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I drank a no alcohol beer last night.

I feel a little dirty.

5 minutes ago, Redleg said:

I drank a no alcohol beer last night.

I feel a little dirty.

There's been a big swing towards this stuff from people.


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7 hours ago, layzie said:

Stick it in a blenderย 

What with bananas?

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24 minutes ago, Redleg said:

What with bananas?

This thread is like reading a Samuel Beckett play and you are probably the main reason why. I do enjoy it though.

If there's non-alcoholic whiskey, why aren't there alcoholic bananas yet?

Come on, Science, we're relying on you!


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